Give it to me straight Sup Forums

Give it to me straight Sup Forums

Is Santa real or not?

He's just a New Swabian, calm down.

he's real

Yes BUT HES BLACK JUST LIKE THE KINGS OF AFRICA

I sure hope so.

Why would you come to Sup Forums to ask such a retarded and irrelevant question..........

you so didn't make his good list this year! KEK

HES FUCKING A WHITE MALE!

Someones got to keep those baby brothers and sisters on the way.

Christmas cucks

He is, any attempts to discredit him are by fedorafags

Don't listen to the naysayers, they're just afraid because he's got the list

He is more real than the chances of Trump winning the election.
Wait.

He is.

Meme magic is real. We've been memeing santa for so long that he's more than real.

He is reality.

He used to be but the Jews killed him and replaced him with the money-making scam we know today

are you ready to take the peppermint pill?

Do you mean Saint Nicholas?

Yes he was a real person.

Santa is real. Who else would put the presents under the tree?

Santa comes from germanic or celtic paganism

I believe is from germanic paganism

Your parents.

Santa's realer than real-deal Holyfield

hes real. He was declared as a saint so he must have some magic dead people powers so he can give all the good bois presents

he only comes to people who believe in him

Parents are Santa's elves and they report to him and that's how he knows if we've been naughty or nice and santa gives the presents to the parents to put out for the kids, he started doing this when the earth got over populated and there were too many homes to visit in one night even over all the timezones

Why do people think, santa has to fly around the world, its only yule celebrating 1st world countries.

He only comes round the eggnog parts, not the nignog parts

no, but SantaKek is