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Alright, which one of you fuckers did this?

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hahahahaahahahaha

They are really shoehorning the "fakeness" of this story. Only making it seem more real shills.

We all made it happen. Unfortunately some turbo tard did something about it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Edgar Maddison Welch
>Graham said he was told that the gunman walked into the kitchen at Comet Ping Pong on Sunday, “presumably looking for the alleged tunnels” where children were hidden and tortured.

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this guy needs a medal and some lube for prison

>guntards will defend this

Thiys guy certainly has my respect.

>some lube for prison
assault with a deadly weapon doesn't necessarily mean jail time, assuming the gun was legal. Do you think the DA wants this this to go to a jury, with the power this conspiracy has, which will go into the entire thing?

He'll plead it out to probation and mandatory counseling.

Was this place on the DC side or Maryland side of Chevy Chase? Always thought it was in Maryland but parts run into DC. DC has a lot stricter gun laws, but you can already tell by how they've charged him, they expect to plead it out. If it is in DC, you put this in DC, you can absolutely put him on the stand and have him tell his story that he was trying to catch and confront pedos, which all evidence suggests he was. They won't take that risk of a not guilty verdict, he won't do any jail time. Maybe 30 days at most.

seems like the guy has a guardian angel protecting him from prison.

PRAISE

>The "pizzagate" theory originated on alternative message board Sup Forums

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ffuck off pizzashit

kys

Didn't do for shit, hey.
>Organised

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HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

I hope he killed somebody

the nigger in the woodpile would be if he has priors. If it's a first offense, he won't do any jail time. or no PRISON time anyway. 30 days in county is not bad.

>tfw you screencap a pre-happening

This. People keep saying this is a false flag. I don't see why they would want to bring more attention to this fringe conspiracy that even alex jones isn't biting on.

They are building this story to close shop and move somewhere else

on the local news this morning they mentioned the guy who pointed a gun at somebody was a Sup Forums user.

Wouldn't that be something?

Crazed gunman goes into pizza shop because he claims it's a front for child sex trafficking

pizzagate stuff now gets presented in an actual court as evidence and a jury has to start talking about and deciding whether it warrants more investigation

This is a fucking nightmare if the place really is run by pedos with government connections, especially if there's an ongoing shadow war type deal with one side trying to use this pedo shit to poke holes in the armor and take out the other side.

and to top it off, Sup Forums memes might get enshrined in a court of law

AGAIN

Rather than being a moron, this guy might inadvertently end up a fucking genius

You're onto something. I'll screencap this.

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Because it's only likely to grow in the amount of attention it gets, so they would want to discredit it well in advance. If the first thing people hear about it if in association with gun wielding loonies, they're less likely to take it seriously.

Nah, with the possibility of the building being investigated as part of this guy's trial, I 100% expect it to burn down within a few weeks / months.

If you want to screenshot a post, screenshot this one.

A FAKE story is at the origin of the shooting of a pizza place FALSELY accused with a FALSE accusation of UNTRUTHS that DID NOT HAPPENED.
Did i already told you goys that it's NOT TRUE ?
The story is FALSE. It is FAKE and if you believe it you are a BABY-EATING RACIST DUMB BIGOT ANTISEMITE LIAR.

What is this pizzagate I'm hearing about?

>Rather than being a moron, this guy might inadvertently end up a fucking genius

>Sup Forums is a place of sheer genius and utter stupidity, and there is often a thin line dividing the two.

Sadly it's going to end up not being that though.
The world is more boring than this pizza gate malarky you guys shill out.
Anyone who actually believes this conspiracy was and is a useful idiot to shutdown the alternative media.
Fucking morons fell for the "save the children" trap.
Fucking Sup Forums. Fell for "save the children goys" lol faggots

government insiders trade kids around, and murder them, as part of a political blackmail operation so they can control various politicians

you don't get any real power / influence from them, unless they get to tape you fucking kids, and it's been going on for so long that the people involved have a lot of power and influence now. Mostly got its start with the CIA and hollywood.

