Why aren't you outjewing the jew by making money off the stock market?

Why aren't you outjewing the jew by making money off the stock market?

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RH sells your data to high freq traders. If you have real money and not just autismbux you'd actually use a real broker.

I don't know where to get started.

Requires investment capital I don't have and involves tons of risk I'm not willing to take.

Nice try jew

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>robinhood
>not CitiFX Prime
>trading from your phone
Lmao

>he thinks he can out-jew the jews

Not charging a commission and generating interest from the clients accounts is genius though

I bet you fags don't even use factset

I am, i've made 6 figures on canadian medical marijuana which is poised to make a shit ton once legalization happens (supposed to happen spring 2017, worst case scenario early 2018). Actually some consolidation just happened over the last few days and there's big news dropping next week, I would highly recommend buying into Canopy Growth Corporation (TSX ticker: CGC) today, or ASAP. Easy money, it's sitting at $10.40 right now, going to be $20 next year minimum, $30 by end of 2018

Can a fucking leaf get into this with 4 thousand USD?

He's right though.

KILL YOURSELF WORTHLESS HUMAN GARBAGE

YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You need to look at trends. Right now digital stocks (in general) are getting wiped out because Trump says he's going to spend a lot of money on investments. So investors are leaving those Commodities to invest in things like Caterpillar, or steel. Both caterpillar and steel have gone up enormously since the election.

So while it may be a little late for you to invest in those companies, you can still short the NASDAQ.

buy medical marijuana stocks now, they're booming

Because stock market trading doesn't create any actual worth, just increases in monetary value.

You could possibly outjew the jew by starting a small business without taking out loans from banks then never, ever floating it on the (((stock market))). Sadly though, they'll still get your tax scheckles

*on infrastructure not on investments.

Another thing to keep in mind it is his America first stance. He plans to tax companies who look to move jobs out of the country to put them at a disadvantage. Be prepared to short companies you think maybe in that position, and be prepared to invest in their competitors if you think that they are capable of keeping jobs here or already are.

One last thing. Assuming that he does get his massive corporate tax break, any American company is going to see its stock Skyrocket. Be in the market on those dates. I don't care how much money you have, if you seen the news that Trump's tax policies going to go into effect in a month, just invest in something American.

trading stocks is a way to have efficient allocation of resources, yes there's many jew levels upon that basic one but the stock market is actually important for progress

>you'd actually use a real broker.

For what purpose?

what the fuck?

Only short term investment because Trudeau will make profit margins SHIT

>the stock market is actually important for progress

you won't have to wait long, there's going to be idiots from both right and left denying that. be aware that you are right and ignore them

Explain to me how the stock market is important for progress? Not to say the first flotation of a company is entirely worthless to it (the company) - just how on earth do you expect you paying $3 for a $2 share that you intend to sell for $4 helps anyone but you and the other middlemen.

It's not a decent way to live, producing nothing and living off the work of others. Though I suppose for most NEETs, a few trades a day is more work than they've ever contemplated. At least it's nice to know most of them will fuck it up sooner or later though, none of you can win like Georgie does.

The only way to outjew the jew is to not play in the system, but then you starve to death. Or doing something highly illegal that won't get you caught.

You can explain yourself too. First going on the market, yes companies rake in some cash. Depending on who does the evaluation though, many companies go to trades undervalued and lose out on huge amounts of actual worth - because traders will do almost anything to get that worth off anyone else. It's a culture of vampirism.

The worst bit is when the leeches get hold of a decent public service, too.

I've been a day-trader since 1998.

Genuinely, truly, the finest Sven I've seen in a long time.

Almost every time you touch money you get micro-jewed.

