Jews stole my name

I have a German last name commonly used by Jews but I'm 0% Jew. People will think I'm a Jew. Wtf do I do Sup Forums?

convert

embrace multiculturalism

Get rid of the Jews.

Uncuck yourself by taking your wife's last name, user.

The answer is simple: you must kill the batman

>ywn run your fingers through her hair while kissing her passionately against the wall

>Not using the Jewish name to outjew the jew

Just do what Trump did and change your last name.

And don't forget to educate your countrymen.

>people will think i'm a Jew
This is good, now you must infiltrate and bring back evidence of how Jews are infiltrating our countries for world wide globalisation

This time, we will out jew the jews

>Uncuck yourself by taking your wife's last name
Estonians actually believe this.

Claim the benefits of anti-anti-semitism and jewish nepotism

Go do 23 and me and just make sure you aint no Heybru

I already did it and got 0% Jew.

DRUMPFSTERS BTFO.

Just remove the suffix from your surname.

it wouldn't even be a name then

ONE OF US
ONE OF US

GOOBLE
GOEBELLS
GOOBLE
GOEBELLS

You sure? Have you given money to google to have your DNA checked yet?

use the misunderstanding to subvert from within

yes, I did it for this exact reason

0% Ashkenazi

>david rothstein

IM A GOY I SWEAR

Nice try Mr. Steinberg. Can't fool me.

>her

They did this to blend in. And it worked very well.

There only one final solution.

There's*

You better be shitposting.

kys frog

t. Shlomo Shekelbergstein

Use it to infiltrate Jewish groups and subvert them from within, like they do to us

>forgetting we are the jews now

Start wearing a star of David as some form of jewellery and get a job as an investment banker ez mode. Save and retire early. Enjoy your life without being a wagecuck

>kys

definitively jewish, post your foreskin it's the only way to be sure

Nice try.

heh you guys are just joking!

What's your name? Say it, and I'll think of something. Also
>muh heritage
Checked.

nice quads cigánykölök

Oh shit that's only 600 000

Nice try Shlomo your'e not foolin anyone

>Study law or banking

>pretend youre Jewish, claim that your great grandfather was one of the 6 gorillion,
> Migrate to Israel
>Profit?
As much as the average Polfags, doesn't want to admit it, the Kikes are unstoppable. It'd be better for your children if you join the winning side.

>"Pol"
>kkk6PZTl
>kkk

>kkk
Praise kek

When is the next Klan meeting, mate?

>the grand dragon is here


wew

Sorry, we can't risk it. Get in the oven!

My relatives were probably Nazi's desu

kek

i wonder how her armpits taste

Hitlerberg?

>444
>KKK in ID
>pepe-coloured ID

Praise Kek