How do you get laid with a millenial?

They are so asexual... is there a trick or something?

Be handsome, rich or famous.

charisma. wit. girls demand it therefore we must train these skills.

>millennials are asexual

I think you're just being left behind friend

Well the first challenge is to make sure you've actually selected a female and not a genderqueerfluidist whatever.

Get them drunk or high. What are you, stupid?

Get on a serious work out plan for about 6 months, go out more, stop being an edgy shit.


Seriously, that's it.

>how to fuck a millennial 101
Its really easy. Just be charismatic and lead the conversation.
Notice her body language, if her legs are pointing in the opposite direction, *you are doing something wrong and you should change tactics.
If the mood is good, try to lean in slowly and see if she looks at your lips.
If he does, go for it.

Argue her into bed. It works.

Also, if you just straight up say 'I'm going to fuck you later'.

t. autist

>If he does, go for it.
>he
Freudian slip?

Rape them, not only do they deserve it but they love it too

Haha she*, nice typo tough

convert to islam
claim refugee status in europe, preferably sweden
rape

Wew

>they are asexual

Is this the "I have autism AMA" thread?

Are they really asexuell? To be honest, I do not have any idea. Are they everywhere like that?

I imagine all you Euro poor must learn some nerdy native ancient heritage dance while wearing the gayest outfit in every god damn color ever

or try your new custom, and by that I mean rape and murder

Grab them by the pussy

asexual? they are the sluttiest generation so far. its normal for 12 year olds to be fucking each other nowadays. op you sound like a fucking sperg

HOW ARE YOU HERE PLEASE GET OFF QUICK THEY ARE ALREADY ON THEIR WAY TO GET YOU FUCK MAN WHAT DID YOU DO??

Sup China. How did you get around the wall?

>Sup China. How did you get around the wall?
Because he is famous... that's why he can grab em by the pussy, because they will let him do it, they will let him do anything.

nice digits, tho

>Get them to let their guard down
>Text bullshit
>Take them out drinking, flirt subtly but don't make a move for a while
>Eventually the night will come where pussy is guaranteed
>Get them in bed and indulge the domination fantasies their low self-esteem has created

Worked 3 times for me, 1 became long-term. It's not hard

If you come off as -really- submissive they'll jump your bones and try to bully you and shit. maybe I just have the right facial aesthetics/autism combo idk

become a chad

just say things you used to say.
Mean it though, don't limp into it.
Just be Duke Nukem and if you fail, say fuck it, at least you tried.

"Id love to peel the pants off that ass"

Treat women like they don't matter if you want their attention.

>Implies millenials are asexual
>Millenials
>Asexual

The most number of chicks I've banged are millenials.

I think you're just awkward and ugly.

Just be yourself :^)

Literally rape.

Cuck culture has gone way too far