How do we fix Detroit?

How do we fix Detroit?

hard mode: no nukes

Drastically reduce welfare while simultaneously increasing job opportunities.

Violence

ethnic bioweapon

Remove all public services and turn it into ancap paradise. Can't possibly be any worse than it is now

Deport them to Canada

Nerve gas followed by bulldozing the entire area.

Naplam

Thermobaric bombs.

We Make Nukes in Detroit

Very big hunger games

Leave it alone and let it improve or degrade on it's own.

Chemical incendiaries.

Quarantine

Build some high pyramids, it will bring a lot of jobs

Pls I want to have an arsenal

Offer the niggers $100 if they agree to get sterilized.

I wonder how cheap it is to buy one of those empty houses there. Anyone knows?

Truckloads of guns. The guns will be geotagged to only work in the city limits. (Like a gps version of fingerprint readers). The problem will fox itself.

All kids under the age of 5 without fas or a drug addled mother will be brought out before then.

Build a wall around it and throw prisoners inside Escape From New York style.

You don't. Nuke it

The same way you fixed Dresden

A wall.

FPBP

Ethnic specific virus.

Trigger a Raccoon city esque bioweapon then nuke the place

Ethnic cleansing

MOABS

firebomb and rebuild, blame the chinese and go to war, win, get china, take the great wall as ours, place along southern border make america great again... its not a nuke.

Establish bioaugmentation industry headquarter

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First we build a wall around the city, then we place every Mexican and Muslim in the city with a lot of machetes. Permit the Blacks, Mexicans, and Muslims to fight to the death for the Gibs Me Dat. It is unlikely the blacks will be able to assert dominance because they are incapable of working together. If the Mexicans win, they will be sent back to their home land. If the Muslims win, they will be sent back.

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Nuclea-
>hard mode: no nukes
fuck.
Wall the area and leave it alone for a century, reclaim what's left after that.

release the nazi zombies from the local umbrella lab

Enslave the niggers, make them rebuild the city and then ship them to africa to sell them to local warlords

napalm

It's nearly 2017, Sarif industries can't be too far off

smallpox blankets

Chemical weapon

Murderous robocops who deal death at the slightest transgression

> Round up all the blacks and SJWs
> Ship to Detroit
> Build wall around city

That should solve it.

let it return to nothigness

Lots of Napalm.

The lowest I've seen was $50. You can get a decent house for around $5000. The neighborhood and services are obviously shit though.

hmm...

They fucking burned the last nice-looking house down.

I bought a duplex in grosse pointe for 200k

Drone strike

firebombing

Send in the deathsquads

Highly concentrated AIDS

Remove all the blacks, build a wall around it, pump millions into tearing it all down and rebuilding it just to get the small out, and put signs everywhere that says "No Coloreds"

Replacing their legislators with people who are competent might be a good start.

Airstrikes
I suppose that works too

i just want to know what happened to the other 3, they literally disappeared after 2 years with no trace

>The same way you fixed Dresden
This.

End social housing, welfare and foodstamps. Evict the monkeys.

Niggers are entropy.

Build a wall around it with no entrances or exits

Sell it to china, they will replace the whole city with a shoe factory and teach the nignogs to behave.

Mexicans. Hear me out on this one.

After hurricane Katrina BTFO New Orleans property was almost free. All the Mexicans who went down to do cleanup work said, "hey fuck it, why not buy a $10k house" and fixed them up.

Now they have entire neighborhoods of Mexicans in refurbished houses where nogs used to be.

Do the same thing in Detroit.

Massive government spending to cleanup repair the area and remove tax liens for anyone who buys and physically occupies the house for 5 years.

It won't be a white city, but at least it won't be little Zimbabwe either.

>hard mode: no nukes
How about orbital rods from god?

Nice try Pedro.

Best answer so far

>how to fix a pile of fecal matter

I want to see someone infiltrate Planned Parenthood and turn it into a noble liberal drive to "bring contraception into poverty-stricken areas by offering incentivized fertility operations to interested individuals."