Are Mormons sentient beings?

Are Mormons sentient beings?

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no. does that answer your question...

I dont mind mormons they are polite and have strong family values. Who cares if they have a batshit crazy religion

its not even that, its how they constantly harass you thinking in their culty way thinking they can get you to convert.

you wouldnt understand unless you lived in a town in which mormons exist but as a minority. Thats when they feel the need to propigate.

I have a couple mormon friends. They're great people 90% of the time and they subtly try to convert you 10% of the time

no

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They're a meme.

I used to see them here everyday 5-6 years ago, they tried to recruit me like 3 or 4 times but I just told them that it's not really for me. They usually walked around in groups of two, one would be the native recruit and the other would be from the US, Americans have trouble comoprehending the fact that a shit ton of people around the world know English well.

Anyways haven't seen them in a year or two, now we have a shit ton of students coming from India. I'd take a bunch of funny mormons and mormon qt's over disgusting poo in loos any day.

they're white, so yeah.

I once met some mormons. They asked me about baseball and I thought they were just friendly people who like baseball but I soon realized they didn't care about baseball, they just wanted to talk about Mormons.

Anyway, I said: Yeah, I have a question, why do you guys all dress the same?

And they asked me what I meant. I said: Just look at yourselves(for there were two missionaries)

So they looked at eachother, and said: Wow, we do dress similar, I never noticed that.

>Are you trying to tell me this is just some big coincidence?

People shit on the mormons all the time, but from what i've experienced, they're nice to poeple, they're polite, and the dont dress like degenerates. I'd rather see them walking around than the nog packs, like this guy says

>I soon realized they didn't care about baseball

I used to wear a Phillies hat pretty much all the time and 2 of the time the missionaries approached me, they would start the conversation by complimenting my hat and then steering the conversation towards me learning about mormons. I didn't really care anyway since I thought it was cool I could talk to some funny Americans and they would have to basically MKultra the shit outof me to convert my heathen ass.

there were two cutie missaransys on the lightrail in los angeles. God I wanted so bad for them to knock on my door and ask to talk about mormen stuff. I rarely see the female pairs, it's always two gay dudes. I would sell my car to watch two mormen female missaries lezz out on my couch, I'm so lonely god, please help :(.

Same story pretty much, except I was just bouncing a literal baseball.

>oh you like baseball?

>well, I like this one

I love and hate those fuckers. more love than hate though

>mfw my old man convinced some mormons to mow his lawn

Mormon here AMA

Asuka or Rei

Rei Fight me

Was born in Utah. Have a lot of mormon extended family, they're nice people and not very judgemental. I stayed with them for a few weeks when I was in the states and would bring girls home and go out drinking and they didn't actually care. The only people who I found were pushy were missionaries or people who were very dedicated or active in the church, which included some of their friends. Even then once I just told them I'm happy with my current religion they just sort of leave it.

my sister's best friend in high school was mormon

>her family was working some huge ass farm the church owned in Australia
>moves back to detroit
>gets pregnant to a nigger age 17
>disowned by her family

Nope. They're suburbanites.

Good riddance

I would have disowned her regardless of my religion.

What are they? They always travel in twos, always in the same freaking clothing. Never distressed, never unhappy it seems. Like, wtf is going on? They did seem nice enough though.

Founded and headed by Freemasons. It's basically a Mystery Religion operating out in the open. Occult sect has nothing to do with Christianity.

I've browsed enough of /r/exmormon to know that the real way to fuck with missionary is to ask "have you read that CES letter yet?" and coax them into opening the pdf letter to the equivalent of their pope or whatever.

Apparently it's like their The God Delusion, except it's Mormonism so it has to do with bullshit about their planetary God from Kolob and Joseph Smith having 30+ wives.

Apparently it plants so many seeds of doubt so quickly that it's the real only way to get under their skin and fuck with their faith

the boble says any true church has to be a missanary chuch, mormons go on a 2 year mission. the ones you see dressed the same are in mission uniforms. while you are sitting ar home being degenetre they are learning about another place in the world, gaining people and orginising skills, being more independent, growing as a person.
they were just fucking with you retard, mormons aren't stupid, they know they dress the same on mission.

No they weren't

>Leaf outwitted by two zany mormons

Top kek

Mormons are Jew of North America.

They are parasitic vermin who have successfully infiltrated every branch of government. Their ultimate goal is World Domination and the enslavement of non-believers (i.e. goyim).

