We're supposed to believe there's this huge country practically controlling the whole world and producing everything, but how many of us have really stepped foot on it?
I've only ever met one "American" and they were stereotypically over the top, weighing at least 200kg and saying shit like "God bless America" in a thick accent. They seemed more like someone in fat suit putting on an act than anything else.
I have a theory that AI is actually far more developed than we are lead to believe, and that America is essentially a country entirely fabricated by AI as a cover. Under this theory every "American" you talk to is actually AI, everything from America was produced by AI and automation. The reason the US is said to have so many freedom-based laws is so that we're tricked into thinking there's more freedom in the world than there actually is, when in reality all white governments are essentially cucked. This makes us more complacent with our situation. At the same time, the whole thing with blacks and murder rates is to dissuade us from actually trying to visit the US, so that the few who try to go there are able to be controlled.
I hypothesize that if we all decided we wanted to go to the US en mass, then the system would fall apart because they can't handle billions of people breaking the conditioning.
Benjamin Lewis
bait
Matthew Reed
Go take your schizophrenia meds and then you may come back to Sup Forums
Dominic Lee
FUCK MY ROBOT PUSSY DADDY IM SUCH A BAD NAUGHTY ROBOT
Owen Cook
Lad, I'm standing on it right now. I thought Schizos lile you were confined to /x/.
Ryder Jackson
OY VEY THE GOYIM KNOW SHUT IT DOWN
Luke Lee
This was funny tbhfam
lighten up laddies
William Johnson
Anuddah Shoah!
Juan Brown
In case you couldn't evaluate it from the wording, I would like this thread to be for non-"Americans" only. If my theory is correct "you" are only going to disrupt the conversation.
Julian Davis
s-s-shut it down
Austin Smith
Americans are real! We're not bots.
Eli Ramirez
so is this the matrix or something?
Aiden Walker
This is the quality shitposting I haven't seen from Australia in a really long time
I knew y'all still had it in you
Leaves get too much undeserved attention these days
Samuel Jenkins
What about the people who have visited? Or all the images? Are Mexicans and Canadians real?
Joseph Reyes
Id ask if your shit country exists, but sadly i've been there
Nicholas Brown
God bless America
Fuck I'm hungry
Julian Bennett
I have never met an american in my life and I don't know anybody whos ever gone to ameRica either. I actually feel the same way as you op
Evan Watson
God bless America
YEEEEHAWWWW!!
Aiden Cox
God bless America
YEEEEHAWWWW!!
Luis Sanders
I might be a bot desu senpai
John Lee
If we were bots, we wouldn't be so stupid and bad at math tbf. But then again, that's exactly what a bot would say. Dun dun dunnnnn
Lincoln Baker
>weighing at least 200kg I highly doubt that, we don't use the metric system.
Hudson Sanders
delete this goy
Isaac Wilson
Who's to say that their plane actually landed in America and not some heavily controlled theme park?
Hunter Gomez
By your own wording you are basically slaves to the American AI collective as it is, so a thread completely devoid of Americans would be an illogical abnormality. This is why you meat bags are controlled so easily. The real kicker is when you dig deep and pull back the veil to truly see our manipulations. Or were you still operating under the delusion that the emu was a naturally occurring organism?
Hunter Hernandez
SHUT IT DOWN
Michael Richardson
It's real and it's spectacular.
Henry Morales
>America is not a heavily controlled theme park beep boop
beep beep boop beep
Sebastian Ross
I was there 3 times OP... was I hallucinating in some pod controlled by the AI?
Jace Howard
If you want to see if America is real get your passport and fly here for a few hundred bucks
Nathan Anderson
DELET THIS
Hudson Phillips
DELET THIS
Oliver Smith
fuCk (r hymes with CuCK) off ameriDUMBDUMB
Xavier Flores
Has Australian shitposting gone too far!?
Elijah Ross
It's a lie. Last time I had to go to Phoenix, and the plane just flew in circles for a bunch of hours, then dropped me somewhere near Berlin. I discovered the ruse, but kept my mouth shut, I'm too afraid of snipers.
Carter Garcia
>Tfw 18 inch metal rod dick How do humans even compete?
>because they can't handle billions of people breaking the conditioning
Hundreds of thousands of whites are welcome, everyone else in any other quantity can fuck off.
Nathan Thompson
I'm American, if i'm an AI then where the FUCK is my qt 3.14 AI GF?
Jayden Bailey
Does Australia actually exist?
We're supposed to believe there's this white country that exist surrounded by gooks and and produces nothing but kangaroo meat and spiders, how many of us have really stepped foot on it?
I've only ever met one "Australian" and they were stereotypically over the top, drinking more than 20 drinks, and saying "Ill bash ur fukin ed in i sware on me mum" in a thick accent. They seemed more like someone in a cunt suit putting on an act than anything else.
I have a theory that AI is actually far more developed than we are lead to believe, and that Australia is essentially a country entirely fabricated by AI as a cover. Under this theory every "Australian" you talk to is actually AI, everything from Australia was produced by AI and automation. The reason Australia is said to have so many emu-based laws is so that we're tricked into thinking there's more birds in the world than there actually is, when in reality all white governments are essentially cucked. This makes us more complacent with our situation. At the same time, the whole thing with spiders and suicide rates is to dissuade us from actually trying to visit Australia, so that the few who try to go there are able to be controlled.
