HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
CALIFORNIA IS RUMBLING A GREAT EARTHQUAKE IS APPROACHING
6.8 REGISTERED OFF COAST OF HUMBOLDT COUNTY IN CA
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
CALIFORNIA IS RUMBLING A GREAT EARTHQUAKE IS APPROACHING
6.8 REGISTERED OFF COAST OF HUMBOLDT COUNTY IN CA
I felt nothing. But, i am currently fapping so...
Hope you separate now
>6.8
It'sfuckingnothing.jpg
6.8 isn't much talk to me when its 9
It's okay user I don't feel anything anymore anyways
yellowstone when?????????
Foreshock please please
1906 part 2 when
Why is it that I suffered so much devastation from a smaller earthquake more than 100 miles away from the Virginia earthquake, but when a huge quake like that happens in California no one even knows it happened 100 mile away?
Pre-quake nigga..
The real shook is coming in a few hours.
>6.8
So basically nothing? Earthquakes that strong only cause things to break in third world countries where the shacks are held together by stacked rocks.
EVERYBODY, PRAY WITH ME
CALIFORNIA SLIDES INTO THE SEA
Because California building codes force all the (legal) buildings to be designed to withstand earthquakes. On the east coast, they make everything out of bricks, which turn to dust in earthquakes.
REMOVE CALI
Kek, I'm going to need you to sink California, okay?
please kek, please remove the filthy degenerate cesspool that is California
Stay safe Jeffersonbros
Sure thing, chief.
nothing is "Happening" calm the fuck down
My father, sister, brother in law, niece, and nephew all live in California.
It still would be acceptable losses if it slid into the pacific.
Captcha: nigger sold
Kek appreciates your dedication to the cause.
ptwc.weather.gov
EVALUATION
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* AN EARTHQUAKE WITH A PRELIMINARY MAGNITUDE OF 6.8 OCCURRED
OFF THE COAST OF NORTHERN CALIFORNIA AT 1450 UTC ON THURSDAY
DECEMBER 8 2016.
* BASED ON ALL AVAILABLE DATA... THERE IS NO TSUNAMI THREAT
FROM THIS EARTHQUAKE.
It's literally nothing
praise KEK for san andreas fault HAPPENING
Praise!
Before the day of inauguration, California will meet devastation!
GET SUMMONING LADS - PRAISE KEK!!!
>HAPPENING
>6.8
>coastal cali will sink in the ocean in your lifetime
...
Please let it destroy all of California it wouldn't exactaly be a great loss
So will it finnaly part of and sink in the ocean soon or what?
KEK WILLS IT
Oslo is actually in an old such line, in theory it too could go off into the ground
But that's like a likelyhood of 0,0000001%
one can only dream
>white trash in Eureka get rekt
and nothing of value was lost
The geology of the East Coast is completely different. A 7.0 hitting Manhattan would level the whole city
>6.8
I don't even get out of bed for less then a 7.
Tsunami incoming!
This. We had a 5.8 in virginia in 2011 and it made buildings sway in new york. Literally the entire east coast felt it, including me who lived in PA. I had pictures on the wall and my bed swinging back and forth. It was felt as far north as canada.
en.m.wikipedia.org
Most of the East coast bedrock is extremely hard so it propagates shock waves easily.
Fuck just give me a tsunami so I can cash in on the insurance and get a new yacht.
Come on san andreas you bitch.
>6,8
>Americuck cardboard buildings BTFO
Americans can't into building
be quiet worst america
people are talking
DAY OF THE QUAKE
let them sink today
>including me in PA
Can confirm: pittsburgh fag here and my shit was shaking all through the place.
Isn't California the state that wanted to leave cause Trump won?
Praise Kek. Meme this into reality!
>no frog related deaths
stand down happening alert
Checked
Praise KEK ! !
PRAISE KEK
>2016
>physical media
praise kek
you fucking communists are finally going to burn
Has a tsunami ever hit the west coast of the US?
A 30 meter wave washing over California would be the best christmas gift ever.
Time to be informative. I live up here in Humboldt and let me tell you why this isn't a big deal. We get at least 2-3 of these a year. The big issue is that they are always deep, and well off shore, meaning that the effects are not really felt. It is all part of what is known as the triple junction, where 3 plate boundries come together. This causes a done of seismic activity as the Gorda plate gets slowly eaten by the pacific and north American Plates. Now here is the fun part. One of those plate boundaries in the pic is the cascadia fault. If the big one were to hit that would rip from here to Seattle and all those latte sipping hipster faggots in seatle would be no more. Here is the deal though, there are 2 conflicting opinions.