Make no mistake, we are not living in the United States of America. We are living under the Mormon Occupied Government.

The only way to stop this threat is the Final Solution to the Mormon Question.

Round up every Mormon man, woman, and child and butcher them. Kill them with Zyklon B, bullets, starvation it doesn't matter. But every last Mormon must die.

>"have you read that CES letter yet?"
what does this mean?

That's what you get for telling them off

This.

overall nice people.

This

Of course. They have enough sentience to question their existence.

I currently reside in northern Utah, I'm LDS and I'm an elder.
I agree that the members are annoying and missionaries are too but the faith has good values.

I guess I could dissolve some of the mystery around the LDS faith if anyone is interested.

Are you likely to date the Mormon girls that attend church ?

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Don't believe the pure virgin Mormon girl myth. 75% of they have sucked cock and taken it up the butt.

You're in a cult.

Trump girl Kayla is proof of that.

Because according to their thinking it's not sex to do oral or anal. Kinda like how Bristol Palin thinks it's better to not use a condom and try for "abstinence" and then let your mom adopt your retard baby.

Is it true that Mormon couples engage in sex before they get married ?

Also why are some of the members Zionist shills ?

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I'm telling your bishop you posted a picture with a bad word in it online

No. Except for Clark. He's pretty cool.

I think that is common among those branches of Christianity.
I know a LDS girl who is a massive anal slut

Yeah I can see that. Luckily the lord didn't want me to have a relationship with the church he wanted me to have one with him.
Some but not very many especially here in UT.
Because the bible tells them that the holy land should be protected at all costs and that the Jews are the rightful inhabitants.
I'm telling your bishop you like to suck dicks behind the Golds Gym dumpster.

also can you answer this thanks for the response Mormon user.

Sure thing.
You are more likely to date a mormon girl if you attend church regularly, are very friendly with her parents and are very friendly with the other members of the church.

As far as dating goes in the church it's much more difficult unless you're willing to put in face time with the members. Usually if the ward doesn't like you then she won't date you. The women are very ingrained in the notion that everyone needs to accept your partner.

Mormon girls what a mormon guy and nothing else. They want you to be a true Irod Rod holding motherfucker who goes to church, prays every night and holds the tenants.

Even if you do all these things it's more likely the girl you like will acknowledge your love, use it to get you closer with the lord and then try to pass you off to one of her ugly friends that needs to get married.

Wouldn't recommend either way.

There are a lot of this fuckers in Russia. They work for cia. Everyone knows it.

Delete this.

They are ok I suppose. Used to see a lot of them in Czech Republic back in the day, I suppose it was considered a heathen country by their standards and yet had near western living standards. So I suppose there was a fierce competition to do your missionary duty there or something. Anyways, none of them ever approached me directly, I guess I had that look of "don't even try, buddy".

I don't know them. Are they as much cancer as Jehovah's Witnesses?

real mormon here. i just wanted to be in this thread thanks anons.

w-w-we actually like to do service. not much convincing required.

A Mormon gave me a handjob in college. She wouldn't shag me unless I married her Kek

No, at least in Austria they're not. If you're not interested they'll be polite and leave you alone, the witnesses, not so much. I still get roughly 1x per year the mandatory visit, even if I told them like 3x before that i'm not interested

Thanks for the advice Mormon user.

I'm slowly converting to Mormonism because of how great the people are. They really motivate me to become a better person.

Fall in love with the lord not the people user. Use the LDS faith to reinforce your personal relationship with the lord then share it with the members of the church.

Doing it any other way will make you feel like crap in your own ward. Your testimony of Jesus Christ is more important than saving face with the church.

Just some friendly advice user you do your thing and I wish you much luck with the church.
Go with god brother.

Are you just going to pretend you believe in the mexican space jews or do you actually think they're real?

Mormons and Catholics are the only non-degenerates of Christian religions.

I grew up in Utah and they just seemed really sheltered. Also smug. I'm not Mormon btw.

Noted my friend. I appreciate the helpful advice.

sure why not.

Mormon convert of 2 years here.

I'll talk about my conversion story and some of the critiques I have about the church.

Be me. Be very atheist. Be incredibly liberal. Become disillusioned by the left and begun to "study the enemy (the right)". By the end of the year I realize how destructive leftism is. Realize how important is behavior and thought in order to have order in society, to increase good outcomes and to maximize the well-being of society. Noticed declining birth-rates. Realized that Mormons are the exception. They live in a liberal western affluent society, yet they remain (for the most part) free from degeneracy, they are trustworthy, strong communities, family values, value freedom, all good things about Americana that made America so unique in its conception. Decide to check them out myself. They believe all this crazy ridiculous nonsense. See all these great social things first-hand though. Decide to submerge myself in their ethos.