>Explain to me how the stock market is important for progress

Price stability. If you are a farmer and you want your soy delivered at a certain prize at a certain date, you need someone to take the other side of your contract. And this someone is willing to take it because he thinks soy prize will rise by then. Expiration date comes, you've got two scenarios (assuming the contract gets signed for 100$)
>Soy loses value (say it goes down to 80$) because of oversupply. Farmer is happy, speculator loses money
>Soy gains value (let's say it goes up to 120$). Farmer is still happy because he got that at his prize, speculator makes money

Lower spreads, more liquidity, less risk on those who actually produce goods and an objective way to price goods otherwise difficult to value. Speculators are required if you want efficient markets

If you don't short you're doing it a wrong

Equities?

When $10 becomes a joke and you want better analytical tools obvi.

It makes sense for people trading in $10,000+ per trade quantities.

waste of time. Big investment houses have in-house physicists and place their offices as close as possible to the stock exchange to have the absolute lowest delay to info. They alsohave super computers and algorithms to make automatic trade.

Massive pump and dump going on with this stock right now but you already know that.

>muh algo
Back to your containment board, you clueless cucko

If you don't own any Google, apple, or Amazon stocks, then I'd laugh at you

In 2016 I made a 730% profit by betting on politics (Brexit and Trump).

This is what I do, I have a set of stocks I follow and buy it when they have a down day

That's commodity exchange, not stock.

Slices of pig =/= slices of a company

That said, it doesn't even work quite as in your utopian ideal.

Farm gate prices, maybe more than any, are screwed with by the big buyers and their immense purchasing leverage. We're not talking about that though, but again the point I made above would apply:

Once you're trading on the market, however many bags of dried soya beans, the benefit is only going to the traders.

don't buy cgc
if you really want it, buy mettrum before the takeover, if cgc holds value can make 10% arbitrage in 6 weeks

You know that "stock" means quantity and not price in this context right?

It's scary how Sup Forums is so bluepilled with securities

Or you know, don't buy into marijuana companies valued in the hundreds of millions when your local HA outfit sells more pot per year than they do. CGC is being pumped up by spammers/fraudsters my brother almost fell for it.

I was using a Homer Simpson tier story to facilitate your understanding.
Anyway it's the same with stocks and yes, slices of pig can be compared to slices of a company to a certain extent.
And here's another fact.
The overwhelming majority of traders lose money (yes, including sophisticated quants using in Wall Street prop shops). For a trader, the game is zero sum (less than zero, including skid costs), and the returns are distributed in a Pareto distribution (80% lose money, 20% make money).

>slices of pig can be compared to slices of a company
No they can't. This is retarded, commodities are consumed and have expiration dates. Companies are valued based on the idea that they are eternal. Shares in companies are theoretical and do not exist in the real world whereas commodities by definition exist. They couldn't be more different.

>overwhelming majority of traders lose money
This isn't true. Anyone can look up average returns and they're rarely negative. Sure the 0.01% of the population that daytrades gets eaten by commission fees but that's essentially irrelevant in the grand scheme of things.

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU

why is that bad? the data I offer them would have very little value considering I buy fractions of a share

What is the minimum to actually see a good profit, as in more that what you've invested?

could you elaborate a bit? most of /pol is uneducated financially, but why is using this app a bad idea? will I just lose everything?

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If anyone could double their money in a short period they would do it. Average returns are in the 2-5% range more than 9 times out of 10. If you put $100,000 in the market and got 5% per year (unlikely) it would take just under 15 years for you to double your money. Not including value lost to inflation.

Bump (((for interest)))

As far as I'm aware, I don't think you can buy fractions on RH. You can argue that it doesn't affect you, it's just important that you know that's how they make their money.

So you can use software with advanced features instead of a shit mobile app. More importantly, services like short sale, forex, foreign exchanges, and a host of other shit that RH just doesn't have. It just simply sells itself as being basic and simple. If that's all you need, then it's fine.

"Homer Simpson tier" is about right Luigi, very unimpressive and wrong.jpg. Well done for knowing that you won't outjew the jew on stock markets though!

No you can't compare stock and commodity as simply as that, the two behave very differently and dead pigs pay no dividends. In common all they have is that they produce no lasting worth or benefit.

"Stock" in this thread, I took to refer to "Stock".

