I always thought CERN was just a bunch of good goy scientists trying to figure out the meaning of life, and what makes it up. Ive been seeing reports of weird stuff going on there. Some of it seems like LARPing, some of it seems like total bullshit. But its always been in the back of my mind that something bigger is happening there.
>Is there something I need to know Sup Forums? >Legitimate sources on whats really happening? >Any previous investigations done by Sup Forums?
they just collide things with each other. nothing big
Gavin Sanchez
seek the truth and you will find lies
Adrian Wood
They're building a time machine. Know about John Titor?
Brandon Clark
Half Life
Jayden Thomas
>not being grateful to based CERN for bringing us the interwebz
Christian Brown
What does CERN have to do with the interwebz?
Jordan Bennett
During WW2 as the Germany was racing to develop the atomic bomb they stumbled upon a way to literally rip open time and space. They abandoned the atomic program as they realised the futility of making it in time before the war ended. Instead they continued to focus on these new scientific discoveries and eventually out of desperation used it to create the bell project to travel into other times and dimensions or other earths if you will. They sent evidence back to their people on our side to show they succeeded in their mission in changing the outcome of the war to where the axis powers won, and our governments found that evidence and started spending billions to research how they did it. These projects you see with CERN etc...are all attempts to copy the Nazi technology.
Big-ass pipe. Shoot particles fast. Collide and BOOM. Watch smaller particles. Very short time. Smaller particles disappear. Left with data.
Andrew Johnson
That was DARPA you retard.
Gabriel Gray
OOGA BOOGA WHERE DA SWIZZ WIMMINZ AT?
David Gomez
darpa was just the netz but CERN brought us the webz learn the difference
Kevin Adams
No. It wasnt. DARPA developed the internet for military use. CERN created the world wide web you use today.
Logan Perez
The LHC is a particle accelerator, it's just to test what happens when you collide heavy shit at high velocities (close to c).
It's how we test theoretical particles and see if they actually exist, ala the higgs-boson. Anybody who thinks some retarded shit like it's going to cause a black hole knows nothing about physics but is all about that fear-mongering.
Levi Sullivan
In short, we recently discovered that we can communicate using photons as opposed to radio signals (FUCKING primitive). So, we're are doing that using CERN and the US version of CERN.
Jordan Walker
uhmm... what IS the difference?
Austin Evans
/thread
Brody Hill
don't you mean neutrinos?
Adam Bailey
>He hasn't seen Steins;Gate
Carson Reed
No. Photons. We don't know much about neutrons.
Noah Gonzalez
It was neutrinos, a couple years ago. Still cool though.
Evan Howard
Darpa invents plumbing, some medpacks with a wrench stick it together.
Yeah, I was aware of LHC and some of its findings (its honestly fascinating to me). The reports of tearing space/time is kinda what I was referring to, I figured it was fear mongering and plain bullshit. Every time I read/ watch someone explain what they think is happening there it just sounds retarded.
Thats kinda amazing.
Jose Morris
We have absolutely no idea what the fuck Jews are ordering their minions to do.
Gavin Rivera
they spent the GDP of the world to do science shit that only they can see or measure
it's obviously a scam, probably laundering drug money
Jonathan Allen
>Darpa invents plumbing but you have to stick a pipe up your arse to take a shit >based scientists invent a toilet so you can actually use it without tearing up you sphincter
Juan Ross
Yeah tearing spacetime whatever that means from a real perspective isn't a concern. The best we can do is make absurdly heavy high energy particles and test to see if they still behave like waves (they do) and thus are governed by quantum mechanics.
It's cool stuff for physicists, but there's no real applications to what they're doing, just testing physics to make sure we're still right.
Parker Adams
CERN is in a shadow war with the time traveller John Titor, but they're apparently not doing very well, since John Titor just got elected President of the United States/
Parker Rodriguez
radio waves are EM radiation. EM radiation is made of photons. Not sure what you are talking about.
Jace Wilson
neither is he
Julian Anderson
>plumbing The 'Internet' was simply a communications medium for the military. Without the WWW there wouldnt be such a thing as a website or a way for YOU to access the internet.
William Brooks
Forget CERN, look in the background, can't you fucking see Earth is flat?!
Cameron Howard
>We don't know much about neutrons. >using photons as opposed to radio signals STAHP, STAHP
Adrian Diaz
>FUCKING LEAF
Lincoln Ramirez
Too tired to post all the occult shit.
Joshua Ward
TBL has an idea at CERN, it takes W3C and IETF to actually get a standard out.
Thats how you got HTTP.
That has nothing to do with the actual movement of info in a network. There were other protocols that came before.
Jayden Parker
yeah, but in 20 years they'll be able to build a LHC that sits in the palm of your hand and can do all the same science shit on a battery charge. That's what it's all about, production on a large scale to drive the engines of capitalism in order to make things better for the future.
Andrew Long
>A funny medpack
I never thought I'd see the day
Samuel Foster
They're here to delusion you. Watch out
Ian Smith
>Jews are for the betterment of mankind. Oy vey you're offending my Hebrew blood.
Oliver King
Are you being serious?
Logan Wood
not really. Usenet and Email both predate the world wide web by a significant margin, and IRC by a year or so. You could still access a web server before the WWW, but you had to link directly to its IP address instead of a URL address.
