Whats the most red pilled way to kill myself

whats the most red pilled way to kill myself

>A FUCKING LEAF
never seen a sage earned this hard

Cyanide poisoning

Dying of old age as a respected old man who has built a house, grown a tree, had 3 children and fucked his wife everyday.

By taking down other leafs with you in a firey glory

Blow yourself up inside a Mosque in mid morning prayer, taking all of them with you.

Try to get to space and die by lack of oxygen in the vacuum

Better yet, OP. Get as many jews as you can.

metaphorically.
be born again in the blood of the lamb

Buy an express one way ticket to syria

find a gas main.

Blow that area to hell.

maple syrup overdose

This. If OP does this, he's mad man, My sides in orbit insured.

Hitler didn't kill himself. He fled by submarines to Argentina where he lived out the remainder of his days, this is in our FBI Vault files.

Anyways this is now a hitler thread. Post hitlers!

Dying while fighting for your race

Burning yourself in autumn

Removing the enemies of our Race and doing what this user said:

What do you have to lose.

Exactly this.

Beating the highscore ?

Carefully search through government choices in an attempt to find discrepancies that point tot world conspiracies.

Compile facts, and send them to every news outlet with your name on it. Essentially suicide if your data is strong enough.

Get too close to the Clintons.

SCOOP OUT YOUR EYEBALLS WITH AN ICE CREAM SCOUP AND TAKE BLOOD THINNERS

>Something like this

Old age though a happy, successful life with more than two kids

Old age

By letting your enemies kill you.

suicide by cop at a leftist political gathering
if you're gonna go the least you could do is take some of those parasites with you

samsara

PvP mode, Chicago

This. Search FBI Hitler. You'll find your answer.

t. boomer

Ask King Trudeau for a homosexual kiss at a Gay Pride March, and bite down into a cyanide pill as you lock lips.

seriously though my mom yelled at me tonight and told me to fix my life

should i fix pizzagate?

>tie a heavy duty twine around your neck and secure it to a building
>super glue your hands to your head
>jump off building


redpilled af

Old age. Do this.

Came here to say this

Exit Bag

Don't kill yourself. Just adopt an incredibly risky lifestyle until it kills you.

im not a bitch

By killing a bunch of niggers and ending it with suicide by cop.

Ingesting some sort of pill that is colored red that would kill you

im aware the gov't has me on a couple of lists now so time's of the essence

Eat Dominoe's pizza ery day

Hang yourself, it has a 70% mortality rate.

i was raised by boomers... can't believe they ruined our society so badly

i don't hate black people

it's not their fault they're just victims of the globalists like we are

Voting for a leftist regime and get killed by sandniggers

go to comet at night right before closing hours and find the basement. or search that tunnel. if you're going to kill yourself anyway.

i don't think i'll be able to get my passport after this thread

do you need it? you're going to kill yourself anyway

fly a plane into mecca, highly preferring one without any whites on it.

dieing of old age

the canadian border guards are crazy dude

no way am i getting past

i didn't suggest anything

Going to DC or a synagogue and not dying alone.

my parents gave me a gift card to dominos for my birthday

i bought a pizza from there, tried to eat a slice, and threw the rest in the garbage

i thought it might just be that restaurant so i tried another one, same result

i can eat basically any frozen pizza but i couldnt do dominos

thats what (((they))) want you to dream buddy

You know every world leader at one point had to be taught how to shit and piss in a toilet

Youre a human fucking being, created in the image of God. You can rule entire galaxies. Trump breathes air like me and you, strive for something bigger dude. Anyone can get old and fuck a fat bitch wife

I think dicks might be more to your palette.

In silence.

lol what a stupid nigger

Radiation Poisoning above 3000 rads doesn't make you vomit. You get a headache, dizziness, a lack of consciousness and a promise of death.

Travel to Chernobyl. Wander amongst the ghosts, the empty homes. Cafe Pripyat (pictured) remains one of the most radioactive spots even today. As you become dizzier and drowsier, lie amongst the leaves as your cells are shredded beyond repair.

>3 children
More like 6-10

You're a cunt tbqh. Just because people may have different ambitions from life than you do does NOT give you the right to criticise them. You sound like an autist.

>whats the most red pilled way to kill myself

Don't.

Underrated.

He actually lived out his days in brazil.

He liked samba and was an asshole when drunk.

my parents never taught me how to be a human

As a leaf, do you know if it's true that if you kill yourself, you win?