What 'road rage deterrent' works best?

what 'road rage deterrent' works best?
i have seen too many videos of someone getting their head kicked in for cutting someone off.
i drive a large SUV i can use to ram my way out of most situations, but is there something i can flash (other than an illegal firearm) which will end the problem before it starts?
>you accidentally cut in front of this guy and he starts yelling and flashing his lights at you, what do you do?

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I don't know the laws in Oz, but where I live I can carry a cattle prod in the car. If you are approached, it lets out a wonderful electrical cracking that would deter most people. An axe would also work well to deter, and it has an easier excuse in case you're questioned by the popo.

I don't know the answer.

People forget themselves when they're in their car. Driving affects your tolerance for others.

i guess this is legal in australia... any reason not to buy one now?, wish i had known this years ago.
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You could always just drive safely and not be a twat. Just an idea...

i wish it was that simple.
an angry bogan heading home from work is likely to pick a fight simply because he hates his job and is jealous of your car.

youtube.com/watch?v=uNH-YJLKMTo

You're such a fucking pussy you spend your spare time worrying about men beating you up in traffic?

If they come up to your driver side door, unlock it, pull the handle and kick it open as hard as you can. It might break a knee cap, and will otherwise briefly stun them.

Either drive away at this point, running them over if you want, or get out and finish the job.

I thought aussies were tough? I guess autism is a problem down there too.

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this one is good.
hopefully someone can make him a wheelchair motorcycle hybrid now, kek.

Thanks for the lesson in Brazilian Jiu Jeepsu

I dunno, not a flattering story about my manhood but none the less....

>driving home, sleepy ready for fucking bed.
>driving my tiny car.
>two lanes merge to one. construction.
>everyone getting over ahead of time, including me.
>some cunt speeds up to the end of closing lane.
>forces his vehicle into my lane, pushing me into turning lane.
>I put my arm out the window "Say what the fuck!?"
>I let it go, let him merge in front of me.
>Another car speeds up next to him starts talking shit to him for almost hitting my car.
>the guy who cut me off, told him to "get out then"
>The guy hops out.
>At this point, I determine it would be unfair to leave it to a fair fight.
>I hop out
>the asshole who forced merge rolls up his window and down bro throws some trash thrown at his car.
>he doesn't do shit about his car being fucked with.
>light turns green me and down bro hop back into are cars and everyone went their separate ways.

The single best road rage deterrent is being a big bloke in Australia. Got to admit, when I'm getting my road rage on a heavy set dude often makes me go hunting for an easier choice (eg asian).

i live in melbourne northern suburbs.
its more dangerous, with more guns than canada or some U.S cities here.

Get a taser m8, I've got one that looks like a small mag lite so you can get away with carrying it in your car without it looking too suss. Just discharging the cunt is enough to scare the shit out of most people.

So does he ride in a sidecar now?

haha, the fucking nerve of the guy to try and sell his sob story after fucking with the wrong family man.

Bretty gud that Lizardman and his whore gf got murdered a few weeks ago.

>implying road rage is always justified
A fucking Brit. You're almost as bad of drivers as Asians.

>f they come up to your driver side door, unlock it, pull the handle and kick it open as hard as you can.
No dumbass, if they come up to your driver side door you shoot them. They were probably trying to carjack you.

If you're worried about a gunfight, then the entire discussion is moot.

You bring a gun to a gun fight, period.

I recommend a sawn off shotgun kept under your seat, the cruder looking the better.

if i was driving the range rover i would have swerved from side to side knocking them down until they stopped following me.

Well no shit cumdump, the faggot specifically said "no guns" in the OP.

Damn I'm getting one and a holster for jogs.

We have a serious problem with people here letting their dogs run about freely. Normally I wouldn't give a shit but one of them is a cattle dog.

Yes, you basically want one of these:

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Program it to say something like

"GOOD AFTERNOON DRIVER. YOU ARE CURRENTLY FOLLOWING AT AN UNSAFE DISTANCE. PLEASE REDUCE YOUR SPEED UNTIL THE DISTANCE BETWEEN US EXCEEDS 2 CAR LENGTHS. THANK YOU"

But thank God Jesus be looking out for dem bros maine, one love we all people where my civil action at yo?

>curbstomps toddler while taking selfie

>I recommend a sawn off shotgun

Tyre iron works well
Then tell judge you were just helping that other prick to change his face mate

Work out. learn how to fight.

> don't cut people off
> lock your car when you get in

Also don't tailgate bikers unless you want to get into a fight. Too many people assume that it's not going to get more serious than passive aggression, but it almost always does.

same here, scared of wild dogs when i go jogging.
about to purchase one now.

I keep a white mask (like pic related) and an axe in my car but it's for people who cut me off, i love following people and scaring the shit out of them.

