Feds are reading this thread

Feds are reading this thread.

What would you like to say to your NSA case handler, Sup Forums?

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I'm gay

can I get a job?

after i get my masters and I work for you can I still shitpost?

Please don't release my porn history , I'm sorry I'm a degerate...

DIGITS AND THE FBI IS GONNA KICK YOUR ASS AS THE ALPHABET KICKBALL TOURNAMENT THIS YEAR

fuck the feds

Hello, NSA. Don't read my browsing history, please.

Yawn*

I'm bascially better than all of you, i wouldnt have been caught like you fags. You should make me your leader. Trust me you niggas gonna fuck up so bad. Gonna laugh when you end fucked in the A

Check my digits.

What is your favourite type of penis picture?

Hi, NSA guys.

We're just assembling peacefully.

Feel free to sift through here, but you aren't gonna find much.

I've got a high IQ, I am tired of being taught cultural marxism at school, and would not mind working for the US intelligence community given the correct training. Also, how far down does the rabbit hole go? ; ]

Can I recieve payment for pro-america shitposting?

It's all satire, I'm a communist who loves the idea of racemixing, white genocide all the way. Hitler was a really bad guy and not the good guy as I have previously stated. Genocide is never a good thing (unless it's white [non-jewish] people).

Hello, I am also a goy and Sup Forums poster, is anyone doing anything fun and illegal ? Ha ha just kidding but let me know if you are. :^)

i'm much more interesting in person
sorry

i hacked pa machines and gave trump the win in that state

blow me

thanks for your service

I only look at gay furry porn ironically

I'm sorry. it was all shitposting. I didn't mean any of it.

Check out these sick digits, nigger

everyone needs a better sense of humor

I killed jfk

Did you get the #Pizzagate intelligence report I faxed over?

Stop watching my porn.

the spying on Americans now is more than what we were told about the evil Russians when I was younger

Hello NSA, can I still come to the US despite writing satirical comments about black people being subhumans on a burmese papercraft forum? Or will I be arrested at the airport and deported to guantanamo?
I'm also sorry for pirating that one movie last year, I donated 20 bucks to the local refugee center to compensate for my misbehaviour.
Thank you for looking after us MR. NSA.

>What would you like to say to your NSA case handler, Sup Forums?

Do you like cheese pizza?

well, turns out asking about whether turks were losing satisfaction with their government was a legitimate question, wasn't it

Gas the kikes, Race war now!

He knows, he's seen all the porn you watch.

everything I post on the internet is satire

please dont send the SS back again

>Tfw gov forcing me to buy VPN

pee pee poo poo

The day of the rake is coming.

can i get a job? this country fucking sucks.

IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO

I genuinely apologize for looking into all those conspiracy theories back in 2015.

And also the one I'm looking into now.

Please spare me.

it was meant as a joke. all of it.

You'll never catch us all.

A prank that went too far!

SHAMALAMADINGDONG DOO DAA DAY WITH A LITTLE BIT A COCO BUTTER N DA SHAY SHAY

Some AFP guy dose mine. I make fun of him because he has HR stazi officers watching him just like the rest of us.

Hey Dave. My week off is going good. See you back in the office monday

Serbia does not have enough food to produce 400lbs hackers.

>believing all that shit
>Hi guys I'm FBI
>wow better take a screenshot this guy is from FBI

will reddit ever leave?

When do RWDS sign ups start

Why the fuck are you watching some cuck fag do nothing with their life? Or multiple, for that matter?

Laugh all you want but don't tell me you don't have weird tastes yourself

Give me back my gf and life. :'(

I regret nothing!
Also offering my services you guys know how to contact everyone.

>CIA visits Sup Forums

Who is giving cash to Hiro to keep Sup Forums afloat again? I never bothered checking, because to me, its as obvious as daylight.

If this site collapses, we will spread to other sites with our ideologies and shitposts. And we have sufficiently proven we have greater reach than any existing propagandamachine out there, including the MSM.

So why let Sup Forums fall into the hands of neutral 3rd parties or collapse when they could just buy it, and datamine to their hearts content?

I assume my posts about electricity actually being a bunch of little magical jews running around and highfiving eachother inside the cords might have gotten me to a special place in their threat matrixes.
The thought amuses me.

me on the left

I probably have told you by now, but you can see, I have patrician tastes.

We have literal Nazis, KKK members, rapists, kidnappers, child molestators, etc.

They don't give a shit whether we spread or not. They just want to be able to tag us. If we're spread it's much harder.

Gook should release every financial statement from Sup Forums in HISTORY. Unchanged.

