How will the sheep shaggers ever recover?
NZ forever BTFO
Ayden Fisher
Benjamin Carter
ahahahah
Eli Wood
Jace Wilson
lmao
Obligatory: Poo in Loo
Justin Lee
But Pajeet New Zealand did attend the Constitutional Conventions of Federation.
Chase Parker
*Were invited as a State
Brandon Johnson
and so was Fiji
Colton Baker
what a salty country, metaphorically and literally
Oliver Brooks
aw god
Nicholas Lopez
New Zealand? More like No Zealand
Ryder Morris
Well, they are in our draught constitution
>and western australia isn't
Luke Murphy
More details
>Chloe Phillips-Harris, 28, arrived at Kazakhstan’s Almaty Airport in May after being assured by the New Zealand embassy she would be able to enter the Central Asian country on her Kiwi passport.
>But officials at the airport told her she wouldn’t be able to enter the country without an Australian passport, the New Zealand Herald reported.
>“I landed in Kazakhstan on the last flight of the night, and I got to an immigration booth and they asked me for an Australian passport, and told me I couldn’t come in without an Australian passport,” Ms Phillips-Harris told the Herald.
>“They said New Zealand’s clearly a part of Australia.”
>Ms Phillips-Harris said New Zealand was missing from a map of the world in the room she was interrogated in, which made it impossible for her to convince Kazakhstan immigration officials that her home country really existed.
The young traveller said she was held in detention for close to two days.
>She said she was interrogated for hours and locked in a guard room for a day and a half.
>“It was an empty room with a bed basically,” she said. “I didn’t get any food or water but in the middle of the night they guards clearly felt sorry for me so once immigration police and everyone had gone, the guards would sneak me a drink.
>“The guards were really nice and let me wander around the immigration room as long as they were no flights coming in, and if there was a flight they would just shoo me back into the room.”
Bentley Lewis
They couldn't find any country called Nu Zulund
Jaxon Reyes
>NZ is part of Australia
Some banter just goes too far.
Julian Kelly
>street shitter dares attack NZ
Christopher Reyes
>New Zealand was missing from a map of the world in the room she was interrogated in
This is the best timeline.
Thomas Morales
I suppose Kazakhs are experts at not living in a real country.
Brayden Ramirez
We're used to it
Isaiah Anderson
>world think we should be embarrassed my this
>mfw I'm just happy to be mistaken for our cool big bro :3
Liam Ortiz
Kazakhstan acknowledging our rightful clay. True Bros tm
Julian Gutierrez
>a state of australia
i wish, NZ and PNG need to become our states
Dominic Morgan
Kazakhstan made my day again. Love this faggots.
Jayden Wilson
...
Colton Cox
Looks like Belgium's got some competition.
Liam Foster
PNG should be a territory
Kevin Adams
Lucky she was a woman and the guards were white knights.
If it was a man he would've spent 2 days in the room without eating or drinking. Probably would've been beaten a little too.
Noah Anderson
>PNG need to become our states
wanting 100% niggers to join
Evan Wood
Quality post australia
Charles Wright
Implying they wouldnt need special passes to join the main empire.
Ryder Gray
POO
O
O
Caleb Hall
All Australians at your feet
I am kneeling, sucking off your meat
But for me it is a treat
I am from New Zealand
Jackson Fisher
obviously we can do genocide, we wiped out 99% of aboriginals who lived in Tasmania
Ryan Kelly
Are there any cultural differences between Australia and middle earth?
Isaiah Wilson
Just go Tasmania on them and send convicts there to settle it
Bentley Harris
everything
Ayden Brown
Name three.
Brody Allen
not really, Australia and New Zealand are pretty much like twins with slightly different interests and hobbies
Easton Reyes
We aren't a bunch of criminals who were expelled from the mother country
Oliver Powell
Khazakstan is a made up place as well, some kike made it up for a movie a few years back.
Jaxon Cox
Kankertandpasta
Jack Gutierrez
natives,accent and climate
Parker Mitchell
Yeah so like where did you guys come from then?
Landon Gomez
NZ is like Rhodesia and Australia are South Africa
Gabriel Mitchell
HAHAHAHA FUCK NZ NIGGAZ
Josiah Cook
normal immigrants
Juan Fisher
to be honest india isn't either it's just a conglomerate of shit, where as nz is just a state of australia
Michael Bailey
Why even go to Kazakhstan?
Eli Nguyen
We didn't arrive in chains
Anthony Hall
> poo eating abo mixed with goat fucking paki
Lol
Dominic Young
A FUCKING NON-COUNTRY
Matthew Ramirez
why is she going to kazakaistan in the first place?
Joseph King
thats not much different, climate is the same in south east Aus where most of the population is, the natives are different but it's not that different, and the accents are different but on the same branch
Cameron Young
we are a different dominion and people are far less republican in NZ than Australia
Jackson Howard
HAHAAAHAH Thanks for the morning laugh Sanjee, well worth spewing coffee for
Austin Phillips
maybe at one time this was true, now your over run with immigrants
Colton Bennett
>natives
You guys have different Abos?
Blake Rivera
Wait there's more
>Eventually, with the help of contacts in Kazakhstan, Ms Phillips was able to secure a new visa, a US passport and an exchange of cash that allowed her to escape detention and enter the country,
kek
KEK
K E K
Camden Morris
NZ natives are Maoris, they are basically like polynesians, where as Abo's are more related to South East Asian's and Indians from 50,000 years ago
Brody Lee
we also don't have wogs our whites are entirely british
Caleb Sanchez
>climate is the same in south east Aus
'no'
NZ maxes at 30s during summer, Aus starts at 30s.
Lincoln Perry
Imagine if it was an Indian immigrant. The headline would have been something like this:
>A POO IN LOO tourist says he was detained in Kazakhstan after immigration officials refused to believe that India was a country, insisting it was actually a giant open-air toilet.
Oliver Wood
haha yes
keep posting borat memes so the rest of pol doesn't find out that KZ has the best women in the world
hue hue
Jayden Davis
no you just have an ongoldy amount pajeets and shitty chinese not saying we don't either but we are a bigger country although to be fair i'd be happy if both our countries didn't
Jaxon Hughes
>not white
>best women
You dirty paki get out of that country.
Mason Rodriguez
Non country status achieved
Julian Gutierrez
This cant be real...
Owen Reyes
>implying 30 percent of Kazakhstan isn't white
Josiah Stewart
About as much as Canada or England at this point.
Caleb Walker
You mean Russians?