One guy kept running red lights to try and get away from me and it got to the point where he was doing 70 on a highway and i was right beside him.

I had a guy once purposely rear end me while I was at slip lane at a traffic light, waiting for a chance to go. He kept honking at me and inching towards me in hopes I would just fucking drive into the middle of oncoming traffic so he could go. I flipped him the bird, he then rear ended me and then kicked my side view mirror off and started banging on my window. I was fortunate that another car behind us saw what was happening and basically told the guy to settle the fuck down. Dumb cunt ended up paying like 5 grand to fix both our cars.

I've never been in a situation like that before, and when you're inside a car you feel a lot more helpless than when you're outside and face to face. I now carry a small tool tray in my glove box with a hammer and screwdriver incase someone does shit like that again. Thankfully haven't had to use it yet though.

Moral of the story: People are cunts and will look for any reason to start shit.

I keep a saber in my car. Usually if some angry guy comes at you and you get out of your with a saber in your hand, he fucks off again.

Yep.

Had a guy jump out his car so I jumped out with my steering lock with no intention to hit him with it but I starting yelling like a maniac and he got back in his car and drove away.

I guess I passed the intimidation roll that day.

tell him to employ trigger discipline.

I wonder what gives bike riders such confidence given that they could easily be killed by a grandmother not checking her blind spot.

Underr8ed shitpost m8

Give him an apologetic wave and drive off.

Standard form is to wait for the hero to get stuck in traffic, park up the bike somewhere safe and then go to town. The confidence comes from people pulling this shit generally speaking being massive vaginas (tailgating bikes is pretty passive aggressive).

I've never had someone do the tailgate thing that looked like he could handle himself - usually some dork or a p plate chick.

Come off it mate you live in a fuckin bubble. The reality of the situation is that places like broadmeadows etc don't fuckin compare to places with actual guns/bullshit

t. someone who's been to the US and most of Europe

that nigger dead

I think it's the helmet. No point getting in a fist fight when one guy has a helmet.

Better to just nudge you off the road and trash your bike.

airsoft gun that looks real

have some kind of legal weapon in case they decide to keep fucking with you

>Im here for the job interview.jpg

Holy shit is that killer croc from suicide squad?

Shine me blue Lazer at his eyes till he crashes or pulls over. Blindness is also acceptable.

Pocketsand. Real man shit cunt

Shoot him immediately, he has a gun.

I keep a pickaxe and gardening tools in my car at all times, caked with dirt. I don't work as a a landscaper but I can say I do if cops ever get suspicious.
The pickaxe defuses people pretty fast. Don't even do anything with it, just hold it like you're waiting to put it away while talking to them.

spotted the wigger

use stick on the bloke

Nah, the helmet is a handicap. Someone grabs you by the chin guard and you're done.

The cheapie helmets are useful for opening windows when said dork locks the door, though. My recommendation is just to chill and not pick fights with people (unless you like fighting).

.357 and 9mm full frame steel

Only people dont give a shit ride motorcycles in the first place

People who are so cool they wanna die

Well if you're smashing windows you've gone past self defence mode and you're on your own.

Gun enthusiast stickers/magnets.

>>you accidentally cut in front of this guy and he starts yelling and flashing his lights at you, what do you do?
Ignore him. I don't accidentally cut in front of people, I do it on purpose specifically to piss people off when their poor driving annoys me.

If someone wants to get angry and follow me to my destination, I'd be within be rights to shoot them.

Pics?

Get a toy gun just for this purpose. Also point it at police and they'll let you go usually

Meh, I just crack the shits at pussies that pick fights. Worst that happens to you if you hop out and put up is a couple of punches. But if you pussy out after playing the hard man I might get a bit more nasty with you on principle alone.

>Catch a clean hit to the jaw and get knocked out
>Head hits the ground full force, either killing you instantly or making your family have to turn off life support

How do you guys not worry about this when fighting?
I'm not scared of getting beat,.im not scared of getting my teeth knocked out. My literal only fear is my head hitting the ground with a sickening crack. People die like this every day

I wouldn't want to meet you out in the road because you sound like you know how to handle yourself in a fight. Remind me never to get on your bad side because I might not like what happens when you turn nasty.

But at least you're principled and only finish people who haven't got the guts to face you head on.
It's good to have a code of honour when you're out on the road. There's a lot of psychos out there.

underrated

I live in a big city and people are very aggressive drivers here. I feel pity for people that get so worked up. Their entire life is a big pile of shit. Then I feel grateful that my life is not a series of unhappy, stressful and rage fueled moments.

When they get to your window back up or drive forward a little, when they re-approach repeat the process until you drag them some distance from their car. Then drive off on them. Eventually they catch back up to you, then pull over again. Repeat step one. You never know, you just might get them to trot a mile or two?