Time for us to meme "The Day of the Rake" into reality.
canadians who feel the same way, we must do something. Even start a political party that's sole platform is annexation (doubt this will catch on with normie canadians)
We need to show regular canadians their life sucks and has been pointless while living within a stones throw of "the real world"
canada is a meme country with no history. The first thanksgiving for canada was 1957. There's no buildings, factories, old things from daily life in canada from the past.
You must start a petition locally so you can declare independence from Canada then start another movement of annexation.
Grayson Lee
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Isaiah Kelly
Can I even do that? "Declare independence from canada" Your flag is American and we have much different laws here in commie canada.
Isaac Davis
If I can "declare independence from canada", can I just annex myself?? There has a to a loop hole for canadians to exploit to get American Citizenship easily.
Colton Ortiz
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Evan Russell
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Xavier Clark
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Ryan Thomas
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Austin Phillips
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Henry Kelly
>Step 1: Set up political party under guise of Nationalism >2: Campaign slogans are "I'm not Trudeau" >3: Win by a landslide >4; Sell ALL of canada to Chinese government for trillions >5: Disappear and laugh really hard, everyday
Lucas Cruz
Your life would be 100% different and better if you were an American.
Look at America then compare it to canada.
You're missing out. BIG TIME
Oliver Morgan
The local CFL stadium in my "city" pales in comparison to some College/University stadiums in the USA. The University "stadiums" are literally high school tier with some aluminum bleachers by a high way. It's pathetic.
Juan Collins
Are you single? I am America, 350,000,000 people That's 10X the population of canada That's 10X the chance to meet someone
That also goes for work and opportunity.
>Ha, I live in canada and paid by an American company, best of both worlds eh?? LOL
All rich canadians live in the USA. Most companies have moved to the USA from canada.
canada is a literal shit poor country compared to the USA.
Aiden Thompson
There is a shit ton more restaurant chains in the USA We only get government approved ones.
So many more clothing brands in the USA.
I follow some "vintage" pages on normiebook and NOTHING they show on those pages existed in canada.
Isaac Sanders
Compare pictures of 1920s New York City to pictures of 1920s Toronto or Ottawa
Oh wait, you can't find any. You also won't find anything from those years in Ottawa or Toronto No cars, advertising, buildings, factories, household items etc etc etc
There was no "Roaring 20s" in canada. None. canadians where hiding in a shack and plowing the fields with a cow.
Wyatt Lee
I shit you not, canadians lived like pioneer peasants until the 1950s.
canada was literally 100 years behind the USA in everything.
Colton Diaz
Are you going to some shit tier canadian university to be an engineer??
Hope an American company hires you because you'll be living with mom and dad on the dole till you die in canada. You won't own shit either. You won't make 100K+ from some canadian engineering firm. You'll probably die still owing the government for your student loans.
Christian Ortiz
Please no, I dont want subhumans flooding vancouver
Ryan Martinez
Good thinking, OP! We need to meme this. I came up with a good idea for a political motto.
>The symbol of the unification of all classes of American people has become the symbol of the new North America, and thus it has become the standard of the American people. The most precious possession you have in the whole world is your own people.
Isaac Myers
This guy.............
Hong-couver you mean?? All the Pakis in Vancouver.
This guy is acting like canada is bastion of whiteness. LOL
The only rich people in Hong-couver are Chinese and the political elite. Most white people are drug addicts, alcoholics and nu-era hippy faggots. Sounds like subhumans to me.
Blake Sullivan
My life long dream has been to be an American.
I'd be a very wealthy man if I was an American.
Being born canadians has robbed me of a live of luxury and privilege.
I want to see this country not exist as revenge.
Good motto.
Tyler Stewart
>Snow Mexicans
Also calls canadians "godless hippies"
Sorry canadians, President Trump thinks very little of you people. It's not hard to see why though. canada is a joke on all levels.
canadian patriots are the dumbest people around.
Gavin Rivera
Most white people in canada are trailer park tier. Most of them don't own anything besides a house and work some shit tier job provided by the government with the paycheck provided by the tax payer.
Most businesses in canada are owned by immigrants. NON-whites.
canadians are shit tier white people.
This fucking guy from Vancouver acting like it's only white people there. ARE YOU WELL?? Most whites in BC are literal white trash.
Grayson Flores
Go to Vancouver and most of the white people are homeless drug addicts.