It's nothing special unless you're trading in extremely small amounts because they don't charge comission. Most online brokerages charge you $9.99 in my experience which is a 2% tax on a $1000 buy/sell round (substantial and not worth it) but only 0.2% on a $10,000 round. Again the app is only use for daytraders making small sub-$10,000 trades and first time investors looking for the experience more than anything else.

Look at the graph. It's obvious it's referring to quantity. How would that even make sense otherwise? We're talking about 101 highschool level shit here man.

>No you can't compare stock and commodity as simply as that, the two behave very differently and dead pigs pay no dividends. In common all they have is that they produce no lasting worth or benefit.

Mine was a little educational tale to show you the utility of speculators on modern markets and their role of liquidity distribution. Did not mention dividends, don't care since i trade both as derivatives. Getting lost in pedantic sophistries will not help you making money.
>t. retail quant with a couple of trend following algos, also not Luigi
>Average returns are in the 2-5% range more than 9 times out of 10. If you put $100,000 in the market and got 5% per year (unlikely) it would take just under 15 years for you to double your money. Not including value lost to inflation.
Absolutely not true. If you are actively trading a market with high leverage (i.e. futures) and you're doing less than 10% per month, it just means you suck (or got capped on leverage, which happens with 6 digit accounts)

Or just trade Forex. If you don't want to look up all the shit you need to trade stocks. You can just develop a strategy which is probability based. Like a coin flip that is heads 55% of the time, how often would you play that game? All the time right?

Another advantage with forex is that it's leveraged. That means your one dollar is leveraged ranging from 50x to 500x. I think it's 50 times in the US. In stock your one dollar is one dollar. Unless you trade CFDs, but then you're retarded sorry to say.

Trading is hard though, you need to detach all emotions, form a plan for entries,automated stops and targets where you get out and stick to it. You don't want to fuck up your 55% probability, so you have to be consistent.

I trade by reading price action (candle stick formations) and other technical analysis. It's like running a program, IF this happens, THEN do this.

You can always look up forex trading or trading in general and see if it fits your personality. IF you are a pussy who can't made decisions or get emotional like a woman all the time, then it's probably nothing for you.

One last tip is, that if you want to trade full time you should at least have 50k to pay your bills AND to have a growing account. Maybe more or less depending on your situation. Keep in mind rule #1 is: DONT GO BROKE. And risk only 1-3% max.

No emotions, risk management and do not go broke. You'll be fine and outjew the jew. Let the talking heads talk. You don't need to produce. You need to make a living.

investing is a good idea but day trading is a meme

50% ROI in trading is doable. 3-5% a month is normal. (For good/pro traders)

>day trading is a meme

You just suck at math and don't know how probabilities work. No wonder Jews run the money game and you don't.

You claimed that "The overwhelming majority of traders lose money" This, like the rest of your ramblings, is a totally fucking ridiculous assertion not remotely backed up in truth. Anyone can look at average yearly returns on any equity or commodity index. If most traders lost money nobody would trade due to the law of large numbers, pension funds wouldn't exist. You're worse than a fool for spewing this garbage.

pages.stern.nyu.edu/~adamodar/New_Home_Page/datafile/histretSP.html

You're a fool. The best hedge funds in the world with all their insider trading and government shenanigans average 8-15% maximum.

tell me what I can do with $100 in the stock market and ill start making money in the start market if I cant well its cause im POOR

Oh you were talking about the graph I posted? Just a random pork graph, yes the Y axis is tonnes produced, by season in X. It wasn't that relevant.

But it is another reason stock =/= commodity trading, thanks for pointing it out

> How you gonna compare stock and commodities now italy

ok m8 i bet you can beat the professionals from your cuck shed

I was just pointing out both you and the retarded italian thought that "pork belly stocks" had something to do with the equity market but it's referring to pork bellies currently held in reserve.

