Cruz v. Sanders

In an alternate universe, these were the candidates you could vote for. What do?

Sanders. How is this even a question?

Ted Cruz would probably replace the tap water with soup

Sanders. I would trust a senile commie before El Rato.

cruz is actually pretty based tbqh

bernie is a cuck

we would need to make an allegiance with the rodent kingdom

Nobody asked the leaf.

Both of you need to be fucking gassed

>Not voting for the True conservative
THE PRIESTHOOD IS RISING!

Yeah I'd rather vote for the establishment than a socialist

good thing I'm not in that timeline

>alternate universe

Let me guess, this is one of those Imagine if this was the day before 9/11 threads?

Sanders won, get over it you faggot. No one even wanted Cruz, we wanted Rand Paul. They fucked him like his father this election.

Another fucking 8 years of debt, borrowing and socialism and identity politics.

You guys did fucking nothing this election.