Only cucks shower in public

Only cucks shower in public.

Prove me wrong.

>dicklet detected

I really hope someone saved a screencap of that guy from Finland's post about the dick-tugging game he played with his coach and teammates in the shower.

I don't know man, I'm not about to get into my car all sweaty after the gym or hockey or whatever.

Shit, man, I'm like 4.5" erect and even I can stand to shower after a workout in public.

Stop caring so much what other people think dude, its unbecoming of a man.

Only cucks give a fuck what you think. Do what you please, you fucks.

lol spring roll sized pepper got you down?

glad to see you could take some time away from coating bamboo splinter traps with poop to make a post

How small is your dick?

>Long 4 quarters of hard, dirty man on man football
>Boner diamond slicing through my jock strap
>Hot steamy showers and 30 naked guys
>Have competition to see who has tightest glute muscle by seeing who can clench hard enough to keep my man spear out

That's what men do, not shower alone with their loofa and tears. Who's the cuck now?

tbqh its pretty gay

t. Micro penis asian trying to justify his unsecurity by trying to get confirmation here

You suck at life

>tfw the other girls made fun of my small boobs when I showered in high school

Probably all degenerate roasties by now. Small tits are underrated anyway

When I was homeless I used to have ice cold showers in the YMCA

>WFMU

One of the best fucking stations out there, glad to see it mentioned.

You like Tom Scharpling?

>not complementing your buds after a workout by saying "nice dick, mate" and tapping his balls

Now days with the advent of camera phones and shit I'd prefer not having my junk all over the net and being exploited for monetary gain.

I shit in public showers

Fpbp

>hey I have this picture of this penis and will spread it to everyone if you don't pay me 1000 usd a month!!
>"fine, go ahead"

>Algeria listening to WFMU

Holy hell.

I don't listen to him much. Seven Second Delay is my crack, especially with their recent 'proportional pandering' episode.

One of the ways in which females would have been attracted to males in the earlier part of our pre-history would literally have been our large, prominent genitals needing a good release from all the murderous hormones. Showering in public is for the bold, and women like that.

I don't know if you live in the past or whatever belgium but it's not 1970's or 1980's or 1990's where even if you had a device to take someone photograph it would be highly noticeable, it understandable you might be a few decades behind the greatest country in the world but they invented this called a smart phone, it might not have reached your part of the world in an affordable manner, so you probably don't understand how it would work. But it allows you to capture a motion image and you can post that thing to a the internet where everyone and their mother has access to. Public showers might of been cool before the advent of this invention but today I value my privacy. But then again you might be some exhibitionist who doesn't mind waving his dick in front of people because you have no idea of decency.

>too afraid of being judged by your peers to shower with others
Kill yourself.
I have a 5 incher, and was in the Army. The majority of my adult life (5 years) has been pissing in front of other men, and showering next to them. Just fuck and please your chick (or dude if you swing that way) and get on with your life.

>not caring if someone tries to blackmail you over something as minute as being in a public shower, naked is the same as waving your dick around and being an exhibitionist

dumb fuck, you probably thought this was a smart and witty retort

i bet your dick doesn't even reach past your knuckles lmao

>he isn't proud of his body
Jesus christ, are you fat as fuck or something? That's honestly the only way I can see you being "ashamed" of being naked to anybody. Even the dickless and eunuchs aren't afraid.

Passing up on a chance to catch some tight boipucci

stay low T

Note to self, Americans are prudes

It just doesn't seem necessary.
Just throw up some cheap plastic partitions with a shelf near the top to keep your towel and clothes dry.

if I had a tiny asian penis I probably wouldnt shower in public either.

I don't think it's a cuck thing.

It's more like a gay paradise. Like public saunas.

Excluding Jews

My problem is shitting in public bathrooms. Jesus Christ, would it really cost that much to just close off the goddamn stalls?

>his gym doesn't have private stalls

Afraid to shit?! In public? Jesus, you're a man! Where the fuck is your dignity? You people are sad a fuck.

>public sauna
>gay
kek.
but then again, i forgot that you don't have full nude unisex saunas outside of europe

I like showing off my cute feminine body and long hair. I often get horny looks from other boys.

roman baths were the vector that delivered civilization to a barbarous world. Reveling in the beauty of a clean and aesthetic male form isn't gay user, it's essential to a life well lived.

Mr.tinydick has spoken

...

Audible kek matey potatey

why hasn't anyone checked these

Jesus Christ why is everybody in this thread so triggered. OP didn't say anything about dicks but you all decided to imply. All of you are faggots

t. Aarav

military showers in public for boot camp.

who thought it was a good idea to have everyone facing each other instead of facing away from each other towards a wall needs to fuck right off though.