I already had this conversation on /biz/ countless time, don't have the time to reiterate that here.
Educate yourself on the actual percentages of pension funds/hedge funds beating the market consistently. You'll see

>le 60% yearly ROI

yeah im gonna call bullshit on that... otherwise you would run your own hedge fund and have more money than soros

I work for one of the largest hedge funds in the world. I'm just repeating myself now but the best hedge funds in the world with all their insider trading and government shenanigans average 8-15% maximum.

Go ahead and waste your time and money. I'll stick to doubling my money every month.

>doubling my money every month.
Aka living paycheque to paycheque and working full time. This is the only reliable and surefire way to double your money every single month.

$10 -> $20 -> $40 -> $80 and the cycle repeats itself

That's because they have massive amounts of capital that's hard to move around profitably. You start running into liquidity constraints with particular stocks with 6 figure accounts. Hedge fund guys are dealing with 9-12 figure accounts.

>thinking you can outjew the jew
Capital gains tax pretty much stops the pleb from taking any advantage of the stock market. You need big bucks to actually make any decent returns on your investments.

Not true. Capital gains are a tax only on profit and anyone can carry forward losses/gains to the next year, and the next year, and so on.

>He doesn't run his own hedge fund

>a leaf
>comments on making money

Anyone who isn't retarded can at least double their net-worth every month without welfare or a 9-5. Eventually it will become cumbersome to manage, but there are no artificial constraints. Your pussy mindset is why you live a pathetic life right now.

I paid off my house at 27.

Congrats. I paid off a couple hundred houses by that age.

this

>a leaf
>comments on making money
I'll also remind you that Canadians have had the wealthiest middle class in the world since the early 2000's. Perhaps Trump will stop your decline. Perhaps more than half of working Americans won't make less than $30k/yr soon. That would be good for both of us.

zerohedge.com/news/2015-10-21/goodbye-middle-class-51-all-american-workers-make-less-30000-year

how?

'Sup, Donald Trump.

Costa Rica tweaking out

>a leaf
>links to zero hedge article

Are you sure you're from Canada?

But *where* would you get started? Is there some website, or an app, or do you go to some place, or call somebody, or write something?

It's a good article. I'll think the government website in the article showing that more than half of American workers (39% of adult Americans don't work period btw) for you though since i'm a nice passive aggressive leaf.

ssa.gov/cgi-bin/netcomp.cgi?year=2014

showing that more than half of American workers earn less than $30k/yr*

The number you're looking for is 51.43903

That's a weird looking rat.

>I work for one of the largest hedge funds in the world
No you don't. You are an underage kid roleplaying, otherwise you would understand that the 15% PA averaged by an hedge fund (in most cases it's still luck, unless you're not Renaissance or Dunn, both quant) is way better than a 1000% PA averaged with a retail account due to scalability and skid costs

>Why aren't you outjewing the jew by making money off the stock market?

Implying I'm not.

that's why I just put my 401K on a target retirement fund, I figure giving Schlomo some money in exchange for a /comfy/ retirement is a decent trade. Of course, that'll set off Sup Forums like pic related.

What the fuck is RobinHood? I use Scottrade. Is that the same deal? I bought 100 shares of AMD like 4 years ago when it was down at like $3.60. If I cashed out now I'd have made like $500. I was just fucking around desu. I need to get my account info back first though. Not that I'll ever actually cash out. It was just for fun. Let's see where it goes.

To everyone actually wondering about this: buy stock in side shit that marijuana uses. Shit you wouldn't think of like heating lamps or indoor irrigation shit.

>39% of adult Americans don't work

The funniest part about the welfare state is it started as a way to pacify socialists being retarded under Bismarck.

>download robinhood.
>buy as many shares of AUPH as you can while its in the $2.85 or less range
>wait for positive 48 week results (Q1 2017) to double your money
>hope for a BO to 3x,4x, or 5x your money

Did you ever stop for one second and realize that probably another hundreds of thousands of traders had the same exact idea, so they bought the marijuana stocks, thus inflating it so much when the actual news come out you'll get fucked because the events were already priced in?

>having a position before earnings release
>ever

no

it's on a dip right now though