Why have I been born in this miserable shitstain that is Western Europe?
All I want is to live in some desolate mountaneous/forest area, own a lot of guns and mind my own god damn business
What can I do to earn the favour of my ameribros?
I promise, I will not racemix or vote liberal, ever. Also I am 100 % white
Move over here. What are you waiting for?
You're welcome anytime. The wall is for Mexicans, not Danes.
I'm going to Australia for a while soon, after that I will try to do an exchange semester as a student in the US. I know they tend to be liberal shitholes, but I want to have some relevant education that I can put into use in the US before I move over, so I'll be able to contribute. It'll also make it easier to get a visa and eventual citizenship if I have a somewhat decent job.
Unfortunately, a Danish law degree isn't worth much by itself in the US so i'll need some extra experience
Come on over to the U.S. Europal, just don't be an illegal faggot and we will love having you here
Just move here and don't bring any europolitik shit with you. Bring a white girl if you can and put 5 babies in her ASAP.
This dumb fucker is not even in the South's historical timeline.
Come live with me OP. I need a roomate. Rent $400/mo in Southwest Cowboy Land of Many Freedoms
Nice Chinkfederate you got there buddy
go to a Norweigen Fjord
And stop whining
I mean, Asians were more common in the Union I think, but Chink and Gook Americans still fought in the Civil War
Foreigners get mad pussay over here bruh. Omelette du frommage.
You can visit and enjoy those things!
Build your own firearm, then all you need to figure out is ammo
Ammo isn't too hard to make, but it's not as fun to shoot it when you have to make it as it is when it costs just a few cents a round.
Move to the US if you want, BUT YOU BETTER NOT BE A FUCKING SHITSKIN. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
You live in TX? Isn't it a coyote ridden mestizo desert nowadays?
What are the job prospects for a guy like me?
21 yo, soon with a master's in law
>Norway
Literally the country where men are assraped by somalis and cry afterwards because that they don't want their rapist to be punished
I'm not gonna live there
I don't want to indulge in degeneracy and sleep around. I will find a conservative wife and maybe have 10 kids with her. Once she is barren, I will find another one and repeat
I will of course act as a good father to all my children, unless they are girls in which case I will kill them
I swear, I am not a muhammet
got green eyes, blond hair and 100 % northern european ancestry as far back as I've been able to trace it
Whites are always welcome. Always have been. Living in rural areas is pretty nice.
Then welcome to the USA.
Thank you
In all seriousness, why wouldn't you move out here? Assuming you're a white Christian traditionalist conservative
Not a Christian but I do live by Christian values and morals. I just haven't found it in myself to believe in God.
We could work on that I guess
You sound like a good man that would make a great American.
Diversity I can get behind
And America would make me even greater.
But most importantly
I will do everything in my power to contribute to the greatness of America
>I will do everything in my power to contribute to the greatness of America
Spoken like a true American.
My cousins own and operate a gas station in Texas and they came over from India.'it's the American dream, friendo. USA is the greatest country on earth because if you are an honest, god and country loving person, and work hard and live and teach your family by good morals, you can make it.
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This is the type of immigration we need. Law abiding, traditional valued, hard working, genuinely respectful immigrants. Ones that want to be here because of what it means to be a true American, not a bunch of spice that don't want to go through the legal process, pay taxes, or have to buy health insurance. OP, I recommend you move to the midwest to a rural area.
You've got the right ideas
marry an american woman and get instant citizenship, divorce after a few years and live it up with your MAGA bros
I'm thinking Idaho, Wyoming, Montana or the Dakotas
Genetically, it would be most appropriate if I went to Minnesota, but since Scandinavians are the main reason for the shittiness of Scandinavia and thus the main reason for me wanting to leave, I doubt I'll fit in
SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE ME IN
I'm an entrepreneur, building a startup in the UK, but I'm truly only doing it so I can raise $1m and move to the US on the investor visa.
How long would it take for him to gain citizenship? 2, 5, 10 years?
Genuinely curious.
DON*T BE FOOLED BY THIS LIMEY ANGLO
THEY ARE THE JEWS OF THE WHITE RACE
we are full. fuck off.
besides we only let brown people in and people who don't know English. your English is too good, you are a competition to americans.
we let stupid cunts who can only do menial labor and are no threat to our cozy overpaid office jobs.
stay in shitty ass Denmark. enjoy
In short: if he obtains a green card(perm residency) through means other than marriage then he needs to be a perm resident for 5 years before he is eligible to naturalize. If he obtains perm residency through marriage then he is eligible to naturalize after 3 years of being a perm resident if he is still married to that same woman. Any more questions I can answer them
T. Immigration attorney
that's not how the investment visa works.
you need to bankroll the company + at least 10 employees for at least 5 years to even have hopes of progressing further. assuming your initial visa is granted, you better have deep pockets while you wait.
if it were that easy every indian rich cunt would be here... but they aren't.
keep in mind, money alone doesn't grant you shit....
Of course, obtaining a perm residency is a very difficult process and is a subject all onto itself. Naturalization is easy, becoming a perm resident is hard. For euros that is, shitskins all get it through asylums
perm resident living in the US you autistic "attorney" tard.
if you get the perm resi (not the temp 2 year, the 10 year renewable) and leave the country, that time doesn't count towards your 5 years of US residence.. so if you live abroad (like so many), you will never be eligible to naturalize
and the times don't include processing periods. easily add 1-2 years to any period
You can't 'live abroad' you fucking mongoloid. You loose perm residency if you're absent more than 6 months from the US. I don't feel like going into nitty gritty on Sup Forums there is obviously more to it than I can fit in 3 sentences
This is all sorts of wrong and you are only marginally correct. Stick to minecraft kiddo
Stay in your own country and MDGA
We have never been great, unfortunately
No matter how far you go back, our country has always been ruled by some government preventing the people from truly enjoying their freedoms and guns.
Whether ruled by a king or a democratically elected prime minister, our society has always been shit.
Even if there was something ot make great again, people here are way to """"progressive"""" to ever unite for such a cause
Hey, Ameribros, you don't take in ex-cons right? I would at least like to visit for some time.
Thanks for the info. I've always heard stories about getting a green card through a sham marriage but it seems so degenerate.
Unfortunately it seems to be the quickest way which is maybe why it's so popular to do
Please user this: Thanks in advance.
Only ever known one Dane.
My college computer science professor.
Literally the best teacher I have ever had.
I guess you could say he was a Great Dane
If you can't be bothered to fix your own country, why the fuck should we let you into ours?
This is beyond the scope of a simple post, but in short: it depends. Any kind of a felony on your record in general(note that I said in general, there are no absolutes) makes you automatically inadmissible. If you are from one of the visa waiver countries that don't require visa you'll still need ESTA and in all likelihood your history will be revealed st that point. Triple so for crimes of moral turpitude and violent felonies. If you attempt to scam the us customs and border you will bar yourself for life, no relief. Lying to immigrations is extremely serious. Even if your records are sealed and expunged you are still most likely inadmissible. I can't see your flag since I'm on mobile. Obviously from what I've shared you see that your situation offers little hope. If you're dead set on visiting seek professional paid counsel
You're right. Keep in mind that there is no sunset clause in commiting an immigration scam. Once revealed that you obtained an immigration benefit through an immigration scam it could/would strip you even of your citizenship and make you barred for life
Thank you very much, user. It was only a one year probation, which is minimum you can get here (Czech rep.) and it was nearly five years ago for laughable shit (crashed drunken through the shop show-window and the owner was a prick who insisted on taking it to the court).
However it is enough for not being eligible to enlist in our army for example.
I really really like this joke