Stupid Yanks. You still need guns? You're fucking pathetic.
All I need is my trusty rape alarm to get me through the day, it has a 20% success rate, is non lethal and I am only fined £500 for activating it and disturbing the peace, plus the £40 Rapist Compensation for causing such distress in my attacker.
When will you catch up to the rest of humanity, like ourselves?
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Sad, if only I was capable of feeling bad for cucks
mate, are you nuts? my neighbor asked me how my day was yesterday so I shot him seven hundred fifty three times with my ARK-4157. he was violating the NAP
I bet assault biscuits and Battle Nettles are still legal in your country yoo, you unwashed gun toting savages.
yes, actually, there was A FUCKING LEAF shitposting in a Trump (pbuh) worship thread so I aimed my nipple-mounted nuclear ICBMs at him and wiped his entire county off the face of the earth in self defense
I dont understand, how would this stop a rapist? A huge nigger in a dark alley at midnight isnt going to give a shit.
It often works quite the opposite of how it is intended. As this is the Official UK Rape Alarm, all the rapists are aware of what noise it makes and upon hearing the alarm go off, are likely to approach the source of the noise so they can join in.
Send help.
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Any semi-auto or bolt/lever/pump action gun. But there's a catch. You must be still in life's danger even after you show the attacker you have a gun. Or else it's a murder/manslaughter. (and the gun must be legaly owned ofc)
My piece
Wouldnt recommend for self defense, its clunky and long and its 17hmr so it doesnt have enough stopping power for me, but if someone came into the house a couple shots with this and they ded.
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Education is your best defense OP.
doubles as a pleasure device
So many options to choose, my personal home defense weapon is a 7.62x51 rifle which I also bring in the woods with me.
ah, the PAMAKPA
I feel for you, Bongbro.
>Legal concealed carry.
>.17 HMR
>pistol
Wtf are you doing bro...
>self-defence
>legal
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Feels good to be an American
Self defense is a human right
Define 'human rights'
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Condom launching device aka "Wasp"
No one is going to hear that alarm once it's been shoved up your ass.
In germany anything you (or an uninvolved bystander) has at hand can be legally used for self defence. If you were to hold pic related while someone is coming at you with a knife you can torch him up.
If someone were to steal something of non-trivial worth you are allowed to use potentially lethal force to defend your right to your property until the offender ceases his attack on your right (by dropping the stolen goods, for example, but not by running away).
German self defence law is extremely harsh on attackers, as you may never be required to shame yourself by retreating or to let crime win over law.
It is just a lot of urban legends about poeple getting imprisoned for defending themselves and a complete lack of awareness of these laws of the average german that makes everyone here unwilling to defend themselves.
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That's for shooting cans bro
If you get a licence from your local police station, you can carry one of these bad boys and squirt CS in anyone's face up to a whopping 4,5 meters.
Of course if you weren't under physical threat you'll be charged with assault.
PUT THAT DANGEROUS WEAPON AWAY RIGHT NOW
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tell that to whoever made those retarded laws, I'm fucking sick of this shit
>tfw no gun permits for self-defence after 1998
>tfw have to have a licence to carry pepper pray
from the wiki:
One can nevertheless legally defend himself by any means available, including firearms. Any use of force must always be proportional to the threat.
Finland cucked?
It's actually a damn good thing most finns don't have guns. We tend to get hammered and fight nearly every weekend.
One of our national sports is knife tag. It's still played in many areas of Finland on a every weekend basis.
Most disputes in Finland are handled at the snäkäri. which is basically a ritual area of drunkend combat. It's easy to initiate a battle with a Finn.
>look at him wrong
>say hello
>cut him in line even if you've already ordered and are leaving the ritual area
Most of the battles are initiated by two challengers shouting at eachother or by casual insults. The most common of these include:
>What the fuck do you want?
>FUCK OFF!
>WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!
>DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
Most battles are fought unarmed and are usually little more than drunken wrestling. Some experts of the ritual combat sport actually manage to take decent swings at their opponents and the police must be called. Usually at this time both parties laugh at the police and there will be no trial and neither will be taken to jail.
This presentation of finnish combat culture brought to you by: Pirkka Olut!
Oy vey, it's an unregistered destructive device, pay 200$!
As a Brazilian I can tell you, these pics arouse us more than any kind of porn you can imagine. We need guns.
kek
Sentence them!...to biscuiting. Let their ancestors lament their doomed fate.
>use the crispy biscuits too. They've gone stale.
what kind of ammunition does that use?
what's the propellant?
what does it shoot?
user, the shit i posted is a gas pistol, it shoots a small dose of tear gas and it's propelled by compressed gas, not gunpowder
some can only be bought by polititions (most of the 9mm) but it has a nice selection and you can buy most of them realy cheap.
It shoots either rubber round or CS. It's one of the many, most traumatic guns (aka condom launchers) are 9x19.
It sucks when it comes to real firearms - no pistols (minimal length enforced, no carry allowed except traumatics), 10 round mag limit, rifle license is given only after 5 years of smoothbore ownership, no fun allowed.
what's the thing bottom left? a magic wand?
it's made of metal and you can beat people with it.
Don't know how to translate it.
Basically a magic wand that only casts the beat your enemy to death spell.
telescopic baton
are there any states in which it would theoretically be legal to privately own a nuclear weapon?