The only people driving the Lambos and Ferraris living in 500K+ downtown condos are the Chinks.
David Jones
Who owns/runs the Quickie or corner store in your area?? Chinks and pakis.
What do white people in canada own, run or operate? Besides some roofing and framing companies nothing.
All canadian chink kids are rich as fuck while their white trash counterparts grow up in middle class poverty.
Julian Brown
Can you own/operate your own small gas station in canada? Of fucking course not.
Why are most small businesses run by immigrants in canada??
Thomas Morales
Why are most franchises owned by immigrants and non-whites in canada?
Only government approved franchises I have to add.
Parker Allen
I get to watch some NFL in a couple hours.
Compare and NFL stadium to a CFL one.
canada is literally North Mexico.
Joseph Russell
>The University "stadiums" are literally high school tier with some aluminum bleachers by a high way. It's pathetic. kek, you just described my uni's stadium exactly.
for a minute I thought this thread was full of lively discussion between Canadians.
Lucas Reed
Oh wow, 1930s York street.
Looks like a shit tier small town.
James Nelson
No just one bored guy who can type fast
Thomas Edwards
Are you honestly retarded? Do you realize how bad joining the US would be for Canada
>Political representation would be effectively nil, hope you like being dominated by California >American companies would just come up here and rape our resources while employing no Canadians >We would get saddled with American debt and its coming financial crisis that will make 2008 look like a walk in the park
You're either politically illiterate, or a traitor if you want us to be dominated by the amerifats to the South who have effectively run their country into the ground over the past 16 years
Eli Martinez
Didn't say they compared, just that historical photos do exist that far back. I don't how you can compare a country that got a 100 year head start and is mostly habitable with a much larger population, versus a country with a small population that's 90% frozen wasteland.
You're being pretty histrionic, desu. If you hate it so bad, just move. Surely you must be worth that 100k American salary if you're complaining about not getting it here? It's actually kinda disgusting how little appreciation you have for the good things Canada has to offer. You're clearly a very spoiled individual.
Tyler King
3 or 4 pictures is ALL the history canadians can come up with.
Here's 1920s Time Square.
Ottawa and Toronto didn't look like this.
All we have is 1 canadian picture of York Street to reference anyways.....
You are the most disgusting self-loathing motherfucker I've ever seen on here. If you hate this country so much, get the fuck out. The vast majority of countries in the world are far worse to live in than Canada, and most of them are far less white, if that's your concern.
I cannot stand you morons who hate our country and want to destroy it rather than save it. Just fucking leave.
Ryan Gutierrez
Are you?? What's the debt of Ontario?? Close to 300 BILLION What's the debt of canada?? 1.3 TRILLION Did Trudope run a HUGE deficit this year? yes
How can you sit there and talk about money and a country being broke, when canada is literally propped up by illegal chinese money??
>you sound spoiled Fuck off with your shaming tactics faggot. Sorry I want more from life than the garbage you white canadians morons can steal from the USA.
Ryan Gray
Don't worry, after you die you will go to the great Hockey game in the sky. There is syrup on tap on the house for eternity.
No, I'm going to wipe your faggot country off the fucking map with meme magic
#byecanada.
Christian Garcia
I am leaving. Going back to Greece in the next few months because I can't take the cult of diversity. Have fun flushing your genetic and cultural heritage down the drain while having some cocksucking faggot tell you how it's 2016 and you should let Panjeet rape and murder your daughter because muh white guilt.
I have no white guilt I despise Islam
& I hate how dumb Canadians are. I'd get American citizenship if I had 200k to invest (about 100k short). This country is LITERAL shit and you're either a muzzie or a complete brainwashed idiot.
Colton Williams
It's not a tactic, it's reality. My family immigrated here from the USSR. All are productive members of society, with stable careers, that are happy they're living in a free country. You just have no perspective for how good you have it. You don't have the faintest idea what real misery and suffering is.
Oh, poor baby wants his Times Square. How can he live without his fancy university stadiums? Life is just so tough and shitty in Canada.
Jacob Campbell
USSR to commie canada
Stop trying to shame me you commie fuck. Shaming a (((jewish))) (((communist))) trick to get people to shut up and not speak out.
One commie country to another.
Austin Phillips
>Greece
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Farewell, Stavros. This motherfucker talking about Ontario's debt.
