Who here genuinely believes in Kek thanks to Sup Forums

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I..I think i might. I wrote it off at first, but it just kept happening. The gets, the happenings, everything.

We all follow in shadow of our lord KEK, praise him and he will grant us happenings

That's ridiculous, we live in a Rational Age for Rational people.

Science is just Magic that works. Kek is just a conformational bias


Praise him

thank you.

85% of frequent Sup Forums posters are right wing folks
the majority of gets will naturally be pro-Trump and pro right wing

it's just manifest confirmation bias

REPENT SACRENS

PRAISE KEK!

MAY HE MAKE OUR WISHES COME TRUE!

Like any religion, it's only power is from the amount of support he recieves. He seems like fun, so I might as well support him.

I believe in Kek too.

I hope my gets come true.

I hope we can get more people to worship Kek.

BUMP

I was doubtful at first, but once you see the gets, the meme magic, the signs...you come to worship His Holy Majesty Kek, praise His name

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Kek is real.

I have studied Philosophy (and a bit of religious movements). I have never seen a religion gaining so much moment over a such short period of time worldwide. Praise Kek!

If you're going to worship Kek, you must recognize the rest of the gods of the Ogdoad. Why leave them out?

Nice double gets.

KEK IS HERE!

HE WILL MAKE OUR WISHES COME TRUE!

PRAISE KEK!

i wish more people would have checked my post

Praise kek!

I think this guy does

How can anyone deny Kek's might anymore?

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Kek is a prime example of how religions are created and the ties to manipulating reality through collective thought. Our lord exists as an entity unto himself because of our joined belief and he guides events based on the power of our will

kek is in this thread worship him and fear his wrath

Whenever I don't expect it, I get digis.

It's very difficult to ignore, and embracing chaos just seems normal.

I'm down with kek.

KEK is a joke but the Pepe memes helped synchronize minds to accomplish a goal that I wanted, which was to elect Trump, so it's okay with me.

Indeed.

>dubs
That's some Gurren Lagann shit right there.

PRAISE.

When we were at our darkest amidst ourselves in chaos posting on these boards it wasn't Jesus or Moloch who sought us out. Who understood our deepest desires. Our need to laugh since our sense of humor was our most guarded aspect. Our need for happenings and a world of chaos (and so we must trust a better one). Our desire for the darkness of anonymity. To have our words be veiled not in our name for attention or points but for the value of our words.

Kek has been with us for over a decade and now he has come to repay us who were his most devout and beloved followers. He did not need us to import niggers to convert to his religion nor to rape children in a pizza shop. The only thing Kek has ever wanted from us was for we to live as we have.

Remember to praise him everyday since he is the only thing that has not thrown us astride.

Praise KEK

Shadilay brothers!

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PRAISE KEK! WE WORSHIP YOU!

MAY OUR DREAMS AND HOPES COME TRUE!

Praise Kek!

Muh digits buleef.

YOUR DIGITS ARE TRUE!

MAY DREAMS COME TRUE!

i praised kek once for strength and he brought it.

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funny isn't it

I praised a speedlimit sign today for being 55mph

Checkaroony

SHADILAY BROTHERS

>when you are blessed with repeating numbers but no one checks
Noice

praise kek

Meme magic is real

Witnessed & Praised

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Praise Kek

Went from being atheist before the election, to believing in Kek after all that happened this year

>late 2015
>start believing in Kek and His prophet Trump
>since then the following has happened
>finally graduated college
>got a great job in spite of my shit degree, shit GPA and lack of connections
>got a qt gf who supports Trump
>liberals on suicide watch thanks to Trump
>America is becoming great again

Praise Kek

Kek = confirmation bias

if singles Moloch is real and kek is only a god for babymen

BELIEVE OR BURN

This thread is now a Kek shrine. Praise kek

If you believe hard enough then KEK will grant you the digits if you are worthy.

This thread is now a Kek shrine. Praise kek

Praise Kek.

Welp, Shadilay!

PRAISE KEK

LET IT BE KNOWN
PRAISE KEK

PRAISE

SHADILAY

Lefucku

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KEK IS REAL

PRAISE THE FROG GOD

>Digits

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>When Kek wills it is set in stone
>Everything Kek willed has come to fruition
>People still deny his magic in the face of evidence and choose to believe it's confirmation bias and (((pure coincidence)))

Fools. The non-believers shall be smoten by benevolent Lord Kek.

kek is no less real than any other god.

he as well may be, but he is not as powerful as God
but he is very efficient

Kek shmek

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Does one belief in chaos?

Kek is a demon
Praise Jesus

Repent

I repent

Praise kek!

praise kek!

The end is near.

youtube.com/watch?v=KaWIbxVj734

Had a dream, it was about a man walking in the desert with chains around his wrists and ankle.
The man looked up to the sky and said " Chaos binds me now, and the will of man may harm me no longer". At which the chains broke and the mark of kek was burned over the mans hart.
When the voice of Kek then spoke "WALK THE DUNES AND YOU WILL FIND THE PRESCIENCE ONE."
then I woke up

Praise Kek

this is madness. Honestly don't know what to expect now.
From now on lads, anything is possible til the end.
Don't fuck it up, heathens

Me desu

Praise be unto Kek

GF left me kek save me

Give thanks to the green one

Kek truly is great.

Can't role to save what we had, kek save us please

Has reality completely broken down?

It has been fixed up

are you me

no hes not

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No God but Kek, and Pepe is his prophet

Praise Kekamut. Shadilay brothers

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>If you're going to worship Kek, you must recognize the rest of the gods of the Ogdoad. Why leave them out?
Nope just kek

>I have never seen a religion gaining so much moment over a such short period of time worldwide. Praise Kek!

I joined a Kek Facebook group about a month ago and it had 50 or so members and now it has over 20,000. This is the first religion born online and the first one to spread in different geographic areas of the world simultaneously.

I designed this flag for the group and I earnestly believe it will one day be planted on Mars.

I agree, Kek is not a solitary God like Jehovah, but within a pantheon of 8, and as such is only one aspect of chaos.

right here buddy.

So walk the dunes you fucking retard.

Kek is the embodiment of primordial chaos, thus existed before the "creator" god

>You turn to face the frog god
>You gaze into Kek's eyes
>The frog god's great green belly expands and deflates, creating an incredibly soothing bass heavy rhythm
>You are now in Kek's trance

What do you ask he who croaks?

Kek is a deity from ancient Egypt of course I believe in him.