/Brit/pol - Referendum edition

>Italian referendum: Exit polls suggest landslide NO victory. EU on suicide watch
telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/12/04/italian-referendum-markets-renzi-braced-no-vote/

>'Plot' to sabotage Boris Johnson's plan for Brexit
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/03/plot-sabotage-boris-johnsons-plan-brexit/

>Cost of EU trade access 'must be sensible'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38200112

>Killer drivers could face life sentences
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38199720

>When do the Italian referendum results come in? What to watch out for during vote count
express.co.uk/news/politics/739503/Italian-referendum-when-results-come-in-vote-count-what-to-watch-time-result-announced

>'Start of a new chapter': Theresa May puts trade FIRST on visit to the Gulf States
express.co.uk/news/politics/739549/Theresa-May-Gulf-States-visit-trade-partnership

>Network Rail to share control of British rail with private sector
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-networkrail-idUKKBN13S00D

>Bank of England's Haldane warns against hasty rate hike
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-boe-haldane-idUKKBN13R1E8

>Philip Hammond and David Davis team up to offer reassurance
theguardian.com/politics/2016/dec/04/philip-hammond-and-david-davis-team-up-brexit-reassurance

>EU toasts defeat of ‘backward-looking populism’ as Hofer concedes Austrian election
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/12/eu-toasts-defeat-backward-looking-populism-hofer-concedes-austrian-election/

>Johnson risks row with May over student net migration statistics
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-theresa-may-says-international-students-should-not-be-included-in-immigration-figures-a7454771.html

>Thread theme: Edwin Elgar's Sospiri, Op. 70
youtube.com/watch?v=7uqgv2xsw2o [Open]

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ibtimes.co.uk/uk-government-wants-punish-online-pirates-10-year-jail-sentences-1556234
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_Europe
github.com/flaghunters/Extra-Flags-for-Sup
google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/live/2016/dec/04/italian-referendum-and-austrian-presidential-election-live
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

How do we fix our women britpol?

Also fuck the blairites.

Alba gu bràth

fix implies you revert something to a state where it was working correctly

this has never been the case with our women

I'd fuck her, only because I have low standards

the irish got the right idea, you gotta beat them and have a little struggle cuddle after a few pints

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POUND AT €1.20 LADS

Thanks Italy

Ban tan.

The best thing about any form of election is reading the Neil's twitter feed.

It is essentially impossible.

Wew Laddie

So when's the second referendum? I won't let Boris Farage mislead me this time tbqh.

Why are muslims a protected species in this country?

Like, who, directly who, made it like this? It was the case pre-Blair.

Nth for glorious Scotland eternal.

I remember how I went up Schiehallion two years ago. It was glorious and a feel you little beady bed-wetters will never understand: heritage, tradition, honour, pride.

How does it feel to have your race destroyed by the two greatest Scottish politicians of all time - Blair and Brown. Only then to be saved by Cameron (a Scot!).

Truly a pathetic little brown race. Thanks for your women who so willingly throw themselves at my big Scottish cock whenever I'm down winning business over my weak anglo "competitors".

Pussy boys/. We own you.

You ought to be paying us more for having the privilege of our rule.

We're stronger, cleverer, faster, more traditional. Blonder, lighter-skinned, and have lighter eyes.

Whenever I'm in your shithole I'm a God among little brown haired brown eyed beta cunts who literally cower in my presence upon seeing me and hearing my accent.

No dead languages in Brit/pol/, please.

>10 years for piracy

Scottish paedophiles are not welcome in this thread.

Aye

Remember the girl who was recently raped and murdered in Germany?

Her parents raised money for migrants at her funeral.

What?
Pardon?
Excuse me?

Is Britain as cucked as the Norwegians say it is?

>paedophiles
wot

Germany police still won't release whether she was in a relationship with him. I can't decide whether that means she was or not.

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You're a kid fucker. You admitted it in a previous thread. Hence why you're hiding in Russia.

Yes. Stay away from this hellhole. We're almost as bad as Sweden and Canada.

Every German girl is in a relationship with refugees whether they like it or not

>So, user, what do you do with yourself these days?

Ivan, why the fuck are you role-playing?

He's a nonce Scot in Russia.

>be me
>having sex with gf
>decide to film it, sometimes do when the mood is right
>really going for it and she's enjoying it more than ever
>"oh god I'm cumming"
>squirts all over sheets
>ohshit.jpeg
>hear a bang at door
>its the Plod
>"oi oi didn't you hear female orgasms are illegal round here"
>get 5 years
>such is life in islamibong

Why do comfy songs get uncomfy after you listen to them over and over again?

>i make posts on Sup Forums about not having a girlfriend
>my elder brother has a girlfriend and a wife

>kid fucker
That would be Enoch. Never fucked a girl younger than 14

Mostly tinker with my bikes or car, play video games, or masturbate.

