What do?

*Knocks door
Hello sir!

We have a bloody order to confiscate your Pc in order to look for Racist and Neo-Nazi propaganda

I don't own a PC, sir. I only have this pile of plastic and metal I keep next to the hammer on my desk.

make them coffee and start telling them about the jews

This situation is precisely why I own a cylindrical SSD.

buy a rare earth magnet ($20)
one swipe and the shit is fucked (HD)
no obvious "intent" to destroy evidence

fucking noobs

>They find the Furry pics

You're outside your jurisdiction.
Then I slam the door

Have ur right-wing PD friend call u b4 it goes down dickhead

>SLAM DOOR
>DELETE EVERYTHING BEFORE THEY BREAK IT DOWN

you wont be able to overwrite it anyway

>not microwaving your hard drive

baka

Shoot the... oh wait I'm a Bong now

This or have a giant magnet

The lady can come in, but you should stay out here and keep guard. Wouldn't want the Queen to roll by and have no one to salute her.

>sir
You got the wrong house. Try next door.

here, I already packed it in this box for you, don't open it until you get back to the station and whatever you do be careful not to drop it, at least until you're far away from my house

No speaka engrish white piggu go homu

Ay caramba!

DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER YOU SHITLORD

>GAS THE KIKES, RACE WAR NOW
>The bolt slams forward onmy m17 ultra black toddler killing tactical assault foregrip
>I insert my 500 round .50 African Eliminator extended double stack clip
>I open fire, killing everything in a 500 mile radius with each bullet case

I'm a filthy halfbreed so I can just call them racist and go back to posting naughty memes.

Sauce or source on the image? What doujin is that?

>Ar matey; would ye like a bit o' fish and chips, would ya?

anyone got a source on this?

>We have a bloody order to confiscate your Pc in order to look for Racist and Neo-Nazi propaganda

You could bloody well use some of that stuff! Maybe Rotherham would not have happened if you had some earlier!

>whole folder of monster girl stuff
>random questionable loli lewds
>gore folder
>my my 50Gb rare pepe folder
>various redpill folders

Fug

who is this sleepy semen doctor

Who is this wall socket?

It's from a doujin where a boy turns into a girl and lets every boy in his school use him like a cumdumpster.

>they come in and turn the computer on
>start screaming "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO? YOU BROKE IT!"

goodluck unencrypting my harddrive

>implying we don't still want it
do you have a name or a link

Sorry chaps, this is AMERICA. Now get off my fucking property.

I'm going to pick a random Pepe from my Pepes folder and post it. Depending on which one is posted, it will determine the outcome of my encounter with these fine, upstanding officers of the law.

Neat.

more of her please

...

not now I'm in the middle of an argument with a kike shill on Sup Forums

>I'm fucked

>eeyy gringo i'm a shitskin. Just thought i'd let you know essay

*Murders*

:^)

do your own work faggot