/risk/ - Brave New Rules Edition

Havent hosted in a while so I found a map I liked and made some quick edits.

Claim a nation to join.

The dutch are the saltiest people on earth. Anytime you see their flag on Sup Forums they are angry at America. The netherlands will never be as relevant as the U.S, China, or other European powers. Their "golden age" is represented by conquering what is now indonesia, an island country with hundreds of ethnic tribes, none of which have ever accomplished anything significant. As much as people laugh at France for being surrender-monkeys, remember that the Dutch are just a welcome mat in the eyes of Germany. Even the lost british and french empires have done everything 10 times better than you. You are dirt. No, you are less than dirt. You are the filth left on the bottom of a german soldiers boot. You ridicule all countries above you because you think that your words are worth something, that nations of all sizes which can trample you in an instant might hear your pathetic shrill all the way up on their world stage. Windmill niggers are the betas of western Europe. Kill yourself, but before you do that, tell everyone in your god-forsaken country to do the same.

Is this a bot?

Greece

Claiming russia

Thats two. Can we get two more to start?

bump for hope

Germany

Still accepting join in. Roll here

March our armies on Macedon, Kosovo, then Albania