hello everyone as per my friends dying wish I am making a post here to inform you that crusaderkun has passed away, he took his own life last night
he wanted to thank you all for Trumps great victory and all the fun he had in this forum
his only regret was missing out on Trumps inauguration ceremony but he died with a smile on his face
he also wanted to apologize for being a cancerous tripfag
thank you for being his friend
Charles Smith
Hey pol
I’d say its been 8 or 9 years since the last time I rammed a stick of butter up my ass while jerking off and fingering my asshole. I did it because it felt really good but that’s not the point of this story. I want to tell you of the events proceeding this fateful masturbation. I’m sitting there watching The Fresh Prince of Bel Air and around 15 minutes go by and I feel a sticky wetness on my ass cheeks and ballsack. This is when I realized that the butter I had shoved up my asshole had melted and leaked out onto my couch and it had a very distinct putrid stench to it. It had mixed with my shit to create something far worse than shit. It was probably the worst thing I’ve smelt in all my life. It actually smelt many times worse than the time I had stuck a pickle up my asshole and forgot about until the morning after.
Lucas Hernandez
>Discrediting is the new shilling >We aren't done yet Awoovement
Evan Cooper
Damn, Tucker raped that stupid liberal cunt at the start of his show
Brayden Foster
My mummy is yummy and I am going to cummy in her bunny!
Gavin Thomas
He kills himself a lot doesn't he?
John Flores
DEFEND THIS DRUMPFNIGGERS
John Gonzalez
What can Trump do to ensure our children are't getting ripped off by the toothfairy
Evan Kelly
>mfw fell asleep and missed tucker >again
Blake Taylor
While standing there taking in this wonderfully putrid smell I realize that I cannot be the only one to smell this. So I walked quickly upstairs with my ass cheeks clenched not wanting to spill a drop of my shit butter. I pull out from my sock drawer a heavy woolen sock and unload the contents of my asshole into it. I thought the smell was bad before. I now had the urge to do a barrel roll out my window to escape the horrid odor. I quickly tied the top of the sock and left my house. As I walked down the street a brownish-yellow liquid slowly dripped from the bottom of the sock. The neighborhood kids became very curious as to what was going on and as they approached they caught a whiff of the putrid smell emanating from the sock. This is when Joanna, my neighbors 13 year old daughter vomited what looked like a freshly eaten peanut butter and jelly sandwich all over the street. I nearly came in my pants at that moment. I had the sickest hard on. In fact the only thing keeping me from raping Joanna while she lay in a pool of her own vomit was my sock full of shit butter. I knew I had something to do and I was damn sure going to do it. I kept walking.
Anthony Clark
MUUUUUUUUH PRIFILEDGE
Ayden Lewis
I cant start the day right without my daily dose
Even the captcha knows that I need... my morning joe....
James Sullivan
Anyone have the image of the breakdown of the long view tax revenue from the carrier deal?
Oliver Ward
The only people who voted for Trump are rural and suburban retards.
Michael Hernandez
lol @ Halal Hitler
Kayden Perry
I finally made it to my local grocery store. An epic journey it had been. Every asshole in the vicinity could smell the putrid odor but nobody knew where it came from. I can still hear them in my mind. “What the fuck is that smell.” “This smell is so bad I think I am going to kill myself with a hammer” one man said. I even saw a fellow depraved maniac in the corner of my eye. I could tell because he had the same smile that I did. He was laughing with the same glee. I’m sure he’s raped a severely mentally challenged child in his lifetime. I know I have. That’s when I saw him. The old nigger who sat in front of shoprite saying hello to every asshole strolling by. I fucking hated this man. I couldn’t tell you why. I just hated him. He could smell my shit butter. I could tell because he was gasping for air. I quickly approached him thinking “this will be the greatest day of my life. Nothing could stop me now.” This is when I felt a sudden burst. I realized later that I had shot a load off in my pants right at that moment. I was arms length from the nigger now. I clenched the sock tight with both hands and swung it at the niggers face with all my might. I hit him in the cheek with such force that the brownish-liquid had sprayed out all over his face. He immediately threw up. I sat back laughing as he washed out his eyes with bottled water. He asked “why?” and I responded by dumping the rest of the socks contents on his head. Truly, I did it for the lulz.
Grayson Adams
nigger
Alexander Mitchell
>Trump tweet T. Minus 54 minutes >What is it going to be?
Christian Gutierrez
You tell 'em Ahmed
Robert Parker
Last episode was GOAT
Gavin Scott
They're eating each other. Instead of collectively taking blame for the reasons they lost, they're all finger pointing and trying to blame each other and eventually this escalates to the point where they're in a civil war.
Matthew Roberts
He had a congressional muh russians dem shill on and fucking raped him. Watch it.
Cooper Adams
>fuk u tucker
Jason Ortiz
don't watch tv or news this interests me pls gib link
Sebastian Robinson
Stop this disgusting tale
Adam Miller
>but he deserved it cuz hilter xDD
Carter Nguyen
RIP CRUSADERKUN YOU WILL BE MISSED
F
Cooper Johnson
Hitler Did Nothing Wrong Except Kill Himself >Sad!
Michael Perry
>this is how low our country is becoming
Bentley Roberts
Guys I was fully behind trump since the escalator ride on that humid june day, but after he picked a billionaire from exxon and romney for his cabinet I started to worry. And now he wants to keep obamacare and has backtracked on the wall? What gives, he was supposed to be the outsider! So many of my friends feel the same way too and we all voted for trump. Man he's really unpopular now. Hope these 4 years go quick, because we just made a YUUUGE mistake. :/
Still amazes me they tried to make "Nasty Woman" a thing
Owen Stewart
>90 seconds in and Hitler's Time cover is on the screen wew
Grayson Carter
How can people like Seth Meyers, Colbert, Trevor Noah, Bill Maher, Jimmy Kimmel and John Oliver still be relevant in USA? Political comedy is so 2007-2008.