Jayden Myers
Funny thing Ivan,
www.kalashnikov-usa.com
No. Shaming is what an orderly society does to faggots and degenerates. Not enough shaming has lead to
Jackson Turner
Nice try. My grandfather was a Soviet dissident. We immigrated as refugees because the Soviets said "Disappear or we will make you disappear." He spent his whole life fighting communism. My parents, from the beginning, have taught me that Communism is a degenerate system that makes people suffer.
Hunter Walker
>tfw closet american
DO IT ALREADY
Austin Cook
lol canada is nothing but degenerates. You must also be one to not notice it. LOL Commie faggot.
Open wide, Justine needs to stick his cock down your throat. The privilege will cost you 200,000 CDN
Wyatt Butler
I will NEVER defend Trudeau, so don't even try that.
>What's the debt of canada?? 1.3 TRILLION What's the debt of the USA retard? 14 TRILLION. They have had to raise the debt ceiling twice and Trump's massive tax cuts, while temporarily good for the underman, is going to fuck the country in the long run when the debt crisis happens. And it's not his fault of course, but Bush's and Obongo's.
Good, please leave, we don't want turk rapebabies who don't pay their debts up here anyways. We have proportionally more white people than most other Western countries, and when you leave we'll be a little whiter
Brayden Kelly
Funny, for a Leftist you seem awfully concerned about economics.
Yea, I'd rather move to an impoverished country that has CULTURE and will become CAPITALIST than one that's a Marxist shithole.
Jaxon Price
union with canada would be interesting but your country is full of leftists morons. also you would get invaded by our spics and niggers. its a lose / lose.
Brayden Jackson
Stick to your own backyard faggot. Pay attention to canada. Stop with the deflection tactics. canada is a broke shit hole. Stick to canada
James Moore
Why would Spics and Niggers from the South move to a cold climate? canadian under American proxy
Jack Sullivan
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Hudson Cooper
Welfare, its basically the legal manifestation of their survival strategy (parasite behavior).
Brayden Scott
Yea have literal turks and islamic fundamentalists brainwash your youth instead!
Canada Yes!
Hope to see your face when Greece announces it's leaving the EU and the Drahma is coming back. O and it's going to happen btw. Tsipras will be tried for treason and New Democracy will have a nationalist revival fueled in part by Russian money.
Enjoy sucking ISLAMIC COCK YOU FUCKING CANADIAN UNCULTURED SWINE
Easton Lee
Well you live in a COMMUNIST country called canada.
Justine LOVES Fidel
The government runs the healthcare and media By VERY DEFINITION, that is communism
Oliver Green
Communism:
noun 1. a theory or system of social organization based on the holding of all property in common, actual ownership being ascribed to the community as a whole or to the state. 2. (often initial capital letter) a system of social organization in which all economic and social activity is controlled by a totalitarian state dominated by a single and self-perpetuating political party. 3. (initial capital letter) the principles and practices of the Communist Party. 4. communalism.
pay close attention to the first 2 canadians.
Charter of Rights and Freedoms written in 1982 by a COMMUNIST says the government can take away all rights if it's in their best interest.
Oliver Taylor
im from minnesota mate. they come here because our state gibs are some of the most generous in the country. im assuming canadian gibs are pretty comfy aswell and that will attract the darkies.
Joshua Bennett
>By VERY DEFINITION, that is communism kek, you're retarded. Not even close to the definition.
Jace Richardson
Dude, you're both meme countries with mostly invented history. Difference between the two is that the shit one thinks it's the shit and that the other one is Canada and as such vulnerable to people spreading memes about being the shit.
Chase Williams
Government owned broadcasting? NOT IN MY GREECE.
Lincoln Rodriguez
We gave AMERICA independence it was thanks to our kindness that we didn't wipe out your pathetic nation we invaded and occupied your capital got bored and said later hoser and went home to watch the playoffs Fuck off CANADA IS NUMBER ONE
Luke Howard
We invented Netherlands If it weren't for us you would be German Say thank you to your Canadian master
Jack Nguyen
"I think Fidel is a very special man. So special that you don't have an adjective for him."
ANOTHER GREAT PIECE OF UNBIASED NEWS FROM OUR BELOVED CBC!
Well I guess that would depend on the "states" that canada becomes and what their gibmedats programs would be. canadian welfare is shit. Barely enough to cover the sky rocketing rent. Forget eating as well.
