Why aren't you embracing your aryan masculine heritage and growing a goddamn beard Sup Forums...

Why aren't you embracing your aryan masculine heritage and growing a goddamn beard Sup Forums? Why are you still a shavedcuck?

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I'm growing a mean neckbeard with a sick pencilstache senpai

Because hipsters ruined them.

Why aren't you out boxing kangaroos? That's what I'd be doing right about now.

>tfw can only grow a neckbeard

Real men don't follow trends, they set them.

Because I have a jawline...

Mustaches are more based than beards.

because i have facial aesthetics

Because facial hairy makes my skin oily, itchy, and just generally scummy.

I'm blonde haired. blue eyed and
19 but my beard is pathetic.
I'm not a jawlet so I don't need a beard anyways.

this

people with beards have something to hide lmao

>Why aren't you out boxing kangaroos? That's what I'd be doing right about now.

It's like all of your kangaroo lore is based on cartoons. The fuckers disembowel dogs.

Beards make me look like a sex offender

Cause a clean shaven head and a clean shaven face keeps the cucks and leftists away.

Beard feels great. Brushing it feels amazing, feeling your gfs fingers go inside is the best thing ever.

its how you can tell secret muslims from normal men. normal mean dont have beards

when the cleansing rain comes you probably wont want a beard either

Fuck off, beards are numale/muzzie and disgusting.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Facial_hair_in_the_military#Germany

>In the Third Reich-era Wehrmacht, facial hair beyond a small neatly trimmed moustache was against regulations,

Because I have a regulation mustache.

>feeling your gfs fingers go inside is the best thing ever.

You like when people stick things inside you?

>tfw parents are finngolian and samifag
>tfw 27 and beard growth of a pre-pubecent girl

Is it possible to be a late bloomer when it comes to beard genetics? I'm 30 and still can't connect chin to sideburns.

Because I'm not a faggot hipster or muslim scum

That's the same for almost all modern militaries. It makes soldiers look nonuniform, which interferes with the professional, intimidating look of a military. It can also get in the way of field-medical procedures if someone were shot in the neck or something, it's just impractical which is why it's disallowed

Because I don't have to hide a weak jawline

Seriously every cunt I know that pushes this shit about beards being the apex of masculinity is hiding the weakest fucking chin or the fattest baby face because they're unfit pieces of shit

I am objectively correct and you're simply a fucking wrong faggot if you actually think this isn't the truth, you HUMONGOUS pussies

I CAN'T GROW À BEARD BECAUSE OF THE CHEMICALS IN MY WATER THAT TURN THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY

I'm getting bald turbo-fast, so getting a beard would look..... asymmetrical....

This.

I can grow a goatee and tiny mustache, and that's about it.

A beard is not even possible with these genes.

Straight to the point.

Because I don't look remotely as handsome as that guy

I suffered from ultra-acne when i was a teenager.

It fucked up my skin, hair grows in patches, like i was a fucking Chernobyl mechanic or something.


Ultra acne is bad, mmmkay.

I could grow a beard if I wanted to but I don't because I don't have a cuckjaw.

>20yo
>almost no beard growth at all

don't care, got a strong jawline :^)

Did someone mention Aryans?

Find one person in any of these pictures with a beard.

google.com/search?q=hitler rally&tbm=isch

I can't grow it. It's sparse

only ugly people grow beards to hide their uglyness

I can only grow a patchy neckbeard, so it's not worth it. I also have an unfortunate head that would make me look like a nu-male if I did grow an actual beard.

clean shaven with a modest, nationalistic haircut is the true fashion redpill.

my beard looks to thin and patchy after a month thats why

Can grow a beard but I look better with a stubble

Kek confirms, the ARYANDIED is almost upon us

Lack of beard making genes

beards are for numales.

I'm in the military, and I've got a jawline, so...

>Caring about what others think

Aslong as you don't intend to look like a hipster you'll be fine.

>19

There's your problem. You need to wait a few years

Also, if you have a beard (or even just haven't shaved for a week) you can't seal a gas mask.

