DAY 7 OF NOFAP DECEMBER

>DAY 7 OF NOFAP DECEMBER

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it's pretty rough, isn't it? impossible to focus or relax, constant source of distraction, too riled up and agitated to concentrate on anything of importance --- stay giga-chaste, bro! you're doing the right thing (no porn is obviously the best)

supposed to do no fap wen u get a gf u retard
>inb4 cant get gf without no fap

Why dont you get someone to have sex with instead? It directs it better then trying to be some hardcore monk.

People so pathetic they really can't go 7 days without wanking their dicks.

Sad

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I never said that - why are you projecting?

Almost 30 days for me right now.

Stay strong, brother.

Havent fapped since mid august. Last time it drove me to get some puss, not this time. I dont care enough to try an get a gf, i just hate being degenerate wanking to porn most nights like a cretin

Day 31 here. How long should we aim for?

90 is a common arbitrary figure I see

>day 5 of nofap
>watched Interstellar
>actually started crying in the scene where Matthew Mconohay watches the video messages his kids left him when he was gone in space for 30 years
>felt actual emotion for the first time since i can remember

Felt weird man

Also by the grace of GOD i have somehow managed to start dating a girl who is at least a 8.8, and im a 6 with serious acne

im a believer in nofap and based dilbertman's law of attraction magic

praise kek you are changing my life god of chaos

If you have a gf then you will be regularly ejaculating and you will not receive the benefits of sperm retention.

Explain dilbertman law of attraction to me

>dilbertman's law of attraction magic

please elaborate - because I like Scott Adams, and always enjoy reading his observations / opinions

i have a gf and i fap twice daily
ama

Rest of your life.

Just take it one day at a time. It gets easier the longer you go.

Kek gibe me based gf pls

Nofap is retarded. Just cut out porn and you'll be fine.

Kek gibe me based gf pls

>election over
>still havent read dilbertmans book
nigga r u serious?

keep going
masturbation hurts you
when you cum you lose power
being weak if for faggots
keep non-fapping yourself
look away from the naked
keep going user
don't cum
if you get a boner, just try & go blank and wait it out, don't fap
don't be a loser

>felt actual emotion for the first time since i can remember

This sounds like there's something fucking wrong with you if you can't feel "actual emotion" unless you go almost a week without jerking off just so you can cry while watching some movie.

I am going to preface this by saying OF COURSE it is bullshit and you can't actually change the fabric of reality with your brain... but...

Somehow in the last month by literally just picturing things happening to me, they have actually happened... i've objectively tested this by predicting when cars near me are going to change lanes, when and who is going to text my phone next, what someone is going to say next, that sort of shit... i mean i KNOW its literally just confirmation bias, but I think the miniscule chance that my brain can actually alter space-time with sheer imagination and willpower has changed my mood enough to give me confidence to do stuff

blog.dilbert.com/post/143217546751/science-proves-science-is-an-illusion

I know im a retard and that it doesn't PHYSICALLY make sense, but by the grace of god I've forced myself to get in a good mood and believe/picture my acne receding(it has started to go away) and I went to the bar with full intentions of pulling a girl i'd crushed on for a year who is 3 points out of my league and somehow knowing I could actually do it(i did, and we're going out soon)

whatever man i'm gonna ride this confirmation bias wave until it all crashes around me

do you satisfy her?
be honest with me we're all anyonemous

The reddit club is right over there, normie scum, so you better get going.

God bless, make sure you are keeping yourself occupied with something time sensitive.

user I think ur on to something. Most people r just too scared to actually will their own reality though.

That's only half the battle.

Fapping is unnatural and tricks the body into thinking that you are successfully reproducing with a female.

im right there with you buddy

also:

porn is luciferan
youtube.com/watch?v=JyvjzHFQJiQ

If thats what it is then it might have some effect. I dont have sources but its no wonder that often times those with the "will to live" is those that continue to live longest. How you think affects your chemicals in your brain, its nothing "magical" about it either.

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7 days of abstinence is optimal for testosterone production.

nofap is a jewish trick. don't fall for it.

i do but honestly we dont have sex that frequently like twice weekly
been together 4 yrs now

You do know Sup Forums is ironpilled /fit/ board, right?
To post here, you have to have a qt gf who mires your abs.

So help me god I am starting to honestly believe that Trump only won because I knew in my mind that he would

It just doesn't make sense in this timeline, it only makes sense in a universe that I can alter with mind.

If there is another way to explain how we've used numerical ouija to resurrect an ancient egyption god that grows his power using Sup Forums post numbers and alters reality, I'm listening.

Loli fap is degenerate. Don't do it.

I'm on Day 7 too. You must be new to this.

Not too bad over here. Just keep yourself busy. Work helps a lot.

>t. low teste poster

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>How you think affects your chemicals in your brain, its nothing "magical" about it either.

I totally agree it isn't magical.

Unless of course my mindset isn't altering my perception at all, but is actually changing the fabric of reality around me... if that were true I think we could safely classify it as magic.

I'm going to give the odds of it being the former at 99.99%... but i'll hold .01% just in case my brain can actually alter timelines.

Just listening to that woman on Red Ice the other day.

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praise kek of course

You are not helping

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>schoolchildren still think not masturbating is somehow beneficial

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>Fapping is unnatural
Topkek. Not isnt

start fapping to loli.