And it's boring. The political comedy scene is just a political acticist scene where everyone has the same opinion about almost everything
Gavin Scott
OC
Josiah Howard
While everybody was distracted I walked into shoprite and quickly shoved as many apples as I could up my ass. It was 4. I left shoprite with the most satisfaction I have ever felt in my life.
Jordan Morales
Holy shit guys! Did you hear Crusaderkun killed himself?!
Matthew Young
i agree
fuck drumpf
#iwantDeLaFuente
Caleb Lopez
Having a pig cartoon character is stupid anyway, it should be changed.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with having Halal cartoons.
Carson Nelson
>misspelled Aldorf Hilter
weak b8
Nolan Kelly
CRUSADERKUN IS KILL!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Joseph Green
One month ago
James Evans
I touched awoos special place.
Bentley Cruz
Is Crusaderkun really dead though?
Carter White
Proofs
Robert Russell
He was here last night.
Juan Diaz
He was so young... He has so much to look forward to...
Crusaderkun you will be missed...
F
Eli Bailey
And he's gone today...
Jayden Ramirez
Too late goy
Jordan Martin
Pics or it didn't happen
Jackson Hall
It's true I'm crusaderkuns mom and I can confirm he took a bath with his toaster.
Nolan Evans
He got extremely negative press coverage, but he still won in a landslide. It's just evidence the media and democrats lost complete touch with reality this election
Noah Scott
Why do these posts about Crusaderkun being dead only appear when he isn't posting?
Something seems fishy here.
Colton Bell
Lies, he committed ((suicide)) by shooting himself in the back of the head 4 times with a rifle.
Lucas Hughes
I need a movie to watch someone tell me what to watch.
Andrew Howard
Don't worry about it, it's all in your head.
Crusaderkike will be missed.
F
Alexander Miller
Only because muh false news appeared as an alternative. If Breitbart and stuff die then Trump won't be reelected because the MSM will pile it on for 4 years.
Michael Kelly
...
Anthony Hill
>social and cultural analysis
Jackson Torres
If you say so boss.
F
Chase Ortiz
Does it have to be 3DPD?
Jonathan Murphy
Gataca.
Ryan Flores
the way of the gun jack reacher
Samuel Richardson
please tell me this is real
Andrew Green
She's still pissed from the primaries
David Cruz
Can she just go away already? Off to CNN you stupid bitch.
Blake Robinson
...
Adrian Myers
Kek wills it!!
She will 404 soon enough.
Kevin Hill
He won specially because of the negative press coverage.
He framed it from the start:
> the establishment doesn't want me to win, the system is rigged > look at how the media will try to stop this movement
The more the media went after him the more it validated his message with his base.
He used their strength against them, 4D Aikido, Steven Seagal would be proud.
Ethan Williams
You do realize they're going to kill Breitbart and the Daily Caller because they are an alternative, right? /ptg/ needs to read both.
Samuel Cooper
>GODSPEED YOU! GOLDEN EMPEROR EDITION
Isn't most of Sup Forums too pleb to know about even an entry level band like GY!BE? :^)
You know we have ids in this board, right? We can see samefagging
Aiden Edwards
So... Is Crusaderkun really... you know... dead?
David Bennett
I've never seen this is it any good?
Angel Barnes
You're not appreciating the value of the "fake news"
People didn't just switch off the MSM, they followed Trump to pro-Trump outlets that the establishment is trying to destroy now
Nathan Williams
Good job, once we take away the same power they had from the marxists at college, it's a whole new world.
Jeremiah Rogers
>post MBV >calls others plebs
Zachary Clark
Oh shit. The liberals plan is to oppose everything Trump does. They still don't get it! Hahahahhahahahah
Christian Hernandez
What are you talking about user?
Awooo~
Nathaniel Gomez
I hope they try. It'll galvanize the resistance to the MSM.
Daniel Bell
>tfw no more black hats on trump's website
Anthony Lewis
Those clouds look like CGI.
If I recall correctly there was a golden rainbow above the Empire State building on election night.
Michael Clark
Awoo! Now that Crusaderkun is dead what will we do with all his shitpost coins?
Anthony Myers
Yeah, it's pretty good. Worth a watch, but not like, "What the fuck do you mean you haven't seen it? Let's go buy it right now" worthy.
Parker Lopez
The water filter man is having trouble, he was complaining about a radio station, says it is the last "dinossaur" standing, 50m listeners that even if told to go against him won't go and check what he's talking about. It's somewhat I state funded radio channel, can't remember the ABC on it.
Hudson King
August Underground's Mordum
Kevin Fisher
maybe they could do us a big favor and oppose breathing
Luis Ortiz
I wasn't planning on giving the Hollywood jew any money anyways.
Ryan Peterson
I'm going to lmao when they have to "oppose" Trump's plan of campaign finance reform. It's fucking over for them. All of the things they wanted to happen will be done by a Republican president and they will never ever have the narrative again.
Eli Smith
We fund an Awooo~ country of course.
He would of wanted this.
Robert Carter
But it will be very easy with CTR type shilling about >muh kikebart
Unfortunately we've got a very limited number of actual Trump allies and they can very easily pervert them like what happened to babby Beck's conversion from anti-Soros to the ultimate cuckservative
Asher Davis
Talking about pic related.
What you are trying would work on Sup Forums but not on Sup Forums.
Better to find another stitch because we can see through that.
Jeremiah Howard
Serbian film is superior tbqh
Juan Watson
Do you have an ahegao AWOOOOO?
Sebastian Torres
>Out of Cold War kino >Finished re-watching Code Geass >No books to read
