Japan to Invest $50B in US, Create 50k Jobs

OY VEEY ITS A SHEKLECAUST DEM POOR CHINAMEN SLAVES

>Trump, in surprise visit to Trump Tower lobby, says Softbank will invest $50B in US, create 50k new jobs

Tired of Winning yet?

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A-Actually yes Mr Trump, It's kind of exhausting keeping this smug grin for so long, maybe we could take a short break?

DONE MORE BEFORE TAKING OFFICE THAN OBAMA HAS DONE IN 8 YEARS

50,000,000,000 Cash
50,000 Jobs

Divide those.

1,000,000 per job. Job pays minimum wage. do the sums. Japan wins, USA loses.

How does one create 50,000 jobs out of a bank?

NO BREAKS

What on earth are you talking about. Investment in tech companies isn't a direct labor payment you fucking emu

NO BRAKES

It's a private equity fund focused on investment in tech companies, particularly start-ups.

>Tired of Winning yet?

whenever i think about who is losing i remember that i will never get tired of winning

>what is infrastructure and machinery
Ya can't work in the middle of an empty lot

dont you have a dog to grab you animal?

Is Japan America's new best friend?


Someone make the "Friendship ended with Britain, Japan is my best friend now."

what

>Japan was worried Trump was going to fuck them
>instead we strengthen ties

BUILD GUNDAM
MAKE JAPAN GREAT AGAIN

very impressive

Foreign Investment right. Investing for nothing? No investing for a return. Return comes from the USA economy. USA loses. Are you really that ignorant?

That's pretty cool. I'd like some NipBucks

Investment and economic growth, including FDI, are not zero sum.

w-we can all be friends, every good crew rolls four deep
>Japan
THE BRAINS
>America
THE MUSCLE
>UK
THE FACE
>Australia
WILDCAAAAARD

???

This is true, but again, why should the average American care? It doesn't affect him.

In fact, foreign competition increases the demand for labor and increases wages.

How does the koolaid taste?

ANYONE HAVE A FUCKING LINK?

WE GET JUUUUBS i need them jubs

this
think about it

AJAJAJAJAJAJA NEGRO PRESIDENT BTFO

The Japanese aren't currency-manipulating dicks, their idiot leaders just somehow thought that TPP would help them because their government has little to no idea how to fix their economy

>tfw this deal was determined before Trump was elected

>tfw Masa is playing Trump like a fiddle

>tfw you cucks will believe anything that confirms your biases

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>In fact, foreign competition increases the demand for labor and increases wages.
actually, "Free trade agreements" pits the exploited chinese worker against the american worker. china will always win. job will move overseas. that why trump got rid of the pan pacific pact.

are you retarded?

assuming the transaction is voluntary both parties ALWAYS benefit. perhaps one moreso than the other (i.e. paying chink kids pennies a day to work in your American Apparel sweatshop) but nonetheless both receive something they desire and didnt have prior

This, holy shit, my will to smug has just been gloriously renewed.
Japan has read all of Trump's books and wants to ride the crest of the capitalist tidal wave they see coming.
Softbank is just the beginning.

Wait, what does this even mean, really? Softbank is going to buy 50 billion worth of US Debt? Going to open shop in the US? What?

Like, all those things were likely shit Softbank would do anyway because its worth expanding into the biggest market in the world. What did Trump bring to the table?

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trans pacific pact

>Trumps red face
>Cheeky Japanese grin
>These two were drinking, possibly with strippers and weed shortly before this photo was taken

>Country of dumb exile prisoners
Congratulations your autistic

they were going to invest anyways and are just visiting trump in hopes of getting tax breaks or preferential treatment. trump is known to respond very well to personal visits, so they are trying to make it most likely that will happen.

see

>Are you really that ignorant?
You apparently are. Finance, investment, and wealth are not 0 sum games.

Softbank and other entities are establishing a $100B private equity fund focused on investment in tech. $50B of this is committed to investment in US companies, particularly start-ups.

Son stated that the prospect of lower regulations and a freer business environment were drivers for increasing this commitment.

i like where this is going

i'd watch this desu senpai

LOL
This os great for me n knowing trump its all going to new york, thts the feels good man sht

You know whats funny?

Obama did this!

can we take a moment to realize the boob job

when you cant put a point of argument you call me an autist.

meanwhile your country slips further into shitness.

He's investing in American tech?

That's...a bad idea. The American tech industry has been slowly defalting and not due to lack of funding. Quite the opposite, too many people invested in it and let a lot of bad businesses get big and sell off before facing any direct consequences. Investors are leaving tech because of how much they got burned.

