Do you think Melania Trump cheat on Trump?

Think about it
I don't think a 70 years old limpdicked gramps can satisfy her just right

She has probably already sucked Pence, or rided Donald jr

>She goes from Trump to Pence

What fucking world are you living in mexibro?

this is some seriously weird fanfic bro

but no, viagra is made for a reason

sage

Viagra + $10B = satisfied wife

She drink barron's semen every evening

Of course she does. I'm sure that we will never find out though, because guys like Trump have pretty good pre-nuptial agreements in their favor.

Is this the Mexican fantasy, your country is getting rekt and all you can hope for is that our President's wife is unfaithful? My god you people must be desperate.

>going from the God-Emperor to the Statiqueer
m8, hypergamy is supposed to be an upgrade.

This. Shes living in so much luxury a dick is nothing in comparison. Besides she would never risk getting labeled a whore by the entire world.

No

just imagine her on that black ghetto hue juicy dick. omg so hot. she would moan like never

based on height donald should have anywhere from a 7.5- 8.5 penis when erect

so not really

I don't understand that.
I mean, the attraction to blacks is basically that they're dumb beasts, right ?
Then why not simply fuck a dog then ?
No risk of pregnancy, no STDs, to collateral risks like, you know, being murdered or being beatten into a coma and having everything stolen...

What's up with that, nowamisayin ?

9 inches, according to an ex-wife.

women can't measure for shit

im pretty positive its around 8+ which is still a great size

Didn't Trump's ex-wife brag about how big his dong was?

You realize that most slovenian women are more racist than the average pol user?

tfw boner thinking about melania as WH cock slut

becuase they didnt try black dick. its like hentai when pure elven woman is getting raped by ugly orc. she hates it at first but then she loves it and drools over that huge dick realizing that male elves cant give her fuck like that.

Reality is like hentai with orcs and elves. Most retarded thing I've read today and that includes reddit. You win good potato.

atheism ruined your country.

crusade when

Melania was an escort/call girl.

I'm a bellboy at Trump tower who's fucked melania multiple times AMA

It was in her best interest to praise him, so she can get $$ you morons.

Of course.
She is obviously a trophy wife.
They don't even communicate with each other. She doesn't even know much about him, apparently.
But I don't think she is even into sex that much.

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