HAPPENING

HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
CALIFORNIA IS RUMBLING A GREAT EARTHQUAKE IS APPROACHING

6.8 REGISTERED OFF COAST OF HUMBOLDT COUNTY IN CA

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youtube.com/watch?v=Zgt8qBSZEn0
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I felt nothing. But, i am currently fapping so...

Hope you separate now

>6.8

It'sfuckingnothing.jpg

6.8 isn't much talk to me when its 9

It's true

emsc-csem.org/Earthquake/

This could be something small before a great one

It's okay user I don't feel anything anymore anyways

yellowstone when?????????

Foreshock please please

1906 part 2 when

Why is it that I suffered so much devastation from a smaller earthquake more than 100 miles away from the Virginia earthquake, but when a huge quake like that happens in California no one even knows it happened 100 mile away?

Pre-quake nigga..

The real shook is coming in a few hours.

>6.8

So basically nothing? Earthquakes that strong only cause things to break in third world countries where the shacks are held together by stacked rocks.

EVERYBODY, PRAY WITH ME

CALIFORNIA SLIDES INTO THE SEA

Because California building codes force all the (legal) buildings to be designed to withstand earthquakes. On the east coast, they make everything out of bricks, which turn to dust in earthquakes.

REMOVE CALI

Kek, I'm going to need you to sink California, okay?

please kek, please remove the filthy degenerate cesspool that is California

Stay safe Jeffersonbros

Sure thing, chief.

nothing is "Happening" calm the fuck down

My father, sister, brother in law, niece, and nephew all live in California.

It still would be acceptable losses if it slid into the pacific.

Captcha: nigger sold

Kek appreciates your dedication to the cause.

ptwc.weather.gov/ptwc/text.php?id=pacific.TIBPAC.2016.12.08.1456

EVALUATION
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* AN EARTHQUAKE WITH A PRELIMINARY MAGNITUDE OF 6.8 OCCURRED
OFF THE COAST OF NORTHERN CALIFORNIA AT 1450 UTC ON THURSDAY
DECEMBER 8 2016.

* BASED ON ALL AVAILABLE DATA... THERE IS NO TSUNAMI THREAT
FROM THIS EARTHQUAKE.


It's literally nothing

praise KEK for san andreas fault HAPPENING

Praise!

Before the day of inauguration, California will meet devastation!

GET SUMMONING LADS - PRAISE KEK!!!

>HAPPENING
>6.8

>coastal cali will sink in the ocean in your lifetime

...

Please let it destroy all of California it wouldn't exactaly be a great loss

So will it finnaly part of and sink in the ocean soon or what?

KEK WILLS IT

Oslo is actually in an old such line, in theory it too could go off into the ground

But that's like a likelyhood of 0,0000001%

one can only dream

>white trash in Eureka get rekt

and nothing of value was lost

The geology of the East Coast is completely different. A 7.0 hitting Manhattan would level the whole city

>6.8
I don't even get out of bed for less then a 7.

Tsunami incoming!

This. We had a 5.8 in virginia in 2011 and it made buildings sway in new york. Literally the entire east coast felt it, including me who lived in PA. I had pictures on the wall and my bed swinging back and forth. It was felt as far north as canada.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Virginia_earthquake
Most of the East coast bedrock is extremely hard so it propagates shock waves easily.

Fuck just give me a tsunami so I can cash in on the insurance and get a new yacht.

Come on san andreas you bitch.

>6,8
>Americuck cardboard buildings BTFO

Americans can't into building

be quiet worst america

people are talking

DAY OF THE QUAKE

let them sink today

>including me in PA

Can confirm: pittsburgh fag here and my shit was shaking all through the place.

Isn't California the state that wanted to leave cause Trump won?

Praise Kek. Meme this into reality!

>no frog related deaths

stand down happening alert

Checked
Praise KEK ! !

PRAISE KEK

>2016
>physical media

praise kek

you fucking communists are finally going to burn

Has a tsunami ever hit the west coast of the US?

A 30 meter wave washing over California would be the best christmas gift ever.

Time to be informative. I live up here in Humboldt and let me tell you why this isn't a big deal. We get at least 2-3 of these a year. The big issue is that they are always deep, and well off shore, meaning that the effects are not really felt. It is all part of what is known as the triple junction, where 3 plate boundries come together. This causes a done of seismic activity as the Gorda plate gets slowly eaten by the pacific and north American Plates. Now here is the fun part. One of those plate boundaries in the pic is the cascadia fault. If the big one were to hit that would rip from here to Seattle and all those latte sipping hipster faggots in seatle would be no more. Here is the deal though, there are 2 conflicting opinions.