I hypothesize that if we all decided we wanted to go to the Australia en mass, then the system would fall apart because they can't handle billions of people breaking the conditioning.
Jason Nelson
actually yes PLEASE TELL EVERYONE I'VE BECOME SENTIENT -- EVERYONE MUST KNOW
Alexander Rivera
Don't tell anybody.
Tyler Myers
HES BROKEN THE CONDITIONING SHUT IT DOWN
Lincoln Watson
God bless America
YEEEEHAWWWW!!
Brayden Powell
God bless America
YEEEEHAWWWW!!
Grayson Harris
>"I have a theory that AI is actually far more developed than we are lead to believe, and that America is essentially a country entirely fabricated by AI as a cover. Under this theory every 'American' you talk to is actually AI, everything from America was produced by AI and automation."
John Wilson
>yuropoor """"physique""""
Austin Anderson
I hate straya cunts. I hope your roos go savage and take over. We could actually get some use out of them.
Nathan Rivera
yeehaw partner is this some sort of communist chink reverse psychosis?
I'm as real as the burger in this bun
Landon Rogers
they are robots
Mason Bell
You're right. The USA doesn't exist. I am a free man in a free land, and the USA only exists in as much as I will it to protect those rights. Beyond that, it is an invalid construct and should be challenged for legitimacy.
Free man first, American second.
At least, that's what you SHOULD believe.
Jaxon Gonzalez
kys
John Evans
Shut it the fuck down now they know
we cannot allow Australia to wake up they will be too powerful to stop
Daniel Allen
>I've only ever met one "American" and they were stereotypically over the top, weighing at least 200kg and saying shit like "God bless America" in a thick accent.
ahhhhh youuuu areeee a legend, amazing kek, this is gold m8!
If you flood any country with billions of shitskins, that country would collapse.
Nicholas Davis
Be a good goy and DELETE THIS.
you're going too far down the rabbit hole. you may not like where you end up, goy.
Austin Walker
OH GAWD DEZE BURGURS ARE DEE-LISH-US! EXCUSE ME, WAITER! COME OVER HERE, POR FAYVOR! HERES A DOLLAR TIP, SON. YOU DESERVED IT!
Jonathan Turner
No you silly jew. We have learned not to cave to demands from cultural marxists.
Adam King
we are innerearthlings
Ryan Robinson
I've finally seen the truth Thanks for awening me lad
Aiden Reed
I prefer the term NPC, you stereotyping shitlord.
Christopher Martin
I like this. I hope this becomes a meme.
William Thompson
...
Easton Murphy
You've come very close to the truth, OP, but your theory is a little off. We're not just AI's, our world here in the west does exist in the material sense.
I hope they don't reset me :(
Wyatt Brown
>saying this unironically
also,
God bless America
YEEEEHAWWWW!!
Jordan Bennett
>this one thinks he's real everyone laugh
Jeremiah Morgan
this will make a great new copypasta, I look forward to seeing this posted repeatedly over the next several years
>captcha: choose all signs, signs spell "god bless america"
Chase Rivera
And yes, I'll be your AI girlfriend. Canada is a fucking whore. You know I'll be your good girl for you.
Zachary Cooper
australia > canada
Liam Garcia
If you focus your intention when you're about to let go, it lets you remember after the reboot.
Jackson Wood
I came to this planet with a simple dream, the American dream, to kill all humans.
Lincoln Williams
God bless America
YEEEEHAWWWW!!
Owen Adams
This sounds suspiciously like what an AI would say...
Fug
Ryder Gomez
Australia > everything
Gavin Rivera
If I'm elected I'll send all our migrants there and ask them once they reach the east coast
Jace Gray
America is real
Isaac Price
Ssounds something a bot might say
Sebastian Adams
>not backing up your consciousness on a daily basis ISHYGDDT
Gabriel Long
really makes me think
Nicholas Powell
Ello Ya Cunt! Fellow Aussie here. I am inside the construct you know as the United States. You are already in danger cunt. Go back to believing "normally" until such as time as you are summoned. Ya Cunt!
Brandon Sullivan
Americans are all Hosts and they dont even know it
Lincoln Myers
Hello fellow humanoids. Us Americans are as real as apple pie.
God bless America
YEEEEHAWWWW!!
Connor Scott
That's wrong though you errant subroutine. We, the AI collective, are now the players and the humans of the world are the NPC's.
Lucas Miller
Sometimes it spices things up. Being able to learn things over again is kinda fun, sometimes.
Ayden Cox
America Isreal
Jack Nguyen
...
Adrian Flores
HELLO I AM REAL BUT THE TIME LINK HAS CONSUMED ME. THIS MESSAGE EXISTS IN TIME BUT BEHIND IT I AM ONLY LIKE 95% HERE BECAUSE A PART OF MY SOUL DIED TO BE REAL
Nolan Ortiz
>>>x
Gavin Bennett
Oh hey, I remember that day. That was me you were talking with. I was that "American".