>because growing a beard would mean, that you have embraced your masculinity and that you support the patriarchy, a-a-and hate women
That would be your typical feminist/whiteknight/SJW answer

I'm embracing my roman masculine heritage by shaving

why are you such a beardcuck OP? do you like looking like a hobo?

ITT:beardless virtue signaling
Sad

>he coudlnt grow a full beard at 17

just for a few days. Your skin will be used to your facial hair and will start to be better

Because growing facial hair screams "I'm insecure about my masculinity". Why don't you get some shit tattoos while youre at it.

It's true. I've failed in life

Beards are for serfs or street preachers

Russians have bad beard growth

Now that this has turned into a fashion fest I can ask your guys' opinions

Does this jaw need a beard?

*Strokes beard
Interesting problems you got there m8s

Cause they told me to shave for my radiation therapy

Because it itches like crazy if I go more than a week without shaving

>radiation therapy
Literally worse than whatever cancer you have. Cancer can be cured with frankincense essiential oil, no sugar detox diet and enzyme supplements

Bearded Bald look can be cool so long as your beard is thick and you're not an emasculated cuck.

What?

That's not true at all.

If you can;t grow a beard you are asiatic.

Would you happen to know a reputable supplements salesmen?

ITT: people talking shit about beards because they can't grow one themselves.

What do you guys think? I have Slav genes

>implying i'm aryan

I can grow a reasonably thick one, but I'm prone to fidgeting with it like crazy so I just keep it trimmed to eliminate the temptation to do so.

Can Finns grow beards? I wouldn't have thought so. Finnic people here cannot either. They come out like this at best - Asiatic genes at work.

Holy, fuck, I though I looked bad

I've tried a couple of times in the last 5 years, wasn't satisfied with how it looked. The colour wasn't consistent enough. My beard ranges from ginger, to blonde and to dark brown. Also I felt that it was a bit too patchy in places.

i don't say that beards are shit, well many faggots have beards that are way too big for their faces and frame.
I have a strong jawline and can't really grow a beard yet,
I would like to have one but i don't feel inferior in any way because i have no beard or something like that.

Because I don't need to fake my razor sharp jawline

Aryan here, can't grow beard, and I'm not ugly, so there's no point anyways

>going bald

Faulty genes get out reee

I've seen some finns with epic beards but they are pretty rare for sure.

I believe my cheeks were btfo by acne so much when I was young that my beard comes in patchy

Nope. But considering many people from the US go to Canada for alternative cancer treatments the (((medical industrial complex))) banned here, it should be easy to find what you're looking for.

Also, watch this first

youtube.com/watch?v=KqJAzQe7_0g

youtube.com/watch?v=VK_sX5ko8SE

sadface ;(

I'll do it when I look at least 1/100 like him.

Right now I'm a lazy, overweight ugly bastard. I'd look like a nu-male.

When I become a full male model I'll do it, you can count on that, OP.

Only pedophiles and gay porn stars have mustaches.

fkn waterjews :(

>Beard

Im growing a beard. Im just not aryan. I'm from a mostly southern Italian family.

Romans were clean shaven.

They said it was mastery over nature.

I am going with making nature my bitch!

Because I like being able to date younger

This

How cold is it going to be?

If you are going out in the cold grow a beard for winter. Then shave it for spring and summer.

only numales have beards

Try wearing levis

By Aryan to you mean 1/16 Cherokee?

It's going to be around -30°C again. Growing some kind of facial hair is going help a lot

Because they are unpractical. Also my beard starts to look like pubes when it gets long enough.

Luckily I have a decent jawline.

as do I brother. Grow that glorious beard. There's a very niche market and whores with daddy issues are into them

>I have slav genes
the nose tells a different story senpai

dude you have a chance, let it grow for 13 weeks and then you will see your potential.

I am more than capable of growing a full beard, but I have bright red facial hair so it looks rather unsettling. I prefer a light stubble.

>beards