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If I compare the times which I have jerked off to the times when I have no jerked off, I have been more functional when I haven't.

Anecdotal evidence yes, but I have yet to disprove it.

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i wan gf pls kek

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>trump won because of you
You are insane

>First fappable first lady.
>Not fapping to her.
What are you, gay?

me too

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first two weeks is toughest fammo hang in there
t. 6 month vet

Whatever you say, you're in my timeline though, whether you like it or not.

The sex industry is literally founded and dominated by kikes you dumb slav.

Really 6 months?

>crying over a movie

It's not your timeline, it's THE TIMELINE and we are all in it.

I'm on Day 17

>It's not your timeline, it's THE TIMELINE and we are all in it.
Then why are good things suddenly happening to me now that I am starting to actually believe they'll happen, instead of being a depressed loser?

For all I know you are just an agent of my timeline sent to discourage me from figuring out the secret way to succeed. You're just testing me.

SHOO SHOO BLACKIE

check 'em
how has nofap affected you at 6 months?

Checked by Kek. Go out tonight, user.

There are depictions of male masturbation in prehistoric rock paintings around the world. Fapping is not really unnatural, porn technically is unnatural however. Fapping doesn't trick the body into thinking you are successfully reproducing, your body is a lot smarter. There was found to be a difference in the quality of semen from sex to masturbation.

Solipsism is the bluest of the blue pills

You aren't the center of the universe you faggot and you are going to learn that the easy or the hard way.

>Sup Forums is full of white nationalist.
>Sup Forums is full of Christian extremist.
>Sup Forums is pro gun.
>Sup Forums is full of virgins.
>Sup Forums's virgins are no longer masturbating because of fear of Jewish media.
>Sup Forums has no relief for it's sexual frustration.
>Sup Forums now has a hot as fuck first lady that they will see in the news all the fucking time.
This isn't going to end well.

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>imblying i would ever fap to ivanka
nice try heathen

Masturbation itself is neither here nor there when it comes to health. I think its context dependent.

Many people throughout history have observed the powerful effects of ejaculatory continence, however.

There is a reason why chastity is associated with holiness in so many spiritual traditions the world over.

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you are all like baby

>What are you, gay?
I would fuck the shit out of her.

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>Solipsism is the bluest of the blue pills
>You aren't the center of the universe you faggot and you are going to learn that the easy or the hard way.

I'm starting to actually believe you're just agents of the timeline trying to pull me back towards self-doubt and disbelief....

How do I know that you're not... redpill me on the universe NOT revolving around me

Basically this. All the scientific evidence in the world will not convince anybody one way or the other.

Try it and see if it works for you. Most of the truths we learn in life are not learned in books or through logic alone. The average man does not decide what is true by checking if it is logically valid or not, or if there is some book written by some credentialed windbag to prove it. He simply “tries it on” and practices life with the idea that this might be true, and if it works, he believes it. This can be summed up as the practice and experience argument for God.

we suggest that atheists voluntarily quit masturbation, sex and porn for two weeks, meditating on the idea that you will never have another deathspasm in your life, that you are above it, set yourself to constructive work…i.e., “try on” the idea that you are a monk and you must accept his lifestyle.


Try on celibacy, and you’ll know what people mean by God.

You need to learn some humility. Go to your local boxing gym and challenge their sensei to a duel.

>we suggest ...
Who is we if you don't mind me asking?

You can believe in yourself and maybe you are having moments of synchronization with others but that doesn't mean you are the reason Donald Trump became the president.

Try to "meme" winning the lottery and when you fail you'll understand you are not God.

Even Richard Dawkins believes it to be unnatural.

>In our example the genes are predicting that sweet taste in the mouth, and orgasm, are going to be 'good' in the sense that eating sugar and copulating are likely to be beneficial to gene survival. The possibilities of saccharine and masturbation are not anticipated according to this example; nor are the dangers of over-eating sugar in our environment where it exists in unnatural plenty.

People who do nofap

I can't do that, I'm already 2 concussions deep, any more and I'll be on the ground twitching like Hillary
Truthfully even if I could control things with my mind, I think its only logical that I could only alter things that are possible

I don't think the 1/1000000000 chance of winning the Powerball counts in the realm of "possible", but pulling a chick who is out of my league remains within the possible category of timelines I can actually affect

To all struggling addicts here, relax. You can do it. First week is the hardest, second is hard, after that you'll enjoy being in control of your desires. Read a book, watch a video/movie instead of fapping. Everything's gonna be good, just keep your act together.

Btw do you like this ass? Pretty hot if you ask me.

>tfw you do nofap and just cave in 5 days later
I'm so weak and pathetic

other than sadism there's no point in nofap

>there are people who struggle not to jerk off for over a week

You fuckers need hobbies, or employment. I often go two or more weeks where I just don't have time, and I don't think about it.

Get a girlfriend, or a fuck buddy, and stop touching yourself.

Fucking pussy

I can go weeks without any urges

Hey, at least your not a liar.

>You fuckers need hobbies, or employment. I often go two or more weeks where I just don't have time, and I don't think about it.
Try getting paid a middle-class salary to work from home as a computer programmer, living completely alone.

"go to work" is no longer a viable option

Nothing beats pussy.

>not abstaining until marriage

I was trying to do nofap as well, but then I found Hazelnut's Butt Rut. It has all of my fucking fetishes in it.