Cruz v. Sanders

In an alternate universe, these were the candidates you could vote for. What do?

Sanders. How is this even a question?

Ted Cruz would probably replace the tap water with soup

Sanders. I would trust a senile commie before El Rato.

cruz is actually pretty based tbqh

bernie is a cuck

we would need to make an allegiance with the rodent kingdom

Nobody asked the leaf.

Both of you need to be fucking gassed

>Not voting for the True conservative
THE PRIESTHOOD IS RISING!

Yeah I'd rather vote for the establishment than a socialist

good thing I'm not in that timeline

>alternate universe

Let me guess, this is one of those Imagine if this was the day before 9/11 threads?

Sanders won, get over it you faggot. No one even wanted Cruz, we wanted Rand Paul. They fucked him like his father this election.

Another fucking 8 years of debt, borrowing and socialism and identity politics.

You guys did fucking nothing this election.

Sanders.

Sanders for the same reason I voted Obama in 08: To redpill the masses as to how bad the left is. Knew he'd move from the slow boil technique used up until that time to a rapid release -- thus exposing themselves to the public to make way for a Trump type candidate. Assuming Trump didn't make it, I'd opt for Sanders for this same effect. To drive home the point just how bad the left is. Then in 2020 we'd be assured a near Hitler tier leader.

I'm never going to vote for a socialist and Cruz was a better option than trump anyway

cruz is a good man

Sanders easily.

You know deep down that you just need the word "Republican" slapped onto any candidate and you immediately support him.

Trump.

as much as it pains me, i'd have to pick sanders. I voted for trump in this timeline, but i still have no love for evangelical cuckservatives.

>Ted Cruz
>The establishment

You actually need to kys

If you say sanders you should probably pack your bags for plebbit.

Chairman Sanders, I'm T.E.D.

Commit sudoku

I honestly believe Sup Forums would've backed Cruz and Rand if Trump hadn't run.

Well who the fuck else

Would plug my nose and pick cruz. Bernie wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so spineless and the sjw platform. I like Trump and hope he does well. I hate Cruz and would hope he doesn't fuck up as bad as I think he would.

Wtf!? I am now a #cruzmissile

The madman...

i think he just doesnt want to be taxed 75%+ to pay for a bunch of retarded kids' college ((education)). like most americans. bernie wouldve lost even bigger if he was the dem candidate, no matter what candidate the republicans wouldve chosen. hes a fucking retarded commie

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Sanders, but only because Cruz is not eligible.

It depends on if Trump got screwed out of the nomination. If Trump never ran then it would be a hard choice. I'd actually have to watch the debates in order to make a decision on whom to vote for. I'd probably end up going Cruz and turning the middle east into glowing glass though.

I would not have voted

Cruz!!!!! I dont even like him but Bernie:::

1.) Jew (hates whites deep down)
2.) Liberal (see above)
3.)Communist (See 1.)

This is actually the alternate universe that we recently shifted to because I fucking swear Michael Caine died a few years ago.

Sanders.

epik XDD

He's an old guy

>le Bernie is communist meme

Id fucking hate that shit. gary johnson

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Yeah I feel a lot would have not voted but some may have gone for... Gary... Ew

>true conservative
go away, Mark Levin

4u

>What do?

Why would you age a man before befriending him?

Have to go with the Sandman

The Bern. Fuck Cruz.

this

Tbqh if i was an american i would go cruz over trump if things didnt go the way they did

Johnson or not vote.

Cruz is a snake oil salesman.
Sanders is a Democrat-Jew in disguise.

Either candidate would give massive government money to their own set of investors.

Cruz's being Texan DoD contractors.
Sanders being College Board.

And yes, free college for everyone would turn the billionaires that run College Board into trillionaires. Try explaining that to his college aged supporters and they don't understand.

Sanders, Cruz seems like a slimy fuck. Sanders is too although in more of a cowardly way as opposed to a malevolent way like Cruz is.

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