Canadians

>implying we want them, they're literally nothing more than an annoyance, or a party town full of niggers

Vast wealth of natural resources, very culturally compatible population that would be easy to assimilate into the American union, would create a stronger and more unified North America, would help in the economic recovery of that shithole very easily, their population and GDP are both only 1/10th of the United State's so assimilating their land wouldn't cause too big of a hit and could in the long run turn out to be a very sound investment.

don't make us do it again

I'm up for it. Low low US prices plus those sweet electoral votes? We're basically the size of California. That's gonna be a few.

It would be a shame to fuck up the flag with a new star though.

>just no niggers please

This is the root of the issue

>Vast wealth of natural resources

such as?

>very culturally compatible population that would be easy to assimilate into the American union

You assume much and I say to you stone faced you're dreaming if you think the average Canadian doesn't resent Americans

>would help in the economic recovery of that shithole very easily

Explain how, also explain how you solve their debt issues

>their population and GDP are both only 1/10th

If you unironically think 35 million migrants won't cause a cluster fuck of problems if only, say, a mere 500k, letalone a million travel around to every state within the U.S. you're off with the fairies mate

I would like you to address everything I said, any stooge can offer "solutions" but fails to bring to the table the

I can't imagine any of the Canadians wanting to cause trouble if it was a peaceful and diplomatic annexation, most of my Canadian friends plan on moving to American whenever they can anyway, the only people who could potentially be problematic I would guess is the Qubecois, and

Actually that would benefit the USA the most.

If Sasktchewan/Alberta leave canada and join the united states.

Alberta/Saskatchewan are sitting on massive natural resources and oil that the USA would be able to develop.

Both provinces are currently cucked by the east's faggotry holding them back and joining the union would basically solve the man issues they have.

1. Getting their heavy crude to market
2. Worker Shortage(tons of job options for USA citizens willing to work)
3. Not paying 6000(20000~ by 2020) per head for people in the east.
4.Watching Eastern Canada fall apart because the provinces that pay for their socialist bullshit cut them off from welfare.

Canada are cucks, but they're our cucks. If anyone's going to annex them, it's the UK.

Alberta and Sasktchewan are two of the most resource rich places in north america.

Saskatchewan has massive reserves of Oil, Gas, Gold, Coal, Uranium, Earth metals, Zinc, Potash, etc

Alberta has the same, but larger proponent of oil and less of the others.

also

>35 million migrants

no Saskatchewan/Alberta only has around 3-4 million but they pay for everything in canada.

No, please do. Could you march through Manhattan and San Fransisco, too?

(I'd advise that you fly from city to city. Going through the midwest...could be touchy. They're much more defensive)