Ever since I've converted I've begun thinking like they have. You can see this change in yourself as you live by their social moral matrix. Things begun to seem pure and sanctified, such as sex (only in marriage, avoiding pornography, avoiding vulgarity), what you eat and treat your body (the body is a temple, being very conscious of what you eat, make sure you exercise often), being good to people, and creating a close-knit sense of community (with all the singing, church activities, all believing in the same crazy crap and giving each other support, it all creates this strong sense of community and friendship). I am still very adamant about the beliefs, but I am happy to say that I've changed for the best, I want to better myself in many ways, I've met my best friend and someone who I want to marry eventually. There are many things I see wrong about the church, such as their focus on converting third world crap-holes because growth in present day western societies growth has declined, and men leave more than women

>pedos and polygamists
>not degenerate
Brother, your degenerate meter was installed backwards. Next you'll be saying Russia isn't degenerate when it's the degenerate capital of the world.

Heretical cultists are mere pawns, so no

All religion is a heresy of an earlier religion.

Anyone who believes in religion over science is a traitor.

How do you ignore all the crazy ridiculous nonsense, as you put it? I would become a mormon for the benefits that you stated but I know I'd never be able to get behind the actual religion

you can believe in both bud

Used to have a mormon step mother.
She tried several times to convert me. Kek
Every Wednesday, we had 2 different young mormons for dinner.
I had a prayer for every meal, a pictures of jesus in every room etc etc.
I'm glad my dad kick her ass out of the house.

You get used to it. It isn't that bad. I take honor and sincerity very seriously in my life, but I can't see myself not being involved in any other community. As I said, you begin to feel what they feel (our moral matrices are dynamic (they can change) and very intuitive (ruled by emotions)) and you see this on the way you feel about certain subjects. I mean the girl I'm talking to loves to sing Disney songs, walk out at night and go stare at the stars, loves to read, dresses conservatively and very clean. Not everyone is like that, but most are. There is a lot of pressure to be a man. To not be idle. To work hard for a job. To be healthy. Just seeing how their families were (how kids actually play outside, love their parents, learn to play music, etc, instead of being the t.v. watching degenerates that most kids are nowadays) was one of the biggest shocks for me. I think it ultimately is subjective, if you think that the benefits of being in this social group outweigh the cons, then you will truly love it. I personally believe that the benefits are great, and plan on helping change the church and their problems (3rd world conversion, losing men, etc) without seeming like a le redpill psycho.

HOLY COW... so many Mormons in this thread! There's dozens of us!

t. Mormon from the South, moved to Orem, I don't like it here just too much culture shock

The tl;dr version of
If you have trouble conforming to their beliefs, just give it time. Over some time you will have become better at dealing with the crazy beliefs and will be able to
enjoy living in a good cozy community, with great moral upstanding and social support.

Same here user.

I've lived in a few different places in Japan and every medium sized town has a couple of Mormons. You see them riding around town in their white shirts wearing bicycle helmets. I been stopped on the streets a couple of times and honestly they're some of the nicest people I've talked to. One guy gave me a free Book of Mormon which I still have.

What they believe isnt dangerous, even if you don't believe it. They believe the Constition was inspired by God so until Jesus comes again they arnt interested in overthrowing government in favor of some third world Shariah law. Most are very polite, very strong traditional families, hard workers, very patriotic, very clean people. I know tons of then who are in the military and it is true there are lots in government and stuff like FBI and CIA and the reason for that as I have been told by non-mormon military and such is that Mormons arnt degenerate pieces of shit who they have to worry about getting into trouble, they almost ways have perfect records, they can trust them so they do trust them.

Everything else aside, they are more well put together than most people and even if they believe some strange things we can and should learn a lot from them.

Japan is the golden dream location for Mormon missionaries. They all want to go there. But most are sent to America or a Spanish speaking place in South America. A lot of Mormons speak Spanish because of this. Probably the most bilingual religion.

Are jehovah witnesses red pilled?
I already told the mormons to fuck off too many times in my life they havn't come back.
But the witnesses still come time to time.
Did my atheist years ruin my future?

Inactive member here, I wouldn't allow Joseph Smith to get in the way of my love for traps so I stopped going to church.