Going into American tech now is like walking into a burning building.

>Cuckstralian in charge of financial investment and returns

lmfao no wonder mainland chinks and Singapore keeps fucking your economy over and over.

this is some abstract shitposting

>No drugs
>No smoking
>NO ALCOHOL
Now, I'm sure the Softbank guys were drinking, but Trump doesn't touch anything harder than a Diet Coke.

this
third time. no taker? 1% getting even richer remember.

Yes and no. There's a ton of private equity chasing start-ups and smaller players. Softbank already has substantial presence in firms like Sprint and Lyft. It really depends how they deploy the capital.

>1 million $ per job
>minimum wage
Nice shitposting m8

Hahahaha

7/10

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Im not seeing a boob job, looks pretty natural Brazil.

here, have some jew

I bet your a poo in the loo cunt that migrated to Australia. Do Australia a favor and go back to your shitfest country.

>America pilots the red one. It forms the body.

what return do you think the investors are expecting on their $50 billion investment?

>What did Trump bring to the table?
Nothing.
The 100b deal was decided before Trump was elected, he's trying to take credit and japan is giving credit because it benefits both parties' images. And the sheep believe the lies they want to, every time.

It just seems like a bad idea. Trump even pointed out how we're on a cusp on a bubble pop in that industry, and the evidence kind of lines up. I wouldn't invest in tech as long as the app movement is still in full swing. None of that shit is the kind of tech that goes places. Sure, Facebook, Twitter, etc. are popular, but they are money sinks. A lot of the tech boom was like that.

This is fucking terrible. Trump is selling out our country. So much for draining the swamp hahahahhaha

>When you don't want to make a mess, but you REALLY crave the feeling of wetting your panties.

X% annualized as a result of the increase in value of a purchased share of the equity in companies that themselves have increased in value. This value is either held on the books or realized by selling these shares in a secondary offering.

Wait, why am I replying to an Australian?

born here m8. not ingnorant like you american fucks. just look at the last year of election bullshit. fucken idiot the lot of youz.

I didn't say free trade. I said foreign competition.

>born here
chink confirmed

c-c-c-c-uccck

>all it took was shitposting on twitter to bully our trade partners into investing in America

This demonstrates how weak and utterly disgusting our past (((leaders))) have been

It doesn't create jobs as in employs 50k people for a year. It creates those jobs permanently. A position at a tech company would be worth far more than a $1,00,000 over 10 years with things like health insurance, 401k, FICA ect.

>OOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYY
>VEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY

so the ponzie pyramid scheme currently being run by the banks of the world especially in the USA.

Trump is racing against the bubble

I dunno guys... The deal says they putting money into America and hiring Americans... But this totally white country over here seems legit. Now I'm having doubts.

No, not really.

WE KANGZ

SHIIIIIIEEEEE

We cannot combine with just four players, we need a fifth one?

To be honest, if it's American tech, they're probably hiring wide variety of immigrants in addition to a few Americans.

Anyways, I'm done trying to educate you stupid fucks. No hope for youz.

If you want to learn a thing or two, watch this.

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>Russia
THE REDEEMED VILLAIN.

Anyone ever get nudes of this jew bitch? I got some fucked up tastes.

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HES ACTUALLY GOING TO MAKE ANIME GREAT AGAIN

ALL THIS FUCKING GUY DOES IS WIN

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That's enough, Paco.

> Born in Australia

mate, you're a chink by default.

Now, that's shitposting

DELETE THIS

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>mad as fuck we got that yellow investment
Stay beta lad.

Don't ever talk to me or my Finance Msc ever again

start photoshopping some leaders

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Sure, only at the cost of merging Sprint and T-mobile.

I sure do love monopolies! I'm so happy I have to spend outrageous amount of money on shitty phone service and a merge would only make things even shittier! Thanks Trump for making monopolies great again

Job pay too much money.
American gets that.
Japan lose money.

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>it probably would have happened anyway
>masa is kissing ass because trump is president
>IT'S MAGA FUCKING MAGA WE MAGA NOW

Maybe in the second season, to give the redemption arc more meaning. Like Cruz before the Amish no Kageyoshi.

NIPS YES

when can we induct Japan into the anti globalist alliance. I want kamikazes and samurai spirit on my side

>MFW liberals were bitching about the $7 million tax break Carrier got last week, and now Trump just got back $54 billion for the US government in one day

(cancelling $4 billion new Air Force One project, and the Japanese investment)

Hillcucks rekt 6 gorillian times over.

Japan trying to hide how stoked it is at being 'made' to maintain their own army again... with nuclear weapons