>tfw i have the loosest mouth
Oops

you get over it fast when youre in an enviroment with no privacy like prison or the military

Wait, public showers are real? I thought they were just a meme. What the fuck is wrong with poor people?

Cucks don't shower in public. Theyou drive home in nasty ass sweat.

You not only don't have an amex black card nor a man card but you have a black man's amex. Because it's your wife's son's

>let myself get 30 pounds overweight
>lose weight
>horrible purple stretch marks on arms and belly
FUGG I'll never let anyone look at my disgusting body. Don't EVER let your kids get fat Sup Forums. There are life long consequences to defiling your body that no one has told you about.

>he never was in the army

What are you doing on Sup Forums?

Shut the fuck up kike, your parasitic country has ruined any reason to join the military.

>military showers in public for boot camp.

Such is the life of a cuck who signs up to die for Israel.

Blaming the jews for not serving in the army doesn't make you less cuck

I shower in public.
Sometimes, I suck dick in public, too.

I thought Texans loved the military.

You don't understand the bonding powers of two unbeknownst penii. Many mysteries. A force stronger than stickynotes

Would you rather shower with other workers or not shower at all?

That's the chilean flag you RETARD. I'm fucking ashamed to be american right now.

burden of proof comrade
why do communists always forget this?

Facing away from each other for a surprise butt rape? Good idea.

My sides

This is a completely original and unique comment.

Love ya, burgers. That was good

Thanks breh. Let's ditch this popsicle stand and play some vidya. Ill be the joystick and supply the kushbush

Damn, Jason was a buff mufuga wasn't he? I bet the little bull could squat 3 plates no sweat.

>full of beaners
>thinks it's a country

Sounds like Texas to me.


Canada what the fuck are you drunk?

I apologize for this. He's probably from California.

Dude you're signing up to eviscerate and explode people and you're worried about seeing someones dick?

>implying they weren't just jealous as hell

Lurk moar

I would never date a guy who was afraid to shower with other guys.

It reeks of being a beta numale. Also are you afraid you're gay and will get a boner, or that the other guys will laugh at your tiny peepee? It's just pathetic behavior.

Nah
In high school we all showered after gym class. If we didn't the old gym teacher would pretty much force us to get our sweaty asses in the showers no matter what. He wasn't weird about it, he was checking that everyone was being hygienic or the locker room would start to smell. The only ones who were immune to getting butt naked were the students in charges of the towels since they didn't sweat

Okay, Serbia AKA basically Russia.

I signed up to explode people I don't have to see from miles and miles away with missiles.

I would happily measure dicks on the opposite end of the Pacific with a sonar array, but I'm not looking at them with my own eyes.

In charge of the towels. AKA un-athletic Beta's.

lucky user, I wish my boobs were small

Find some Beta and let him pay for your boob job then dump him and fuck a chad.

>he's a dick hypnotist

OUTTA MY WAY YOU VIETNAM FUCKING SHIT

Agreed. This is why I left my boyfriend, he would never go to shower/sauna with my dad and brothers. We eventually called him sissy boy and one night he opened up to me it was because of his small dick and insufficiency he felt in the presence of my big dick dad and my brothers. I promptly left him. What a beta cuck

Yeah, they had some BS excuse written by their mom saying they have a condition of some kind

Their parents enabled their beta-ness

Is it bad that this thread is giving me an anxiety attack? There's definitely something wrong with me. I've been a paranoid prude all my life, and I can't for the love of God figure out why.

It's just women screwin around bro

Probably because you're socially awkward. You need face your fears and just stop giving a fuck if you seem weird or mess up. Exposure therapy. Now hit the showers!

People who baby their children are the worst. If I ever have a son it's going to be with a tall, somewhat athletic white man. My son is not going to become a little bitch. He's going to play sports and get hurt and become a man. This is why I refuse to reproduce with nice guys.

God, that was horribly unfunny and unoriginal
Finland. Fucking, wow.

Also are you triggered right now? Go ice your asshole.

Are you some kind of false flag?

fpbp

Gooks just can't compete with the BWC

Hahahahahahaja kys

This is quite possibly the dumbest post that has ever been made on Sup Forums.

>no one has told you about
oh my god how have you been ignoring the thousand years of screaming?

same reason I wont join the army they'd just send me to fight YOUR WAR which by the way I hope you lose

you mean faggots and closet faggots

I used to have fantasies about this kind of thing when I was younger. I went to an all boys school, but I had wished it had been mixed.

>catch girls showering
>fuck them there and then

Nice pasta, though it could do with some salad and a sauce.

fpbp