The don't worry about it
>this theory suggests that the Gorda plate is actively acting as a breaking mechanism and that its demise and the constant rumblings off the coast are just it letting off steam at a steady pace rather than having a big rip.
This is extra double bad
>this theory suggests that the Gorda plate is causing the pressure to build up more than it normally would if there were just two boundaries, and that perhaps cascadia only has OMGWTFBBQ sized earthquakes every couple hundred years because of it, rather than a few moderate sized earthquakes every now and then.
So unless you live in Seattle you shouldn't worry to much.
Please God, please Kek, please take these awful liberals and drown them in the ocean.
They do occur! Though not the way you think, some places are more succeptable than others. The last major tsunami to hit the coast of California was the one triggered by the great Alaskan earthquake in the middle of last century. It thoroughly fucked up Crescent City (its in northern california, where Pelican Bay prison is.)
>northern california
Nothing of value will be lost
Will I be ok if I live in Sacramento guys
ITT WE PRAY FOR A QUAKE
AND WE DO SO FOR AMERICAS SAKE
n-no d-delet ths
bahahaha reawakened
YESSSS
FLUSH IT ALL AWAY
LEARN TO SWIM I'LL SEE YOU DOWN IN ARIZONA BAY
#flush it down
RIP me
>female authors
*autistic screeching*
CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS
ITS HAPPENING
We're already dead bro
any suspicious0bservers fans out there?suspicious0bservers.org
These guys can predict earthquake location and a rough timeframe.
It's all about watching the solar weather.
They are about to release a disaster prediction app.
Cool shit!
Also, just saw an alert that there was just an 8.0 somewhere. Didn't see where.
Holy shit 8.0 near solomon islands 12 minutes ago
KEK IS REAL AND HE NEVER FORGETS
new thread?
tsunami warning?
Kek is coming to sink it all! all from a guy trying to deny it all.
please kek make it so
Tsunami alert on Hawaii
Just grabbed this photo from twitter
any chance of a live stream in the area of Solomon islands
Into the sea it goes
I wish it happened to Ferndale, Florida.
In the name of Kek, and his son Pepe, I beseech meme magic to ensure chaos reigns by annihilating the filthy hippy fags in Cali. Come on Kek... it would be fucking funny.
Can't find for now. I hope they can upload videos later
I know California is a liberal shithole for the most part but there are actually pockets of it that are conservative. We aren't all bad.
REMOVE LIBERALS
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
INTO THE OCEAN
PRAISE KEK
>Quake wrecks Commiefornia
>Media will blame Trump somehow
You know its true
I legit wouldn't care if that entire state was taken by the sea.
I am not trying to be edgy or anything. I am serious. I wouldn't care.
I might care about some of the inland areas but for the most part. I wouldn't shed a tear.
yup,
How many times have we had these Cuckifornia getting BTFO threads this year?
Every damn time nothing happens, even if there are gets
Cali is getting BTFO when God feels like it faggot
Anyways, who getting /comfy/ here
Just bought the warmest blanket I've ever owned and am currently sipping some hot cocoa
...
If Star Citizen gets delayed because of this shit....I'm going to hate you all.
if there's this many quakes along the ring of fire, washington state could be next. earthquake, stay your hand for like 6 days, so I can leave
This little guy just popped off not too long ago too.
Could any of the recent earthquakes in America effect Yellowstone in anyway?
I'm a bit worried if the volcano erupts and the world ends.
who the fuck knows
they all fucking stand around watching it HAHAHAHAHA HAA I fucking hate california. I hope fuckloads of them are standing around when the big one happens
LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM
they are completely unrelated. The yelowstone supervolcano is part of a magma dome. Imagine a giant zit. As magma builds up in the dome, pressure increases, then boom it ruptures, much like puss will build up under your skin and can eventually rupture.
The earthquakes occur on a fault line thousands of miles away and are in no way connected to the volcano in yellowstone. Besedes, you should be worrying more about that cliff in the canary islands falling and causing an atlantic ocean super tsunami you silly spaniard.
Yellowstone has shallow, small quakes fairly regularly. It's when you start seeing deeper ones that you need to be worried. So far that hasn't happened.