Somali
that's a telescopic baton
>tfw hose are illegal in my country
I meant US states but thank you for your contribution.
you should be able to (theoretically) own one in Tennessee iirc
Despite the meme it is actually quite easy to acquire firearms in the UK. I myself own 2 entirely legally.
However handguns are all illegal. I will be forever jealous of you yanks on that count.
>.17 hmr
Hu... my air rifle is more deadly than this.
You can get a telescopic umbrella with an unbreakable shaft, i.e. a baton. 100% legal asfaik
Battle Nettles are no joke man. My brother died that way.
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don't tell anyone lad but I keep a few hobnobs in a sock to bash neerdowells with
looks as sturdy as a radio antenna tbqh
Not over here in italy.
This level of cuckoldry should be illegal
it is for criminals tho
>OMG WHY DID YOU KILL THAT INNOCENT ROBBER WHILE HE WAS TRYING TO STEAL YOUR STORE'S MONEY???
if they were that useless they would be legal
Holy shit whoever sold you that memed you pretty hard.
What's your definition of a firearm. Cause a 22lr is a fucking joke.
I believe that if someone were to invade my home and my dog attacked him he could sue me and get him out down
Such is life in toothpaste land
At least toothpaste is legal
>Taurus Judge 4510TKR-3SS Revolver | .410 GA. .45 Long Colt
>For the house.
Fires .410 shotgun shells, as well as .45 caliber long colt rounds.
Shotguns. I have .410 and 12ga.
also cold weapons are not regulated at all
Worst part is how you have to pay thieves a shitload of money too.
Id kill them with no mercy.
Now all I need is two more guns named the Jury and Executioner.
It's a good house gun.
I load 2 shotgun shells and 3 bullets.
Accuracy falls of like a bitch with distance, due to weight and short barrel, but man this fucker packs a HARD punch
The problem isn't owning, so much as transporting.
[spoiler]The police don't need to know and will not care[/spoiler]
this nigger. assault dogs like pitbulls are illegal though
I have my trusty Swedish made kukvapen to ward off the dangerous gangs of my country.
You're not allowed to carry anything here for self-defence, you must have a reason for it to be on you. You can get a $1000 on the spot fine if they find you with a knife.
Requires regular maintenance, but I don't have to take it to a range to practice, and can brandish it in most public places to the delight of children and moistening of women.
I also have a semi-auto 12 gauge, but don't have a picture of it already and I'm super fucking lazy.
Not the greatest home or self defense guns, but I'll be getting a handgun (a 1911 if all goes well) soon enough.
Saiga 12 is smoothbore. I think it's fun. When it cycles, anyway.
what
kek, nope. I tried friends baton on myself and lets just said I really would not want to be hit with full force. IMHO they are pretty good for self-defence, light, intuitive to use, painful and non-lethal.
>You must be still in life's danger even after you show the attacker you have a gun
well no shit, that's not really a catch that's common sense. here in the US you can be charged with brandishing if you wave your gun around in public.
remember that shitshow when that pensioner shot a burglar?
god fucking damnit we seriously need a purge
Is Finland the greatest country in Europe? I'm thinking about moving out of this country some day and the only places I would consider moving to at this point are the nordic countries (excluding sweden) and [spoiler]Germany[/spoiler]
dude, you can break bones with those batons if you hit in the right place.
>Taurus
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Here in America we have a little thing called the Second Amendment which gives us the right to gorilla arms, THE single most effective self-defense tools on the planet.
What kind of hoops did you have to jump through? Is "hunting" a legitimate reason.
pretty sure they recognize home defence in britbongistan
Hunting is legitimate but to shoot anything larger than rabbits and pigeons you'll need special classes in correct techniques. England has much less wild country so I've never considered a rifle license. All the good deer stalking is done by aristocrats and Saudi millionaires in Scotland. My license allows me to shoot clays, vermin and fowl.
Regarding hoops, it's just typical British form filling. 3 or 4 forms and a few months of processing time. The main issue is the gun safe, which has to be made and installed according to certain specifications and is checked by a police representative once every few years. All guns must be kept in it when not being used. Doing otherwise is a criminal offence.
you can get a shotgun license, but you have to be a regular member of a shooting club, or require it professionally. You can't just get a license for no reason.
my waifus dad regularly goes game shooting, and has a bunch of shotguns in his house.
i keep a hobnob sock to clobber yobbos about the noggin
It looks adorable
Yeah mate didn't you hear him? He puts a few oatyslaps in a cloth tube to give some of the old ragamuffins a clout around the ear'ole.
>Stupid Yanks. You still need guns? You're fucking pathetic.
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Justice kino in its purest form. He only got a slap on the wrist for pre-meditating the murder.
>own a gun
>have to let police inspect your home every few years
What happened in your country to allow this?
I can't take it out to the streets, but when I'm at my cozy home it's always there for me.
Saddest part is I'm not even sure if this is a joke. I'm leaning towards "no".
Why a 1911? Isn't that an outdated and clunky weapon compared to more modern options of similar caliber?
Honest question.
I dont really carry anything for defense myself. I can fight a little but basically I'm hoping looking poor, big and menacing is doing the job of deterring attackers. Cheap shoes is always a good way to deter would-be attackers. I'm a big man with no money is what that says.
