I have millions more tweet impressions a month than you, cuck

I have millions more tweet impressions a month than you, cuck.


I have more followers than you, cuck.


What are you going to do about it, cuck?

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take steroids?

> tweet impressions

What's a tweet impression? Is it the same as a fb like?

t. Someone who literally has no social media accounts, experience or interest

Nothing, because twitter is beyond flaming faggot.

support my patreon

Just CHEER UP!

I am going to continue selling the services of my twitter bots to people who think that those numbers matter.

Makes wanna do trt

i have a neck.

do you?

The Primate Headstate
The Monkey Mentality
The Ape Attitude

It just means someone interacted with your account. Not necessarily a like. Basically he is implying its a measure of his exposure.

THIKTTH GORILLION MINDTHET

ITT: cucks getting called cucks and literally answering

I don't even have a twitter. I don't give a fuck.

Im going to not recreate scenes from the movie Nightcrawler using my own life about it!

Cheers bro.

Now I've just gotta figure out who this dude is.

>Woody Allen voice

The Simian Sentiment
The Chimp Choice

>GORILLION Mindset

No thanks Schlomo

The Baboon Mindframe

Idk probably burn your book

I DON'T WANT YOUR BOOKTH

The Primate Prerogative
The Gorilla Game
The Orangutan Honour

I'm going to fuck an Iranian in the ass

>I have millions more tweet impressions a month than you, cuck.

So, jewish pawn given attention by corporations thinks he's hot shit, eh?

Great job being subsidized by corperations, truely you earned all that fame on your own!

>I have more followers than you, cuck.

Bots, lol.

>What are you going to do about it, cuck?

Not look like an ape.

>inhales helium
>exhales a baboon

PICK UP THAT CAN

Bonobo Mindgames

I love this guy. Triggering fags since back in the day.

...

make fun of you on the internet:

you look like a tryhard faggot

The Silverback Strategy

>I-I have to draw you..

Fuck my wife

Why do we hate him?

rest my arm on your head and chuckle about how short guys have to try harder than the rest of us to get laid.

Lol this guy makes me laugh at him every time I hear what he says

Hes successful

We dont.

>I have millions more tweet impressions a month
Dude I don't even know what that means, go outside breh

>I have millions more tweet impressions
>I have more followers than you,

youtube.com/watch?v=LuKzt7p-MnM

What even are those?

>I have millions more tweet impressions a month
That sounds like faggot-speak.

Don't make me break out the navy seal copypasta, you poser.

It means your tweet appeared on someone's screen, even if they just scrolled past it without reading. People who spend too much time on Twitter take it as a sign of validation anyway.

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He can take it

fucking kek

what a nutcase

Because he is living a lie of being a "lawyer" when in reality he is just another new-media faggot piggybacking off of the Trump wave just like Milo and other attention and ego whores. Look into it, cernovich never passed the bar exam yet claims to be a "lawyer"

Ape Approach
Gorilla Goings
Lemur Lifestyle

>Alt-lite
>Only claim to fame is operating a generic pro-Trump twitter and writing a book no one has read

GORILLA MINDSET

Dude look like he use amphetamines for pre-workout

I am building my platforms and you will see

Why is the neck of his t shirt so large? Did he stretch it out?

You have to go back
>

Mandrill Mindframe

I HATH MILLIONTH MORE TWEETH IMPTHRETHHIONTH A MONTH THHHAN YOU KEK

I HATH MORE THOLLOWERTH THAN YOU KEK

WHATH ARE YOU GOING THO DO ABOUTH ITH KEK

>tfw too intelligent for baboon mindset

fucking kek

what kind of autism is this?

IM REALLY FEELING IT
THE CHIMPANZEE MINDFRAME
THE BABOON BRAINWAVE
THE MAMMAL MOOD
THE 6 GORILLION MINDSET

>Jew
>Backstabber
>Hates us
>BUY MY BOOK

Fuck off you fucking niggers

I laughed.

i have thekth with all kindth of hot thluth........... what are you faggot cuckth doing with your puthy liveth?

GUHWILLA MINDTHET

Whats it called again?

Revised version

Gorillion Mindset