>Kiwi detained at airport because New Zealand isn't a real country, it's a state of Australia
>Only manage to get out by bribing them and using a fake US passport
Kiwis BTFO
archive.is
It's official, New Zealand isn't a real country
Owen Ross
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Blake Smith
sounds like that's just the line they use on new zealdanders to get a bribe out of them
they probably have a different line for every civilized country
Landon Thomas
Now that the kiwi leadership is in disarray, now is the time to invade.
Ian Richardson
Is that spem on their faces?
David Thompson
Could this be the start of an epic new meme?
Parker Butler
Nah, they just have hurt feelings.
Ethan Bennett
New Zealand? What kind of city is this?
Jordan Jenkins
DELET
Mason Thomas
We have so much potential that everyone wants to immigrate here. Australia is a dust basin and will be beginning for water to be piped to them as they become inhabitable due to global warming. Also enjoy being China's little bitch you faggots.
Gabriel Gutierrez
Day of the rolling ball when?
Josiah Morris
>be chink eyed
>can't see NZ on map
James Richardson
DAY OF THE EMU WHEN?
Zachary Edwards
>it wasn't on the map of the world they had in the interrogation room:
Don't you see what's happening? Reality has become so unstable that different countries now exist in different timelines!
Liam Baker
Not before we get you out
Zachary Miller
Jokes on you, while you cunts are all at the game your wives will be gagging on the BEC
Aiden Price
>a KAZAKHSTAN airport
Why would you leave this out this detail
Christopher Wilson
>start
they're named as a state in our constitution. It's a 1901 meme.
Grayson Lopez
How the fuck did the Kazakhstani officials have a map of the world without New Zealand on it? How old would that even need to be? Even if it's a an unincorporated territory of Australia and not allowed to issue passports or whatever the land still physically exists right?
Jaxon Morales
>the land still physically exists right
New Zealand is a non-physical internet-based shitposting nation.
Kevin Ross
As opposed to your wives who are constantly gagging on the BSC, when the sheep itself is being internally manipulated by a Kea.
Luke Hughes
>As opposed to your wives who are constantly gagging on the BSC
But our wives are sheep you dumb cunt
Luke Clark
>Our wives are also hollowed out meat puppets part of the Kea conspiracy you dumb cunt
Why don't I feel bad?
Juan Ramirez
In one of their episodes, they admit they're in the USA illegally
fucking spics get out reeeeeeeeeeeeee
Xavier Cox
Nathaniel Hall
Keas are good for suppressing the Rams when they try to """"rescue"""" our wives once you train them. Only mountain cucks who are too dumb to train the things actually have to deal with that shit
Julian Martin
Lol state of australia. Kiwis are what Ausies would be if they were civilized and not cucked by liberal bullshit. Self driving cars are illegal tho and you're internet slow as fuck so u both suck.
>>yfw you realize you guys realize you arent as free as me.
youtu.be
Isaac Powell
That's just what (((((""""vvvTheyvv"""))))) want you to think.
Why are there so few Jews in NZ? The Keas got them.
Ian Turner
Running on a 14.4k modem in a hobbit house. Seriously that's all I know about you guys.
Gavin Thomas
Wow, this is pretty funny
Nicholas Hernandez
>archive.is
checks out
new zealand is a myth
Jose Stewart
>self driving cars are to be desired
yeah, you've got room calling others cucks.
James Kelly
I think you're onto something Bruce. The Keas must have managed to turn John Key into a puppet and made him step down. Now they're going to consolidate their power and rule the country.
fuggg
Jose Rivera
so how much should she have bribed the kazak niggers?
Joseph Rodriguez
About tree-fiddy
Xavier Barnes
HAHAHAHAHA IM DYING
>meme country
meme country
>meme country
meme country
Joseph Jackson
wikipedia says new zealand is fictional
en.wikipedia.org
Evan Stewart
I FUCKING KNEW IT.
How could a country with hobbits and wizards be real?
Blake Gray
Can we meme this fake conspiracy into reality?
Maybe Mandela effect or some bullshit
Juan Lopez
It's already is part of the mandela effect. Some burgers think NZ is above Australia in the Berenstein universe.
Jose Reed
here
Angel Bell
stop that. people just confuse you with new genea
Jace Green
Well that it then, I'll buy my potassium from another source
Logan Sullivan
We're the continent of Mu.
Beware Cthulhu