>PEOPLE THOUGHT THE MCMAHON PICK WAS A MEME
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PEOPLE THOUGHT THE MCMAHON PICK WAS A MEME
EVERYBODY WHO WANTS TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN GIMME A HELL YEAH
HE'LL YEAH
Vince should be Sec State 2bh
HELL YEAH
PUT BIG BUSINESS IN A FUCKING HEADLOCK AND THROW A STONE COLD STUNNER ON THEM!
M A D M A N
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GET THIS ENTIRE CARNIE FAMILY INTO THE WHITE HOUSE
I don't know anything about her. Will she be good in the position?
Reminder that Trump is the only president to be in a WWE pay per view match.
Also is anyone here unironically into wrestling? Neville is my wrestlefu.
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
AHAHAHAHAHA I'M FUCKING DYING
IS THIS REAL LIFE
NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE
YOU GET A CABINET POSITION AND YOU GET A CABINET POSITION AND YOU
Seconded. I don't fucking know how to interpret this in terms of actual policy.
ITS 425 IN THE AFTERNOON AND IM SHOTGUNNING COORS LIGHTS HELL YEAH
What?!? J.R., did you hear that?!?!
Whell I'll tellhua whut, that was the most electrifying cabinet pick in WWF history.
>glass shatters, stone cold's theme begins playing
Vince McMahon is a great dude. High energy. You'll love him.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YESSSSSSSS
Best timeline
IT'S REAL
GOD AS MY WITNESS HE IS BROKEN IN HALF
>Also is anyone here unironically into wrestling?
We have boards like /asp/
haven't been watching since the new brand split, too many manlets and fatasses
He's actually fucking based but idk about his wife. We've all seen what happens when a famous person's wife gets involved with politics.
holy shit
this timeline is getting better and better
Asp is one of the worst boards on the internet
Same. Gave up after SummerSlam
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lmao
I take it's filled with bluepilled libs?
>mfw I realize the President-elect thinks so bigly, he thinks the billion dollar WWE is a small business
Fucking 12D Chess right here. Swamp officially drained
That Senate confirmation hearing is going to be so fucking entertaining.
also what happened to the actual storylines now it's all boring competition nigga if i wanted to see that i'd watch sports
i bet (((they)) will be playing the vids of vince making out with trish in front of linda and making her bark like a dog
>it's fucking real
HOLEEEEEEEE
SHEEEEEIIITTT
AND HER ASSISTANT'S NAME IS IS JOOOOHN CEEEENA
>memhorns.wav
Jesus fucking Christ. The WWE fags on /asp/ are going to shit their pants.
Is Huckabee based or is he a cuckabee?
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You realize the future of America was decided by mandrama fans.
IS THIS ATTITUDE ERA WHITE HOUSE?
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thread theme
Better than niggers
>Asp is one of the worst boards on the internet
SEETHING
No, they hate women's wrestling, but it's full of tripfags and horrible unfunny shitposting that has to be coming from 12 year olds.
Trump continues to grab America by the pussy.
BASED BIG DOG WORKING THE SMARKS
>post yfw wrestling is real
youtube.com
HE SHOULDA PUT STEPHANIE IN THERE
THEN HER AND IVANKA WOULD GET ON CAM AND DO SEX SHOWS TO UHH, PROMOTE THE SBA
SOMEONE POST THE FULL VINCE GIF PLS
YOU KNOW THE ONE
Ya need ta gain height ya lil manlet nerd I can virtual guarantee ya under 5'7
i-is this real?
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lol it's just another smark. He probably likes deanetty like carter
hell yeah!
best timeline
BEGGING you to seek sunlight.
18+
this is amazing, best decision of my life was to vote for trump
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get a clue
Going to have to get WM just because big Bill is back.
>people unironically browse /asp/ over /wooo/
Literally idiocracy
I'm on my phone. Seek sunlight
I wouldn't doubt it.
Trump can recognize capability.
BAH GAWD DONALD J. TRUMP IS GONNA DO IT
HES GONNA MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
based as fuck
>Linda
Your underage is showing, Sup Forums. Linda is a fucking retard and has failed every time she gets into politics since the 90s.
>Trump can recognize capability
Do you have any evidence to back this up?
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Hulk Hogan for secretary of defense when?
I TELL YOU WHAT BROTHER, WHEN THOSE FUCKING COMMIES TRY TO INTIMIDATE US BROTHER, I'LL PERSONALLY FLY OVER TO CHINA AND GIVE THOSE RED SONS OF BITCHES THE BIG BOOT AND GIVE THEM A TASTE OF THESE 24 INCH PYTHONS JACK
WHEN IT COMES CRASHIN DOWN AND IT HURTS INSIIIIIIIIIIDE
S-stop ganging up on me you bullies! I love Rusev and Scott Steiner and I abhor Romanetty, Deanetty, and Sethetty
True I do love the based Jew Goldberg I watched him kill Bork at a friends, gotta do that for any show with based Bill
Everything rustling related has failed since the 90s
except in this glorious new timeline where rustling is making an international comeback unlike anything ever seen before
He picked the right people to help him get this far despite all odds against him.
HAH!
/wew/ is an sjw shitshow run by that paedo-leaf Kirt and his dumb wife.
It's beautiful isn't it? My only slight regret is I had planned on doing a government internship over the summer and he's doing a hiring freeze :(
I love this old timey Cold War era sense of humor.
>you now realize this is all a build up to the 2024 John Cena VS Broken Matt Hardy Election
Vince has some badass interviews
>phoneposter
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This timeline
NO CHANCE
NO CHANCE IN HELL
>Globalization is important...
WHAT!!!
>Businesses should be open to...
WHAT!!!
>Global...
WHAT!!!
>Busi...
WHAT!!!
>MCMAHON AND MAD DOG
Are we in Heaven Boys?
Kek I got Worked
my sides
Fuck, I love Matt but you just know Senor Benjamin will convince him to break the wall down.
short of Vince himself, is there anyone he could have picked for a more memeworthy timeline? I'm drawing a blank.
NO BRAKES
WHO CAN PREDICT THE NEXT MOVE
NOBODY
based
thicc
Hulks been redpilled long ago
Is Trump going to make wrestling real again?
And here I was thinking suicide was an option!
Killary going to Jail and Soros will die by the end of the year i think
The line between memes and real life is getting thinner by the day.
Actually a really good pick. She has 50 years of experience building a very successful brand from the ground up.
WWE TV-14 AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO MORE BOOMAN REIGNS OR DEANITTY
i guess this means wrestling ain't goin back to showin titties and blood anytime soon