No. They are blue-pilled as fuck. Jehovah will save them from everything so no voting, no nationalism the gubbament is evil, no self defence, no weapons. As a member you arnt allowed to read anything about them that isnt published by them, total brain washing and public shaming in church when you break the rules. Also if you convert then defect or are excommunicated any JW friends you have are obligated to completely shun you or share your fate. Its about as cultish as you can get.

On a side note all the ones I have met are complete assholes especially once they find out you arnt interested or are otherwise "worldly"

Can confirm. I went to BYU. And 2 of my girlfriends begged to take it up the ass. So I lost my virginity at 17 to ass fucking. Not that I mind, but it wasn't what I imagined. I tried to be a good Mormon boy, but those hot mormon girls turned me into a hardened degenerate for the rest of my life. A little sexual repression is a very good thing.

One of my girlfriend would cum just by sitting on my lap. It was insane.

And can confirm to their dick sucking skills. They are so sexually repressed with daddy issues, that they look at cock like a big bunch of cotton candy,

Do Mormons regularly try to use their daughters to convert you?

Had a family doing their missionary work, they visited my mother about 5 times and really wanted her to join. They were polite and friendly, but persistent. The wife saw my brother and I one day, happily commented to our mother about her having sons, and the next time, brought her five daughters to join them and try to convert us.

Was she just using her daughters to score more converts? Or did they really like our family for some reason?

With Mormons it's often difficult to decompile the difference between genuine kindness and every conversion techniques.

Suddenly all those stubbornly inactive people from my mission [Argentina] make sense!

My EQ almost tops the charts and still I'll never understand you trap lovers

Have you met one? They're polite, kind, modest, and generally willing to help random strangers, which is far more than I can say about most of the "humanist" liberals I know. It's no surprise that the ((media)) holds them in such contempt.

I was one. But we also have a dark side. Have you read about the Mormon massacre? After our cult fled America and started to live in Mexico territory we started ambushing and slaughtering American settlers headed for the Western territories.

do you mean iq?

They are more honest,tolerent and willing to share than any tribe/group/religion I have ever met.Wife and I are obviously pot smoking Harley riding Anarcho freaks and yet we are treated with hospitality and welcomed every time we hang out in Utah,which is hands down our favorite place in America,When we retire we are definitely going to settle in some little Utah town and become Mormans.

Most likely they were just trying to be more relatable and 'fellowship' with y'all the best they could.

But is pretty right. Sometimes it's tough to know where the being a good friend and human being ends and the "please get baptized already" type begging begins.

Heck I'd give anything for my old high school friends I stay in touch with after all these years to just go to church with me. Just because church means that much to me, you know? Like some kind of autistic compulsion to share something you find to be really awesome like a restaurant or show on Netflix.

Yeah that's kind of what made me cautious around them, they seemed like anyone else, nice to you because they wanted something.

No offense to Mormon anons, but most I've met have been fucking weird or seemed stuck up/superficial, and were only polite and kind when trying to convert me.

They don't cause crime and work against me, (that I know of) so I have to major problems with Mormons. They don't seem fond of Catholics, though. It's like they either work extra hard on Catholics, or stay away from them.

Any beautiful Mormon women on /pol ? Find me on Mutual ;) I'm in NY.

reminder that Laci Green was a mormon

There's actually a large community of gays in Utah for this exact reason. Mormons might not like gays but they're not violent and they just accept people and let them be. So the gays aren't approved but they're much safer than they would be in other parts of America. A lot of the gays are ex-Mormons or current Mormons who just want to be accepted as gay Mormons.

Nah, 'emotional quotient' or 'empathy quotient'

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You can be a PhD in Theoretical Mathematics and not pick up when you offend someone, know when someone's hitting on you, or why that person is crying as a result of what you did or said and anticipate these things.

The last missionaries I talked to, (which were the last I have ever had approach me) seemed really uncomfortable when they asked if I knew about Mormonism and I said yes, and could keep up with them on their beliefs system and talk with them about Mormon history. It's like they didn't expect that answer and panicked that they had been found out.

The bible and book of mormon don't mention anything about traps so it's awwwwright

Learn from your mistakes so you don't repeat them, but don't fall for the trap of apologizing for something that happened over a century ago. Today I'd say Mormons are a lot less likely start any massacres than any other group I can think of.

I have learned about the massacres, I basically grew up with the media's interpretation that mormons were some backwards, vaugely psychotic cult. Given their treatment of other religions that are still pulling the same shit today, it's complete garbage.