POSSIBLE NUCLEAR DETONATION

CAN ANY GERMBROS CONFIRM THIS?

The air raid sirens just went off in my city.

I tried to contact my brother in Berlin but "the number is not available".

There's a bright light in sky.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

I'm scared, Sup Forums.

where are you?

OMG ITS TRUE TURN ON CNN

idiot

> it's fucking true

OMG THE RUSSIAN TROOPS ARE ALREADY HERE NOOOOOOOOOO

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Düsseldorf. Am i a main target?

I'm in Strasbourg, just saw a bunch of jets flying east. Can any german anons tell me what's going on?

gib women

I've just seen a bunch of tanks drive by, Limburg near the Dutch border here. Can someone explain?

I'm in Berlin right now and everything is on fire. Even the women are hot! WHAT JUST HAPPENED

Kek.

Man got excited there for a second. Larpers plz go back to your containment board.

Yes, it's really happening.

L I B E R A T E D

> post yfw we meme a nuclear strike in the most cucked city on the planet

Just saw a nuclear submarine flying north towards Austria .... Wtf is going on ?

You need to visit Paris or NY before you claim Berlin is the most cucked

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THERE ARE GUNSHOTS UNDER MY BED! IS ANYBODY HEARING THIS?!

>flying north

I just saw a bunch of Navy SEALs run past my house. What's going on guys?

>There's a bright light in sky.

It's called "sun" you basement dweller.

I CAN HEAR IT, THE SIRENS ARE GOING OFF IN STOCKHOLM TOO

I live in NYC. Can confirm that it's more cucked than Berlin.

Berlinanon here. Can confirm that everybody here just died after a sudden flash.

lul

So the Crusades are back on?

Who LIBERATOR here?

Emus seem to be mobilizing outside on the footie field; what the fuck boys is going on

RIP Aussieland

F

Just saw several Mexican technicals roll out from Home Depo. Something's happening.

Mate in the ADF reckons tanks in 30 minutes.

Neuss here. its nothing...

i work at 1 div and haven't gotten a call yet

>ama

A tranny just farted on my face

Nice meme, can i save it please?

THE ARYANDIED HAS BEGUN.

PREPARE FOR THE TERRIBLE VENGEANCE OF THE ANGLO AND THE GIFT OF ATOMIC FIRE FOR EVERY SINGLE ARYAN MAN, WOMAN AND CHILD.

FOR YEARS WE HAVE WAITED, WATCHED, BIDING OUR TIME AND PREPARING FOR THE FINAL DEATH BLOW TO THE ARYAN PEOPLE.

AND THE DAY IS NOW.

something big is going on, news say balkan streets brimming with kebab, calling all serb bros for help

F

Oh no, I see it , it started bombing vienna!

Lyon here. Saw tanks on the streets. Somethings happening.

if the last ARYAN blood is consumed by the ANGLO, how will the ANGLO MENACE feed itself?

Only if you are Aryan otherwise Swedish police will infect you with gay virus

WHO THE FUCK PUNCTURED THE DIKES? MY FEET ARE WET

HOOOLLLY FUCK IT'S REAL

We will feast upon the EIREYAN and keep a few select pure ARYAN individuals cloned and raised in tanks.

>There's a bright light in sky.
It's called "the sun".

M15 just knocked on my door and asked for my ARYAN BLOOD reserves, what's happening?

>Phone posting
> Not using a camera phone pic
Fucking larpers go back to >>>/X/

this picture is so accurate but nobody will ever know why not even the faggort who posted it

KEK

holy fuck im at the london embassy and I just heard nuclear weapon loading sounds theyre taking everyone in prison busses

oi should i join? is it worth becoming an engineer through the defense force?

Holy shit guys I'm in Perth right now and it's really quiet, but I think it might just be Perth.

Frankfurt here, nothing special going on.

kek.

not sure about berlin but since yesterday there are constantly 2-3 helicopters in the air in hamburg. wierd thing, they don't move much. they just hover.

oh, and a lot police sirens since yesterday

Berlin here, no happening like that here.

It cant come soon enough.

Hang on let me RV Düsseldorf city.

My friend in Finland just sent me this picture of Russians crossing the border. I am deebly goncerned!

>Russia invades Germany
>mfw im jealous

can we be next

F

Good fucking riddance

holy shit, just walked out my door and saw this! It's happening

Oh lawd

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GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW

OMG I'm literally shaking

F

I live in Strasbourg, France , close to German border.
There was a bright light.
People start panicking, troips in the streets.

Everything's going to shit.

underrated

*Fingers crossed
>pls pls pls

Faggot if a nuke went off your electrics would be fried and you wouldn't be able to post shit like this.
Fuck off.

Wholly shit, TURN ON CNN!

Can anyone present any evidence of any of this?

BREAKING TRUMP GIVING SPEECH AT THE WHITE HOUSE....TURN ON CNN NOW!!

It's literally nothing.

It's always nothing

Sup Forums can never get a happening right.

It must be something, my automated retaliatory doomsday device has activated.
Sorry, I was going to tell everyone about it next week.

Hello new friend.

TURN ON CNN!

FUCK I KNEW BREXIT WAS A MISTAKE

I want the world to end so bad guys. Stop getting my hopes up.

HOLY SHIT I JUST SAW RUSSIAN TROOPS ON MY STREET
ITS HAPPENING

good riddance cucks

it's true! I just saw a whole convoy full of soldiers armed with broomsticks. Shit is really going down.

Im state side right now and i just saw all my freedom make me breakfast in the morning. Can anyone explain?

and nothing of value was lost
please be real

Mfw when im isolated in the mountains

uhh isnt the rocket league servers in germany? cuz they have jus tbeen DOWN all morning

Yup I guess I'm a #remainer now

I thought they were in the netherlands?