70% of British Men related to King Tut

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From now on, you will refer to us as the ETERNAL KANGLO.

Prepare to lick our boots, worthless supplicants.

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WE

Is there anywhere the eternal anglo hasn't colonized?

WAZ

KANGLOS

Ay yo, Hold up.

You finna say Egypt is rightful Anglo clay?

Are you telling me, we are KEKs choosen people?

>how can other countries even compete

Mars?

So... are brits black or were egyptians white?

>70% of British Men related to King Tut


damn, i knew you guys were gotting a lot of negroes. but 70% this is out of control

We descend from God, who is a Serb.

Yes

SERBIA STRONK

>t. 45%

are you jealous of our glorious heritage, tyrone?

>Martians attack
>it's found out that Martians are actually Anglos

The stronkest there is, friend.

>tfw serbophoria

>Anglos are just a bunch of ayy lmaos descended from Kek to colonise the Universe

Everything makes sense now

egyptians white

>>it's found out that Martians are actually Anglos
i would think it'll be the otherwise

It's no wonder 70% of you are malformed.

Once, I was known as Oswald Mosley.

Now I am Locutus of BEADY. I am the beginning, the end, the one who is many.
Resistance is futile. Your life as it has been, is over. From this time forward, you will service us. Dissolve your borders, lower your arms and surrender your countries.
We will add your biological and cultural distinctiveness to our own. Your people and their habits will be assimilated.
We are the ANGLO.. Resistance as you know it is over.

We won't turn you into an ANGLODRONE. You're much too valuable to us with your individuality intact, people of Sup Forums. But you've left humanity behind. Try to abandon their petty emotions as well. Fear... anger... vanity... They've corrupted you. But the damage can be repaired.

Look at our assimilated peoples: They've left behind their trivial, selfish lives, and they've been reborn with a greater purpose. We've delivered them from chaos into order.

We have drawn our power from thousands of races across thousands of regions, since long before you were created, but now, they are all ANGLO.

You question us about the ARYAN, but their biological and technological distinctiveness was unremarkable. They were unworthy of assimilation; Why assimilate a species that would detract from perfection? ARYAN sentiment. Compassion, guilt, empathy - they're irrelevant.
We only wish to raise quality of life for all species.
Why do you resist?


We've come to make you an offer: join the Commonwealth and we'll spare Sup Forums. This offer is non-negotiable. You like having friends, don't you? Assimilation turns us all into friends. In fact, it brings us so close together, we can hear each other's posts.
Prepare to be COLONISED.

>Post yfw the British are the most powerful race ever

*smacks beady eyes* so u sayin we wuz kingz n shieeeeeet?

this is old news to those of us who understand that the white race is the one (and only) true nation of Israel

Kek

All this based on a fony swiss gene company research which they based on a screenshot of a discovery channel documentary.

Fuck you beady eyed niggers. Egypt wuz and iz black. African power!

Pic unrelated

>captcha: tea

Also... to this day the actual king tut complete dna profile hasnt been released.. which is somewhat ((suspicious)) i have to admit

Meanwhile 100% of black men related to King Kong.

if this?

realhistoryww.com/world_history/ancient/Misc/Crests/Crests.htm
>realhistoryww.com/world_history/ancient/Misc/Crests/Crests.htm

the eternal anglo strikes again

>The eternal Kanglo strikes again.

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Aryans btfo

>realhistoryww
are you expecting me to read those fake news?

Seriously everyone on Sup Forums should disregard genetic technology for up to 5 years, if you worked with ancient DNA you'd realise how fallable it is and how outdated the techniques are, from sampling to analysis.

>dark hair = not white
you have to drop this meme

No only that. All this talk is based on what some company saw on the discovery channel about king tutanchamon... is really make you think. Its basically all a marketing ploy for the company that brought us this bs story.

>fake news?

aww no you dinninnt

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A personal genomics company in Switzerland says they've reconstructed a DNA profile of King Tutankhamen by watching the Discovery Channel, claiming the results suggest more than half of Western European men are related to the boy king. But researchers who worked to decode Tut's genome in the first place say the claim is "unscientific

livescience.com/15388-discovery-channel-tutankhamen-dna.html

Sorry beady eye mothercuckers. U werent kangz.

So that means that bongs arme actually niggers? Shiiieeet

*are

not to mention there's no archaeological involvement, genetics don't mean much without understanding the population dynamics of migration to back it up.

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The eternal Anglo was a kang? We need to stop mainlining memes, I fear we are truly breaking reality. Fucking niggers btfo so hard

Must be true, just like how Egypt i \s now a kekbab land, no wonder all grooming takes place in England now.

Khuda Hafees, Md. Angloo.

Statistically everyone on the planet is related to him.

DAS RITE

WE WUZ ANGLO KANGS, innit

Soon.

>the ETERNAL KANGLO.

kek

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SO YOU BE SAYING THAT I WUZ ANGLOZ AND COLANIZERS AND SHIT?

So why won't they release the complete data?

THEY WERE BEADY EYED ANGLOS

IT IS ETERNAL

TALLY-HO TALLY-HO

*sips tea*

MY OLD CHAP

*eats crumpet*

ARE YOU SUGGESTING

*neglects dental appointment*

WE WERE INDEED

*forms queue*

MONARCHS?

Ben Carson was halfway right, the pyramids don't store grain. They store ARYAN BLOOD.

Fine with that, better than Whoopi Goldberg.

WE


WERE


SOVEREIGNS


GOD SAVE THE PHARAOH

>he saved my OC
feelsgoodman

beadyfied

lmao

>Beadyed.com

...

Excuse me, good sir.
*makes tea*
Pardon Me.
*pays taxes*
I must question.
*goes to 9 to 5 job*
Run that by me again.
*renovates home*
Forgive me...
*goes to a restaurant and leaves a tip*
Come again?
*raises children*
I beg your pardon
*puts money into savings account and investment portfolio*
We were royalty?

WE WUZ PHARAOZ AND SHIEET!!!

like so?

woah hold on illyrian

>Has a shit-ton of words in common with them and the ancient Greeks
>Not possibly descended from them
>Not native to Europe
Pick one

“He who insults the Quran, will insult 95% of the Albanians“

> ancient
> pagan
> illyrian
> 100% orthodox muslim
> 100000% pure european

Feels good to be apart of the true masterrace

get fucked aryans, the Anglo is the true ruler of the world

You just made me choke on my coffee, thanks m8

holy shit topkek

We were kings and stuff, my good man!

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Lmao

This. Christian identity is legit. Whites are the real "Jews".

lol

I dont know. Whatever it is i think its because the dna findings would show modern arab egypt arent matching with the ancients, i really cant think of another reason why theyre withholding it... perhaps the dindus were kangz after all.

>tfw i made this yesterday

>neglects dental appointment

WE WUZ BONGS AND SHEEEIT

>70% of male population descends from 1 dude
You are severely inbred, nothing new.