/Auspol/:kys Melbourne edition

No longer just a dream, Victorians may be able to go and kill themselves finally

skynews.com.au/news/national/vic/2016/12/07/victoria-euthanasia-bill-likely-next-year.html

If my state was hell on a stick I'd probably ask to pass a similar law.

>t. tasmanian

Nothing of value lost

we had a referendum yesterday and it was unanimously decided that we were going to send all the asylum seekers and greenies to tas. I'd get out soon, make sure to get your 7 fingered kids and wife/sister packed and ready

Does anyone here want to give me a job?

I just looked through whoshiring to find a joke
it wasn't funny
you can become a cleaner or a delivery dude

Well suicide is the Australasians number 1 pastime

>assisted suicide
get it right

we can help you if you need a demonstration

>No longer just a dream, Victorians may be able to go and kill themselves finally
Us Victorians just are more closer to our European cousins. We have culture while the rest of Australia is stuck in the bogan pre-culture era. Ever guess why celebrities only visit Melbourne and not the rest of Australia? Its because the rest of Australia is uncultured bogan territory. Same reason celebrities don't go to southern US states. Also if you start an Australian thread you need to pay homage and give thinks to the First Nationers for their land

pine or oak?

hey mate I think I found you a job
the market will be booming next year