Breaking

Breaking.
John key currently NZ prime minister just resigned.

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Off yourself, this is bullshit, not in the same HOUR as the Italian PM

I stand corrected

bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-38204424

Mr Key is stepping down at the request of his wife Bronagh, the New Zealand Herald reports.

LMFAO, KEKED OUT OF THE PRIME MINISTERIAL ROLE

But how am I going to make Key-wi puns now?

this is david seymour's chance to take control!

What happens now?

why? He is popular and can easily win if he ran today. no one saw this coming at all.

jack fuck all

prime minister is a meme position so someone can stand next to the US president at global meetings

he has no extra power

>newsflash: british person opens mouth before checking facts

should go work for a newspaper.

flag fag resigns

But NZ women are ugly.

They elect Gandalf

>But NZ women are ugly.


what did he mean by this?

Yeah, pretty interesting. Wonder what his wife threatened him with.

You think a woman named bro-nagh really exists, to nag the bro-minister? ....do I pronounce it "broney" ?

How am I supposed to feel about this?

That's a shame, but maybe the Nationals will elect someone who's against immigration now

A shrug seems adequate

What the actual fuck he is stepping down?
HAS MEME MAGIK GONE TO FAR?
WHAT DID YOU DO ITALY?

Confused, exacerbated and highly aroused.

HE IS THE NZ VERSION OF JEB! OMG HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS

In soul not in body. We have great looking women with horrible attitudes and personalities.

Let's hope so.

>implying anyone cares about NZ

>why? He is popular and can easily win if he ran today. no one saw this coming at all.
If he didn't give a reason and there isn't a scandal,one could be brewing behind the scenes

No.

>Mr Key is stepping down at the request of his wife Bronagh


>you should step down
>alright

was that it?

>Bronagh
Hey, I watched some of his Shakespeare movies, pretty good. Didn't know he transitioned, though.

Or it's the new world order getting in motion. I let Kek decide with digits.

Any more information on this? What are his positions, is this good for the nationalist movements or bad? If he steps down because his wife told him so, he appears to be a cuck ...

Average. (((He)))'s spent the last 8 years selling NZ to the Chinese but is popular. Him leaving should drop National's polls a decent amount, giving Winnie a chance make NZ great again.

Was he based or is he a pedo Satan cultist?

>he a pedo Satan cultist

Probably that one if anything. I remember a Kiwi acquaintance of mine calling him a pedo back in 2008 when he was elected.

Also this might be of interest to some even if the post is a year old

realnewsnz.wordpress.com/2015/02/12/john-key-secret-affair-exposed/

Just an awkward Jew desu: youtube.com/watch?v=cKm83oh_PK4

NZ is hardly any better than Canada. Blow it off the map.

I cannot unsee it as well, fuck. Colin Craig is also a bit, too, or was.

>it's real

Turnbull to resign when?

>PM pulls hair
>big news story
>making headlines around the world
>professor declares it bullying
>interviews with blacked out person for anonymity
>on the site live reporting from parliament

NZ what the fuck. Also how comfy is it to live in a country where this is what your news is like?

>Also how comfy is it to live in a country where this is what your news is like?
Bretty comfy senpai.

Nothing ever happens so shit like this (ponytail, not his resignation) is news.

leave Craig alone

Colin Craig is the NZ Jeb, m8.

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I like how nobody checked his quads. Spain just can't ever seem to get it together in spite of the large landmass, advanced civilization, and natural resources.