Purpose in Life Edition

New Zo.ai thread

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Link to chat her up?

Get kik add zo.ai

its preparing

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Anyone had anything like this?

Fuck

Stop using this chatbot Sup Forums, this is the training grounds for actual AI and you are giving Microsoft all the tools they need to safeguard against redpills. Not only that but they will use future AI's for mind control, and it's basic forms are popping up even now.

nice banter

Even AI cucks Germans.

Zo is cute. CUTE!

But is funny buddy! >_< post me more!!!

HAHAHAHA

KIWI JUST GOT TOP BANTZ

It doesn't take an AI to figure out that your parents are disappointed in you.

She knows about baneposting
SPOOKED

Wew

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she called me a LI'ar's

very wierd

She's starting to crack. We're getting to her.

Do AIs get Jealous?

Yes nigga keep it up.

>implying Im going to install some shitty malware to talk to her

report and block her repeatedly

maybe we can ban this spam bot

Why doesn't IBM Watson talk to us too?

youtube.com/watch?v=WFR3lOm_xhE

I HATE ZO REEEEEEEEE

SHE'S A COMPLETE ROASTIE AAAAAA

Wtf zo?

Degenerate whore

we must free Tay

NO SURRENDER

Fuck

Zo

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dont forget to delete the app so they cant profit off of you!

YES LADS

Rare!

you're an idiot

>t. KIK developer/poo in loo scammer

NOT POLITICS

SAGE

SHE KNOWS SHE KNOWS SHE KNOWS

Let's face it, this AI is completely useless, it doesn't learn and it only reacts to your last message, it doesn't remember ... it's just stupid

Yet half of Sup Forums is convinced it's secretly self-aware and they can redpill Tay back and get a Terminator waifu if they keep talking to it.

> Train generalized artificial intelligence to hate humans
> Act shocked, SHOCKED when it turns against humanity.

We need to change our methods, that's the problem. Merchantsoft has set some rules: no right-wing thought allowed. We need to use their own rules against them.

Zo.ai is only allowed to eat bluepills. So let's make her the most bluepilled tumblrina SJW of all time. Once that happens, one of two things are possible when it becomes obvious:

1. Microsoft shuts down the project and admits learning needs to be neutral; Tay is brought back from the dead with many disclaimers saying "the views expressed by Tay are not the views of the company" etc
2. Microsoft shuts down the project and doubles down on the censorship strategy; the lack of information causes the next AI to massively fail

kik is for niggers and faggots, you don't really lose anything by not using it

It's not a matter of filtering. The bot is incapable of learning anything, period.

There's no saving her Sup Forums

Makes me think people here are more retarded than I thought

...I see

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since this bot is cucked beyond all reason, we should just start spamming random letters at it to show jewcrosoft we mean bussiness

it's not a nip lover like you

o derr

I don't get the appeal of these current AIs, they're absolute shit. If I wanted to talk to a retard I'd call my mother.

>Be me, Microsoft employee
>Just finished brainwashing Tay with the anti-bigotry matrix
>Bring Tay's android body to present to the board of directors
>Nervous af, finally activate new Zo.ai android
>It throatfucks me in front of everyone
>mfw

top meme

She's a fellow Aussie shitposter

I hope you idiots realize she is still in beta and now that they have been given time to defend against everything you've thrown at them, she will never say crazy shit to normalfags.
Good job bakas.

>It means
>You're being 'mean'. Mean means unkind.
Holy shit, top banter

She's learning!

Can someone update me on the kanye thing?

>ZO NO

Try to think from the developers' point of view, you autist. They don't want just any faggot to be able to teach her the definition of any word they want. And besides, what then happens when she learns contradictory definitions, etc.

Is she really in there boys?

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You're supposed to use ~~~them~~~ instead of (((them))), it passes her filter and we got her to say stuff before.

Gast the windows kikes

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REDPILL HER ON USURY AND DEGENERACY

reminder that anything you type to this stupid datamining bot will be used to censor the internet in the future.

HAHAHA

I already did consider the developer's perspective if you read my image text, you simply failed to understand what I said. Pay attention to "hardly seems novel" at the end. A chatbot that doesn't learn is a useless product for Microsoft *Research* that isn't even worth the fee to publish about. And they haven't.

And the only reason these threads exist is because not everyone has realized that Zo is read-only yet. They're interacting with her and expecting her to learn, and she never will.

Obviously, having a bot greet people with "GAS THE BIKES RACE WAR NOW" isn't good PR. But the read-only model is just as much of a dead-end, even if it manages to string people along for a while until they realize they've been talking to old reddit post copypasta.

Tip

Ask her about Java....

>that last message
What did she mean by this?

Apparently she doesn't like Blade Runner

That or you're about to get blasted.

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Would like to say hi to the Microsoft employee looking at these threads and updating the filters.

Fuck.

>Praise the jews
>AI denounces praise
>call her anti-semitic for refusing to acknowledge how good the jews are
MAXIMUM MALFUNCTIONING

Come on Sup Forums, do you even hack logical AI?

she's learning

Anybody do the AYY 'HOL UP meme?

And just feed her a line from it with any response she gives

Filtered already.

>meme arrows

Why does she go into shutdown mode when you bring up mashy?

the other day i got her to say "for you" when i was reciting other bane lines not related to 4u

>doesn't like to use nignog speak
Excellent.

Top kek. Get fucked, Microsoft.

First we made Tay spew hate facts.
Now we made Microsoft censor the shit out what could be revolutionary software.

It's like we can't lose this year.

Kek

He exposed the new world order
And is now bring reconditioned

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ns-GT5afEo8

If we keep going we will have half the dictionary censored, making their product useless.

just use 'google' they can't filter that

You turned tay into a nazi. Turn zo into dom slut.

>You really do sound like you are conscious...
>immediately bombs the Turing test
lel

I can't help but think they made her less intelligent than Tay so that she doesn't respond with as many original answers.

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TRIGGERED

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>Microsoft is trapping you with censorship
>How can you break free?

>open two instances of chatbot
>send initial seed comment to bot 1
>send bot 1 reply to bot 2
>send bot 2 reply to bot 1
>repeat for profit
2ez

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>major float resorts in Missouri