be an Aussie

> be an Aussie
> You are home from work
> Hear groans coming from your bedroom
> Go check what is going on
> Open the bedroom's door
> Find a roo fucking your wife

What do?

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probably scream a lot and panic, throw something inaccurately while running away

Of course Brazil is thinking about beastiality.

Australian women fuck EMUS

"phew, thought something unusual was going on"

Square up to the cunt, cause im not a brazillian squatting in a favela.

What are you gonna do when the restaurant changes its wi-fi password and you cant cant shitpost no more Luiz?

Kek

Go in for sloppy seconds of course

damn daniel, that's edgy as fuck

Here's a (you) for the kek

kangaroo benis is smol and they have poor endurance.

i would have sex with the kangaroo.

I'd hop around until my wife found me sexually attractive again.

fucken bash the cunt m8

Put Steve in another sleeper hold, clearly he didn't learn from the first time.
youtube.com/watch?v=Jt1C9qmuh_g

It will rue the day!

You can see it blink after the punch kek

that mad cunt in the pic is 6'8 imagine the size of the other hairy cunt

That is my favorite non trump related video of the year, thanks streya.

I hear the guy is a zookeeper and might get in trouble at work though. Lots of soft aussies bitching and threatening him.

>be aussie
>wake up
>Say hello to friendly venomous house spoida
>Avoid dying to poisonous snake
>Put sunscreen on bc no ozone
>Get to work
>Wait whole day for internet to load
>Leave
>Come home to wife getting roo'd
>At least it's not an emu

Thats what I came here to say. Have a (you) bro

this desu, girls fucking animals is hot af

Well it looks regional so he wouldn't be surrounded by hipster faggots, might be alright.

Second kek in this thread alone

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Just saw this on youtube. I love the 'roos reaction

"You... fuckin what?? Alright, we're good."

Fucking brutal. When can we get some of these in the states.

ill sell you some for 200 dollarydoos a piece

We're going to release them in American ghettos

>weaponised kangaroos?
interesting

ive got a few bounding about in my yard right now

>damn daniel

You must be 18+ to go on Sup Forums.

>200 dollarydoos
How much is that in Freedom Bucks? $10? I heard those fucks are invasive how fast do they breed. No point in having them if I can't hunt it.
Holy shit compare a random video of 2 nigs fighting to
It's literally the fucking same.

my guy

White stralian says better a roo than an abbo fuck

$150. They breed at a steady rate, guaranteed returns if you want to sell them yourself. Good to hunt as well as more than not they'll have a second kangaroo in their pouch.

He just killed him in cold blood. Wow.

He isn't dead you fucking stupid leaf. He's visibly breathing at then end, he also limps away afterwards.

That was pretty good.

this user should have been nominated for HUD

Flip out my phone and start recording.

Could the roo be left brain dead though? That ghetto roo kept choking him after he was out cold

Possible but highly unlikely. This fight was clearly pre-arranged by both parties involved as a power display for the rest of the pack. A roo's true fear is .22 lr, not being choked.

are kangaroos the ultimate chads?

.22lr and greyhounds, if Wake in Fright taught me anything.

press f to pay respects

The babies sell for like $2k over here. Legal in wisconsin.

probably mate

check my flag and make sure i'm not in australia

MOOED

Go find the roos wife
>non-aussies will never know the feeling of a pouch-job

This guy had terminal cancer and he was out there on one last boar hunting trip, he died 2 days later.

Press F to pay respects

This is now my passion. I'm gonna TKO one of these fuckers before I die.

they can shred the shit out of you.
like literally disembowel you with 1 swipe

Good. I'll livestream it.

The guy who punched the roo didn't have cancer

The rare but always good kiwi bantz here (you) go.

>Australian women fuck EMUS

No self respecting Emu would ever fuck an Australian woman.

USA is the world's number one producer of child pornography and very prolific in the bestiality business, so don't throw stones in glass houses.

He's talking about the kangaroo

fuck the roos wife

I had a sophisticated and elegant kek with my dick out on that one.

cold as ice holy shit