>IRC >Difficult to use
I get that you want to make the WWW seem like the be-all and end-all of the Internet, and I agree it's nice, but it's not.
Adam Brown
g-guys..
Christopher Brooks
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
Lincoln Rivera
The Swiss are the most evolved humans.
Thomas Collins
...
Austin Cox
>trying to downplay the WWW Except you had no web browsers or HTTP. Like i said there would be no internet or webpages like there are today without CERN. Normal people would not be able to access it.
Leo Wilson
I refuse to believe this is real
Joshua Thomas
Anything faster than light is darkness. Light activates. Light revives.
Jackson Johnson
it's great place for rebel army to transfer their troops in post apocalypse age hide from their enemy on the ground and in the air
Isaac Reyes
Look Into the Mandela effect. I have never heard of CERN involvement in Internet development until after 2014.
Something fucky is happening but no one knows what it is exactly.
Wyatt Watson
IT'S FUCKING REAL
Caleb Bennett
Hey! Stop ruining my no-fap schedule.
Jordan Cox
>The KEK B[1] is an asymmetric electron-positron collider to study B-quark physics. The KEK B has two ring, one is 3.5 GeV positron ring (LER) and the other 8.0 GeV electron ring (HER)
Bentley James
CERN killed my friends. Gimme IBN 5100
Eli Hernandez
Its real! This is serious, holy fuck.
What does CERN know about KEK?
Xavier Howard
you act as though one needs web browsers or HTTP to use the internet, which is patently untrue.
As far as "normal people" go, access to hardware was the primary inhibiting factor, not the lack of a web browser. Refer to the "Eternal September" problem experienced by Usenet, which is, essentially, when too many "normal people" began using Usenet. "Eternal September" in fact is a reference to how normally, in the month of September, the quality of posting would go down on Usenet because of an influx of students who had access to university hardware and networks. Access to hardware was the inhibiting factor.
>I have never heard of CERN involvement in Internet development until after 2014. Thats just shitty general knowledge fampai
Jaxon Ortiz
>you act as though one needs web browsers or HTTP to use the internet, which is patently untrue. You need it to access and create webpages such as this one. All you would have without it is a text-based user experience
Luis Murphy
Step 1) Google world trees and become treepilled
Step 2) Read the works of Rene Guenon
Step 3) Read up on Ley Lines and note where they are on the map
Step 4) You'll find the answers you're looking for and you won't like it
Christian Peterson
sounds concerning
Luis Howard
>seen >not played
Christian Morales
I was totally expecting a leaf, you have failed me burgerbro
Cooper Johnson
((They)) are reseaeching ways to make more gold
Nicholas Ward
honestly, if you're going to use an example of a webpage that you could only see with the WWW as opposed to other forms of internet, Sup Forums is probably the worst one you could pick.
Xavier Cooper
FUCKING QUADS! Still refuse???
Zachary Barnes
>animu site >worst
>also posts animu
Julian Cox
>Step 1) Google world trees and become treepilled Seen this one. Its a bunch of rocks that people believe are the stumps of enormous trees.
>Step 2) Read the works of Rene Guenon Metaphysics shit? Pass.
>Step 3) Read up on Ley Lines and note where they are on the map I googled it and found a number of different maps with completely different lines. I can't tell if the principle of this stuff is sharpshooter fallacy or confirmation bias. Or both.
>Step 4) You'll find the answers you're looking for and you won't like it I have no answers and feel sort of indifferent towards it.
Sell it to me with a tl;dr. don't give me any "its not my job to educate you".
Carter Howard
>This
Eli Parker
Triggered
t. Network Engineer
Liam Richardson
other than embedded images and some cosmetic formatting, there's nothing about Sup Forums that couldn't be done pre-1990 and with the images, it's more bandwidth and server space than lack of technology.
Nathaniel Powell
...
Oliver Diaz
Shiva and Pavarti I think
Jonathan Brown
So this was how he brought himself into our plane of existence
Wyatt Turner
>KEK Wewlad
Hunter Richardson
You motherfucker. Thanks for the keks
Isaac Green
They are trying to recreate the big bang, just on a smaller .
Levi Hughes
>O H >M Y >F U C K
THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE, WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!
Tyler Green
dupps confirm.
g-guys, are we about to stumble onto some freaky shit? I didn't mean to make this thread, kek willed it.
Matthew Garcia
>kek Shits about to go down.
Jace Baker
>99 Ok everyone fucking stop. STAAAAP
Nathan Clark
Will reddit ever leave?
Isaiah Campbell
ye goy its jus science u wudnt undrstnd
Julian Harris
Here's your redpill. Apply directly and with haste. CERN was originally supposed to be built in Waxahachie, TX. Geographically the center of North America. CERN was then completed in Switzerland, rougly the geographic center of Europe. Why?
Adrian Diaz
NO
NO
NOT IN MY TIMELINE
Landon Jackson
Oh, it's so obvious now.
Alexander Hall
>88 >77
Asher Allen
That means for every moment in time the energy mass has to remain constant. How would you remove something from past or future and place in present. Something would be out of balance and something of equal energy mass would have to be left out of the present to make room for the new energy mass.
Lincoln Wilson
Yes, the goy is right.
Caleb Price
Stop being a cuck for once and let KEK guide us out of the (((darkness)))
Adrian Brooks
>YfwCERN Literally woke an old god and we powered him with our calls of happenings