You're basing your argument off a far fetched idea that canada will offer the same benefits.
Bad argument.
Consult a dictionary. What does a pic about Greece have to do with communism retard??
LOL fuck you're a moron >pic related >you
David Diaz
>against globalism >wants to merge a foreign entity that's fully engulfed in socialist garbage
kys cucks
Noah Harris
kek, Greece actually has Communist Party MPs. There are no Communist Party members of parliament in Canada. Far from being a "force in the Greek political scene", they're a joke of a party that never even gets 1% of the vote.
Zachary Jenkins
You Algerian niggers need to FUCK OFF >choosing a blue flag with a seal instead of a blue ensign We should invade Alberta
Adrian Rivera
Dude, you mopped up Germans after the Russians crushed them. I mean make no mistake we're thankful for mopping up Germans, but the flowers are more than sufficient payment and about equal in value to your services.
Grayson Lee
>there's no buildings, factories, old things from daily life in canada from the past.
commie filthy rat detected
Isaiah Stewart
I'd rather America fries their bigger fish. Like getting rid of the shitskins. Then once they're great again they can annex.
John Gray
Make canada into America
kys for being too stupid to understand. Cuck
Robert Lopez
Why would America want 30 million more Dem voters? Also, fake tweet is fake
Brayden Campbell
Welfare here is insane. The government literally mandates welfare housing and fucking pays for refugee housing. Also, the government gives A FUCKING TON of welfare money to anyone with kids. That's why we've had fucking thousands of muslims immigrate here, literal parasites.
Thomas Brooks
Bunch of whiny hipsters from Toronto Edmonton and Calgary itt lmao you kids sound like massive faggots. "Reeee! I don't like Canada because USA is better" go live there then stupid faggot not just sitting there crying "I live in a shit hole buh buh im not gonna leave I just wanna complain, listen to meeeeeeeee". Mommys basement pants shitters, all of you. Shut up and stop complaining pussies.
Carter Rodriguez
fair enough, but youre still a white anglo country mate. why would you want to sacrifice that by joining us?
Christian Sullivan
Algerian?? Blue flag? WTF are you on about retard???
canadians are commies and I hate them. Not an argument, rebutal or debunking of what I said, just fyi
You should concern yourself with Trudope importing 300K of them and giving them tons of money.
canadians really need to stop deflecting to American problems. canada has enough of it's own and becoming America would fix all of them.
Eli Sullivan
Serious question. Why would Canada want to be our 51st state? The cultural differences, especially in Quebec, are far too different.
Jason Thompson
>giving independence didnt they beat the shit out of US in a war to claim their independence?
Luis Reyes
Bud. Outlook is grim for Canada. Every generation for the past 100 years has been worthless godless trash
Leo Brooks
>annex canada >attain commiefornia x 100000000000000000 as a voting block A FUCKING LEAF
Michael Davis
Not fake, just research it.
You can't shame me into silence you commie faggot.
Maybe for refugees. Onatrio welfare is 730 a month. Quebec is 657 a month
Waiting list for government housing is 10 years.
They do take of the refugees very well. They spit on their own here though.
Luke Richardson
Family welfare policy. Look it up.
Nathaniel Mitchell
this we are a lower class cattle nation. We are where the most corrupt and evil business people and politicians come to settle down or place their families. most canadians just go with the flow because they love the pat on the head they get for being told they are "so nice"
Robert Butler
THE DAY OF THE RAKE IS NIGH
Wyatt Rivera
canadians have no culture but stolen American culture. That goes for Quebec as well. Quebec doesn't have a culture unless you count doing Speed and drinking shit beer "culture"
I know the outlook is grim. That's why I want to be an American.
Asher Baker
id take canada over commiefornia anyday. minus quebec though, they can go independent.
Jaxson Martin
Not everyone has kids retard. Those are the payouts for single people. Look it up.
canadians are evil and corrupt to the core. I fully believe canada was a penal colony like Australia but for the worse offenders the UK had to offer. Sent here to die in the cold.
Chase Johnson
can someone tell me how much refugee families are given to compare to an average canadian family on welfare?
I read that the average BC citizen on welfare has $3 per meal while refugees are can afford to spend $15 per meal.
John Martinez
>I know the outlook is grim. That's why I want to be an American. our prospects are even worse, white kids are already a minority. we are literally anglo-brazil. JUST
