What will Trump text?

What will Trump text?

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Grab em by the pussy, boys!

>unblockable

>Come join me on reddit

>Unblockable

what is jail breaking and how do i not be a pleb?

Imagine how trggered libtarded leftist will be by this, they can no longer use their tried and tested of calling you a racist and then just blocking you entirely.

He'll accidentally send a picture of his dick to everyone instead of just Mitt

"send nudes or I'll send you back"

GAS THE KIKES

>I have never seen a tin person drink diet coke "send"
>bombing few hours ago, we all know it was a muslim

It's gonna be a great birthday for me

Urgently Needed: Wall Technicians

>All WEAs must be issued through FEMA’s Integrated Public Alert & Warning System, meaning that an emergency alert from the president still has at least one layer to pass through before being issued. While FEMA is under control of the executive branch (the head of FEMA is selected by the president, and reports to the Department of Homeland Security), the agency would have a vested interest in not seeing their alert system bent toward, uh, non-emergency ends.

MUH fake news clickbait headline shit

Fucking liberal pussies

>be mexican
>wake up one morning
>check phone
>1 unread message
>it's from Trump
>it just says "You have to go back."
>no hablo ingles

>Has anyone seen my launch codes?

He'll crash the network:
"Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight"

faggot

fuck

fucking retards

EMERGENCY ALERT:
Crooked Hillary is being indited on 20+ federal felonies. From money laundering to Treason.
-Attorney General Sessions

jeus christ you guys are fucking idiots

>3am
>phone buzzed
>grab phone
>text from DJT
>"Get up and go for a run America. In order to make America great again you have to make yourself great again."

The real question is what will Sup Forums and Sup Forums do with this for win, Kek

You have to go back.

>mfw mass spam text only registered democrats

lol since when does the president have the ability to text everyones phones , what the hell hahahaha

thank you for making my day, i hope this is true. 2017 is going to be a great year guys, hahahaha Trump is going to be texting you all HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA this is exactly why i supported the mad man

Implying that fat fuck has done 5 mins of exercise in the last 40 years.

R A R E
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How does one block text messages?

An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Barack Obama’s birth certificate is a fraud

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body

no it's not

Wake up POL FAGS.

THE PA ELECTION COMMISSION IS REFUSING TO SAY TRUMP WON.

THEY ARE REFUSING TO SAY THE ELECTION RESULTS ARE "OFFICIAL"

Call or email the PENNSYLVANIA ELECTIONS BOARD.

DEMAND THEY SAY THE RESULTS POSTED ARE OFFICIAL AND DEMAND THEY SAY TRUMP WON!

THEY REFUSE TO SAY THEIR RESULTS ATE OFFICIAL....HERE IS THEIR WEBSITE. NOTICE THE WORD..."UNOFFICAL"

TAKE ACTION FAGS. PHONE EMAIL!

electionreturns.pa.gov/ENR_NEW

>eating dinner
>phone buzzes
>check who messaged me
>it's Trump
>"itadakimasu"

They wouldn't be texts but Emergency Alerts, which should be able to be disabled in your device's settings.

Oh boy he's gonna send his tweets

>January 20th comes.
>Mass texts to every American.
>"Looks like I grabbed the Presidency right in the pussy."

Nou

Hey u want som fuk?

Drink more ovaltine.

How old is this piece of news?
I was recieving Amber Alerts about a child kidnapping on my phone from Seattle a few months ago - they have an entire network set up to tell US citizens about kidnappings, terrorist threats and messages from the POTUS

>implying libs on their iphones could find the setting they need to uncheck to disable bs alerts

fuk off

I hate you

Is Hillary a lesbian?
Text 88 for Yes
Text 55 for Maybe

Its just belarus calm your tits

>Breaking news: mothers everywhere are dying. Their children didn't reply to this post. Many such cases. Sad!

...

ugh i just don't even!

no, it's rank 190/253 in rarity.

>4AM
>BZZZ BZZZ
>I need the hacker known as Sup Forums.
>Help MAGA. I want you as Secretary of Mountain Dew

why are brits such shitposters

Not really that sad.

>While FEMA is under control of the executive branch (the head of FEMA is selected by the president, and reports to the Department of Homeland Security), the agency would have a vested interest in not seeing their alert system bent toward, uh, non-emergency ends.

the agency would also have a vested interest in not having their shit pushed in by the world's greatest shitpushinner

>EMERGENCY ALERT
>Daily Reminder: I have never seen a thin person drink Diet Coke

faf

Oh fack off

Wew

it would be pretty fucking funny if it happened

fuck

autism, many such cases.

she's already dead to me

Du

Fuck

>Emergency Alert: An EMP will detonate in San Francisco in 20 minutes. I'd be careful!
>explosive energizer bunnies march into the city
>Mike Pence, dressed as Magneto, leads them into battle

"The Chinese think we won't walk away from this deal. Sad!"

"Would you like to know more?"

>real presidential hours smash that like button

>The propaganda channel

lulz to be had