Deluded crackpots racists nazis accusing perfectly honest and proper humans mammalians terrans of something that did not happen.

you know what would be tragic - that this entire thing is a set up from the begining.

Look at that incident, that is not good at all. If there is something to this pizzagate shit, police is looking into it and will take action if justified .

But no, some crazy fucker does this shit.

Now this incident can be used to label anyone who spoke about it a nutter over there in burgerland, and call out so called fake news since they incited violence. And much more.

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That might be it too

Good going, goys. You literally ruined multiple innocent people's lives and businesses, all while making everyone from Alex Jones to David Seaman look like complete schizos.

Well played, gentlemen, well played indeed

I've read all the Podesta emails all...fucking however many thousand I torrented and then set up as an email account.

I think entire thing is bullshit. He was constantly trying to signal to the niggers, muslims, fags, etc.. he was surrounded by that he was Italian and therefore "ethnic" and had "no White privilege."

If anything, you fuckers have done more harm than good, because the Epstein shit and Bill Clinton is 100% real, "lolita express" and that shit. Now, this takes away from THAT credibility.

All the time and energy that went into this could have been spent exposing ACTUAL JEW WHITE SLAVERS (see the book "The Natashas") was instead wasted on shit and you are giving the Jews a reason to "shud down" internet sites...

i like how they call it a conspiracy and not a conspiracy theory

Fucking this.

Sup Forums is the new nigger tier shit fucks for brains

>Alex Jones
FUCK Alex Jones. He is a shekels whore, tool of the Jews. He was all for it until the gun thing today and they found out he was a Jones subscriber which makes him open to slander/libel lawsuit. "Oi vey!" See how quickly the fat fuck distanced himself (on a sunday afternoon!). His jew lawyer must have called him and told him to try to separate himself from it ASAP.

We did it reddit

REMINDER THAT THE SHOOTER WAS:
A) AN ACTOR
B) HIT A CHILD WITH A CAR A FEW MONTHS AGO
C) HAS TIES TO POLITICIANS
D) IS A CLOSE FAMILY MEMBER TO ONE OF THE EX HEADS OF PROTECT A CHILD

FALSE FLAG FALSE FLAG FALSE FLAG

THE SHOOTERS NAME IS SAM HYDE!!!!

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This pasta is too old, even for podesta.

>This is your brain
>This is your brain on LARP

>day after the fact

Why didn't he opt for the stealth option?
I call false flag

>and to top it off, Sup Forums memes might get enshrined in a court of law
If it goes to court, this guys gigabytes of Pizzagate thread could, very legitimately be entered into the court record if he decides to defend himself.

What is the proper DA procedure for this type of thing? Move to strike evidence? Go for a plea?

its a win/win
>pizzagate is real and elites are fucked
or
>its all made up by LARPers, and we can blame commies

>The world is more boring than you think

I used to believe this a couple of years ago. Not related to Sup Forums at all, but I can assure you from personal experience the world is way more exciting and interesting than anyone can ever fully grasp.

k-keep me posted

They always move to strike problematic evidence.

Even if the whole child rape and murder story is """fake news""" is OK because they're clearly degenerate leftists.

The honour is to serve.

>Alright, which one of you fuckers did this?

None of us.

It's another fake news article about something that never happened to cover up the real child molestation pizza ring. :^)

Beware fake news guys.

Fucking this goddamnit! Its just an extra push to shut down "false news" websites you tards.

>It's real
KEK

Maybe he was traumatised by the child slavery and trafficking by the Clinton Foundation he seen in Haiti, and Pizzagate gave him flashbacks, no ones considering this angle.

>Mostly got its start with the CIA and hollywood
>and illuminati and DARPA and reptilians and greys and area 51 and vichy france and jfk

Who? people that eat pizza?

They also shut down the traffic cam outside the pizza place. What were they trying to hide?