>Many dumb shit gaijin ask us "why do you guys suck ameican cock so much?"(especially arrogant eurotards)
Come on. Being colony of US is not so bad.
We can enjoy freedom without communism
We can enjoy burger thanks to macdonald
We can watch Hollywood movie
we can drink coca cola
We can listen to nikki minaj
We can enroll in US graduate school if we want
thanks god I am not born in terrible countries such as balkan and russia.
I am so happy about Japan is colony of US
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>I like being a vassal because giverning your own country is for poor people.*
Fixed it.
>Romania
Do you envy status of US colony??? or something?
>roleplaying english teacher
That's kind of true though.
Since the japs (and germans) are pretty rich.
Its a shame we didn't occupy China too during WW2 so we could turn them into a good puppet state like Europe and you. A democratic asia would probably be amazing and really advanced and innovative.
>all things you could do without being a dog who likes the sole of his master's boot
> countries such as balkan
call me when you don't work on the ground floor and have consensual sex
>We can enjoy burger thanks to macdonald
those burgers are shit
fuck off English teacher
hey japan thanks for anime
t. the world
I am proud of being the colony of US.
>we can enjoy burger thanks to macdonald
>we can watch Hollywood movie
>we can drink coca cola
>We can listen to nikki minaj
>DO YOU ENVY US??
By all means, please take our crappy industrial food and music as well. It's only increasing the rate at which our society is degenerating.
Democratic republic, especially after the popularization of the internet, are a mistake.
The Romanians aren't worth anything. Their people are savages, gyps and the scum of the Earth. Romanians will always be jealous of our relationship with ally-chan.
But I like Romania and Romanian song!
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What use is living in a wealthy country when your entire culture forces you to endlessly work in a cubicle and you have no social skills to get laid?
A good laugh to start my day, thanks nip.
You're from bulgaria. How's being poor?
> implying the balkans are still living under communism
> american education
dear burger we live almost exactly like you
Pls just don't respond.
>capitalism = weath
Not being communist doesn't change the fact you are poor.
>we live almost exactly like you
I love Bulgaria and eastern Europe, I was there this summer for an extended vacation. However, you are honestly delusional or have never visited the USA if you believe this
You're not our colony you're our brother faggot. We're a strange nation because we develop strong bonds with our fiercest rivals. We help each other but don't fall from nationalism out of blind love for another country please. You are warriors and we will need you in the coming war.
Im guessing you visited sunny beach
Yeah if you don't live in one of the 3-4 major cities it's a shithole
But life in the city is very burgerlike
t.cucked us navy fatboy
Foreign ones are better, stricter quality control on lots of places
I was there for 5 weeks and spent 15 days in Sofia
>Bulgaria, center of commerce and cutting-edge technological R&D
Bulgaria is just a filthy backwater buffer country to keep the shitskins at bay. Slavs were slaves for a reason.
>Being this much of a goy
Get out of our colony
> country is poor = i'm poor
People that don't live in big cities/live in ghettos are poor
Other live pretty decent
tfw parents pay entire education in 1 month instead of 10 years
Fuck you riceniger!
Make the balkans great again!
>people respond to this
>people respond without sageing
>people respond as if op is actually japanese
cancer
Since the cost of education is a produce of demand, there mustn't be too many people in Bulgaria who want a education. Typical illiterate poor trash.
Good goy
>shitskins
The goverment is cucked like most EU countries
> cutting-edge technological R&D
I don't have to pay a small fortune for higher education and healthcare like you burger, so you can fuck off
Navy here. Our subs play a game where we try to get as close to your ships as possible without triggering battlestations
We literally have an overabundance of bachelors degrees you studentloan cuck
Post hand to prove jap
Ahahhaha Get nuked dumb weeb.
Jaoan is like a million times worse than Russia
>Many dumb shit foreignes ask us "why do you guys suck somalian cock so much?"(especially arrogant eurotards)
Come on. Being colony of Somalia is not so bad.
We can enjoy rape festivals
We can enjoy paying their welfare
We can go to mosque
we can grow beards and put burkas on everything
We can listen to the imam raping a goat
We can go to koran school in saudi arabia.
thanks god I am not born in terrible countries such as balkan and russia.
I am so happy about Sweden is colony of Somalia
Lel
>another lonely English teachers RP thread
I know a guy that actually looks like that