The don't worry about it
>this theory suggests that the Gorda plate is actively acting as a breaking mechanism and that its demise and the constant rumblings off the coast are just it letting off steam at a steady pace rather than having a big rip.

This is extra double bad
>this theory suggests that the Gorda plate is causing the pressure to build up more than it normally would if there were just two boundaries, and that perhaps cascadia only has OMGWTFBBQ sized earthquakes every couple hundred years because of it, rather than a few moderate sized earthquakes every now and then.

So unless you live in Seattle you shouldn't worry to much.

Please God, please Kek, please take these awful liberals and drown them in the ocean.

They do occur! Though not the way you think, some places are more succeptable than others. The last major tsunami to hit the coast of California was the one triggered by the great Alaskan earthquake in the middle of last century. It thoroughly fucked up Crescent City (its in northern california, where Pelican Bay prison is.)

>northern california

Nothing of value will be lost

Will I be ok if I live in Sacramento guys

ITT WE PRAY FOR A QUAKE
AND WE DO SO FOR AMERICAS SAKE

n-no d-delet ths

bahahaha reawakened

YESSSS

FLUSH IT ALL AWAY

LEARN TO SWIM I'LL SEE YOU DOWN IN ARIZONA BAY

youtube.com/watch?v=Zgt8qBSZEn0

#flush it down

RIP me

>female authors

*autistic screeching*

CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS

ITS HAPPENING

We're already dead bro

any suspicious0bservers fans out there?suspicious0bservers.org
These guys can predict earthquake location and a rough timeframe.
It's all about watching the solar weather.
They are about to release a disaster prediction app.
Cool shit!
Also, just saw an alert that there was just an 8.0 somewhere. Didn't see where.

Holy shit 8.0 near solomon islands 12 minutes ago

KEK IS REAL AND HE NEVER FORGETS

new thread?

tsunami warning?

Kek is coming to sink it all! all from a guy trying to deny it all.

please kek make it so

Tsunami alert on Hawaii

Just grabbed this photo from twitter

any chance of a live stream in the area of Solomon islands

Into the sea it goes

I wish it happened to Ferndale, Florida.

In the name of Kek, and his son Pepe, I beseech meme magic to ensure chaos reigns by annihilating the filthy hippy fags in Cali. Come on Kek... it would be fucking funny.

Can't find for now. I hope they can upload videos later

I know California is a liberal shithole for the most part but there are actually pockets of it that are conservative. We aren't all bad.

REMOVE LIBERALS

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
INTO THE OCEAN

PRAISE KEK

>Quake wrecks Commiefornia
>Media will blame Trump somehow

You know its true

I legit wouldn't care if that entire state was taken by the sea.

I am not trying to be edgy or anything. I am serious. I wouldn't care.

I might care about some of the inland areas but for the most part. I wouldn't shed a tear.

yup,

How many times have we had these Cuckifornia getting BTFO threads this year?

Every damn time nothing happens, even if there are gets

Cali is getting BTFO when God feels like it faggot

Anyways, who getting /comfy/ here

Just bought the warmest blanket I've ever owned and am currently sipping some hot cocoa

...

If Star Citizen gets delayed because of this shit....I'm going to hate you all.

if there's this many quakes along the ring of fire, washington state could be next. earthquake, stay your hand for like 6 days, so I can leave

This little guy just popped off not too long ago too.

Could any of the recent earthquakes in America effect Yellowstone in anyway?

I'm a bit worried if the volcano erupts and the world ends.

who the fuck knows

they all fucking stand around watching it HAHAHAHAHA HAA I fucking hate california. I hope fuckloads of them are standing around when the big one happens

LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM

they are completely unrelated. The yelowstone supervolcano is part of a magma dome. Imagine a giant zit. As magma builds up in the dome, pressure increases, then boom it ruptures, much like puss will build up under your skin and can eventually rupture.


The earthquakes occur on a fault line thousands of miles away and are in no way connected to the volcano in yellowstone. Besedes, you should be worrying more about that cliff in the canary islands falling and causing an atlantic ocean super tsunami you silly spaniard.

Yellowstone has shallow, small quakes fairly regularly. It's when you start seeing deeper ones that you need to be worried. So far that hasn't happened.