No point lying about stuff, just be honest.

youtube.com/watch?v=cf2uzE6OMlQ

This one doesn't.

ibtimes.co.uk/uk-government-wants-punish-online-pirates-10-year-jail-sentences-1556234

>my elder brother has a girlfriend and a wife

Your shithole is shrinking. You have the same population now as after WW1.

The canny scots have left their mountain hovels to live as free as englishmen.

Meanwhile queen sturgeon has embraced the moors to help her rule the scotch.

NO.

FUCKING NO.

FUCKING FAGGOT KEKS DISRESPECTING THEIR OWN DAUGHTER BY RAISING MONEY FOR THOSE WHO RAPED AND MURDERED HER.

GERMANY HOW DID YOU FALL SO LOW?

You're fucking joking?

Dear god I hope you're joking.

GIGGITY GIGGITY I'M COMING FOR THAT INTERNET HISTORY

It's for the people who create torrents, not your average pirate.

Besides, people who don't take precautions deserve it be caught.

Your refutation of me calling you a nonce is to prove that you're a nonce?

>ibtimes.co.uk/uk-government-wants-punish-online-pirates-10-year-jail-sentences-1556234
>pirates getting harsher jail sentences than rapists

I went to dublin for the weekend not long ago and spent a fucking fortune

>"the scotch"
>How to detect a twat 101

Glaswegian here.

Fuck you cunts

Glasgow >> Dundee (YES CITY :D)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tory Racists >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Edinburgh = Aberdeen = Inverness (NO VOTING XENOPHOBES)

fuck sake. i hope isis kill the rest of her family

>yfw tor and vpns are now probable cause for investigation

what precautions?

I work, go hiking with friends, my band is doing pretty well, and I engage in political activism.

Haven't found the right girl yet though.

nothing surprises me any more with these people

>t. feminist
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_Europe

>Austria votes green/left "Proving that the EU-Spirit is not dead yet"
>An hour later, Italy votes against the EU, crashing the Euro
>mfw

how rude

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what's the matter scotcher?

not had your heroin yet?

>M-muh age of consent in other degenerate countries.
Scot paedo, fuck off.

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Why are lesser flags so comfy?

Pigs are offensive to muslims mate.

You should remove your racist flag before i tell theresa.

The ole one-two punch.

>nearly elect a literal neo nazi
>then cuck the EU's shit up yet again

not going well for junckers and co

A girlfriend AND a wife??

How does it feel knowing that your hero has become a mere side character in our hero's story?

>you will hear "Nigel Farage was right" in the future
>tfw he is the Enoch Powell of the 21st century

i don't know, tell us.

Tell me about it lad.

I can't believe the left are celebrating a

>YKTD's sleeping patterns are so degenerate that I haven't seen him for days now

Shame, I was hoping to catch him tonight but I guess not.

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They are mentally ill

t. man-hating dyke
14 - Andorra, Austria, Bulgaria, Estonia, Germany, Hungary, Italy, Liechtenstein, Portugal, San Marino,
15 - Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, France, Greece, Iceland, Monaco, Poland, Romania, Slovakia, Slovenia, Sweden

Oh shit they're gonna come round and find my butter knives

And not just British ones either.

So do you think Renzi is going to go for
>hard resignation
Or
>soft resignation
Lads?

Fact: Surreyites are the most POWERFUL race in the world

YKTD is a Tory MP

Their entire ideology is willful ignorance, wishful thinking and destructivism. They think that everything's OK if they win by 0.1% and this gives them a mandate to turn everywhere into downtown Toronto, but if we win by 0.1% oy vey its anudda shoah shut it the fuck down

Guess where i am.

Lads I got a week off work starting the 12th Dec

I've only just realised this an incredibly shitty time of year to have off, what the fuck should I do for the week? If I get hooked on vidya again I won't come off it for a long time, its like cocaine for me. Fuck.

I wish I was a yąndere girl.

Yess

>Taking heroin
>Not buying Russian spongebob themed eccies off the internet and taking it during your sesh at the local nightclub

Write a short story

I wish I was an attractive girl

Hey fellow britbongs
github.com/flaghunters/Extra-Flags-for-Sup Forums

I wish I WAS a girl))

Make Marmite Cheap Again

can someone explain to me what's happening in bong land tomorrow? Are you guys going to civil war?

google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/live/2016/dec/04/italian-referendum-and-austrian-presidential-election-live

YES

EUROKEKS BTFO
FREEDOM ONLY FOR BRITS AND YANKS

bbc host on suicide watch right now

Scottish women in WWII were commended by European generals.

Victoria women were the best women.

?

GBP to EUR now as it was before referendum

Reminds me of the activist grill who got randomly chimped to death in broad daylight in SA and then her parents met/forgave them and put up a monument to friendship.

And we should all be old enough to see that day.

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

DONT TRY TO imitate us you pathetic eurotrash

Very nice.

extremely sad voice, cut to weather during italianoman's speech

Fucking hotpot out! Reeeee!