You come home late form work

>you come home late form work
>you open the door
>see this
What do?

kiss that qt with glasses right on the mouth ^_^

I would too, but he's a Hilldawg, it would never work out between us. :[

>lean forward
>say "don't worry"
>just as they start to feel hope whisper - "you're fired"

>he
Stop giving leafs a bad name

*unzips dick*

Wait, are you saying that qt in the glasses is a girl?

I am just not assuming it's gender.

>bars in the background
Are they larping as the DNC in 2017?

Did you just assume it's gender?!

get on my pepe look and smile at them

I don't really care, I'm bisexual and just want to make sweet love to that androgynous mongoloid qt

this

Fuck you cocksucking faggot. Repent of your sin, repent for hating God. You are under delusion.

Fuck the darkest one in her ass

Solve all of their problems with my penis.

Are you actually seriously going to roleplay as a Christian evangelist on Sup Forums right now?

I sexually identify with the gender 3241331.
"Onion" cos they always cry afterwards

My gender is 'Velociraptor"

My pronouns are ALL "clever girl", or just humming the theme to Jurassic Park if that is easier

this guy probably doesn't even self-flagellate to separate himself from corporeal desire.
>repent, pagan

"Oh jeez, has Yang got the farts again? I told him to stay away from dairy"

me too, friend
good to meet a fellow traveller

>pagan
And why are you not worshiping the gods of your ancestors you fucking race traitor?

Sounds like someone is yearnin for a burnin.
CONFESS!!

You have forgotten your heritage, wayward son of Europa. Abandon this Semitic blood god and embrace the old gods of your ancestral lands.

I was going to say it but I saw he said it.

If you scoff, you just don't understand.
God's word is a cheat code to bliss that trumps anything you've known.

Tell God your sins and that you're sorry, and watch what happens.

EVEN MORE PRACTICAL. Ask God for Wisdom. God will never give you a quiet answer when you ask Him for Wisdom.

My ancestors are smiling at me, leaf. Can you say the same?

>falling for the Wisdom Jew
Protestant detected

Whip out my dick and do the three hot girls in the ass

Memes aside, if there really is a God, I'm guessing he doesn't care about other dudes giving me boners. Somehow I think an immortal omnipresent cosmic entity has bigger fish to fry. Besides I'm bisexual, so if it really is an issue, at least I'm getting it half right.

jesus, video games are getting better than porn... you win user. I am now a true Christian.

which ones are the 3 hot ones? glasses on left, girl with hand on face and white singlet?

kek what a fucking faggot

Kys anime fag.

and that's how you win a debate, kiddos...take notes

>triggered by anime
>on Sup Forums
Maybe this just isn't the right place for you.

Obviously the ones crying are the hot ones, given that they're crying.

kys anime fag

I wonder what they do when they see the 404 screen? Do they just close their eyes and REEEEEE?

Did you............ just assume his race ??? UMMMM

I btfo the chink and the paki, and the weird-looking girl in the lower part of the pic then i fuck white girls.

Gender assuming xhitfag!

Hello, Jamal.

I wonder how they end up here in the first place? Everyone knows this is the weeb capital of the internet.

please don't check my privilege, I am so sorry, I am just a poor marginalized velociraptor-gendered fellow traveler

If my name was Jamal, i would have beheaded the chink and raped the girls m8

kys anime fag

mm your tears are so delicious

kys anime fag

doubles... I guess I gotta do it

Girls i told you already that crying will just make it worse for all of us
Now, who wants the D

Puke from all the fish smell.

Whose playing? There are some of us who want you to repent, my son.

kys larpfag