MODS, MODS, MODS

read this shit you niggerfags

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

Pay me to go on here pls

I lost all my guns in a tragic boating accident. I was fishing with .308 when I shot a bullet into the bottom of the boat. I was the only survivor and all my guns are in the fish's hands. You have got to put down the fish rebellion they are coming to take over Canada (which would be easy for fish.

How do I become a mailman?

Please do a computational forensic analysis on the hard drives of the voting machines in the swing states to check for malware or tampering, preferably before December 19th, thanks.

julian has a doppelganger you dipshits

>We have literal Nazis, KKK members, rapists, kidnappers, child molestators, etc.

we have edgy teenagers claiming to be that. One in five might be an idiot that mistakes it for good company, but Sup Forums in general is primarily just a contrarian shoutbox.

Take aids, for example. If hating the minorities that suffer from aids became socially acceptable, and aids were ruled as necessary population control, Sup Forums would go out of their way to promote a cure.

Today, this contrarianism includes christianity, nuclear family values, faithfulness, nationalism, principles, and pride in your national and cultural heritage.
Sad, huh?

I'm sorry I don't meme more. I know everyone loves memes, but they're just not for me 90% of the time.

Also, blackmail Hiro into making Quebec flags. It's so much nicer than Canada's. Thanks in advance.

I'm only interested in 2d lolis.

KYS faggot

Sorry about my search history, but I'm not going to stop.

You know i am right.

>Sup Forums would go out of their way to promote a cure.
Thtas already cured. And no. Faggots need consequences for their actions.

Its okay im safe, i only browse using an incognito window

Praise kek

FEDS ARE GAY GAY GAY THEY LIKE LONG BIG COCKS THEY ARE SUPER SUPER GAY THEY LIKE LONG BIG COCKS

Am I on a list now

Can I be paid to shitpost for like the cia?

What about the audio recordings we have of you preaching racism sexism and homophobia to friends and family?

The NsA tracks dirty muhammeds.

The FbI investigates stateside matters.

>Hi feds
>plz tell me you guys are going to Coup that dipshit Comey if he doesnt step down Jan 20th right?
>also, please nail podestas dick to the wall on the pizzagate pedo shit.

I'd hate for our secdef to authorize direct action on these individuals.

This. Hire me.

I can be an autist interpreter and explain memes.

The NSA Tracks everything and just hands your info out to other agencies now. Cause you know ignore the constitution.

>I'd hate for our secdef to authorize direct action on these individuals.
No you wouldn't and neither would I. Is that even legal?

...

unless you are a tremendous faggot yourself, why would you even remotely care where someone else puts their cocks?

Now if they try to shill for this childless lifestyle in elementary-schools, its a different story.

This bong gets it

I'm only pretending to be autistic, it's all a big ironic joke I swear.

Sup bud, sorry for all of the anime porn.

Didn't know there was just regular cheese pizza in the white house.

Hi CIA & NSA, is there a chance that I could shitpost so hard, and bring such hard bantz that you would find me and offer me a job teamed up with some ex-special forces baby boomer about to reach retirement age?

Also. I'm willing to take ANY experimental drug or bionic arm.

I am so fucking serious

>O-OFFICER I SWEAR THIS BOARD IS PURELY S-S-S-SATIREEEE

Please make the perpetrators in the pizzagate scandal suffer. There is no way for them to right their wrongs so they MUST suffer and then put to an end.

They can't keep getting away with this.

I'm just fakin' m8. Trump is prez, I'm not gonna do nuffins

I killed a man, Father.

I'd just like to clarify that everything I have ever said on Sup Forums has been satire.

It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world out there. Just like it always has been, and I fear that it always will be.

Be IN the world, but not OF the world, user. That's the final redpill.

>What would you like to say to your NSA case handler, Sup Forums?

I'm free to my opinion as an American as long as it does not physically threaten someone else.

So I can say fuck kike niggers with a broom handle, doesn't mean shit.

God I love my country.

>tfw too intelligent to fall for alphabet agency psyops

Double D's officially witness, brother

>Be IN the world, but not OF the world, user. That's the final redpill.

Explain.

why do you guys like kiddy porn so much?
>investmentwatchblog.com/5200-pentagon-employees-bought-child-pornography-investigation-halted-after-8-months/

why would i be there in the first place? is it a crime to be a racist self-hating spic that spanks it to tranny porn on the daily? of course not. id tell them to fuck off tbqh. bring on the water boarding, you aint getting nothin outta me because i aint got nothing.

Mom i'm on CIA!

>bring such hard bantz

Sorry burger, we've already got that one covered m8.

>he doesn't have ASIO Monitoring him