Why is he so triggered?

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there are rumours that he's getting fired because of low ratings

how is colbert involved?

once he started wearing numale hipster glasses, it was all over

actually, as soon as he led a 'rally for sanity on washington d.c., it was all over

Because he is hosting the most mainstream of all the night talk shows in USA. Just see how natural and somewhat funny he was when he was hosting The Colbert Report, before he replaced David Letterman in The Late Show.

>Grow the fuck up

Not an argument

First time on Sup Forums since the election. What is pizzagate?

>comedy man telling people to grow up
If they did he'd be out of a job

Why does Wikileaks need to grow up? What did they do?

Funny, coming from such an immature idiot

A lot of the kids involved in Pizzagate could benefit from growing the fuck up

Their captors would lose interest in them

He's right that pizzagate people are morons

>A lot of the kids involved in Pizzagate could benefit from growing the fuck up
>Their captors would lose interest in them
heh kek'd and check'd

Fake news

A conspiracy theory alleging a pedophile ring being run out of a pizza parlor whose owner has a lot of connections with DNC officials and politicians. It's blown into the mainstream because a gunman entered the building a few days ago, fired a few shots, and then surrendered to police without hurting anyone.

>"I have the pre-interview transcript of me and Trump, but I'm not going to read it, because we both have an agreement that this is private."

>*puts in shredder*

>*fake boos*

>"But I have another copy"

>*fake laughter*

>"but I'm not going to read that either because, you see folks, here's what these conspiracy theorists don't get. There's a difference between a conspiracy and an agreement. A conspiracy is what villains do. An agreement is what adults do. Look around the country. Wouldn't you agree that we need some more adults? So Wikileaks, Alex Jones, and Subreddit Subgeniuses - I mean this in the nicest way possible - GROW THE FUCK UP."

What did he mean by this?

Nothing of substance

#pizzagate #twittergate

>it's too close to home
>most likely has some basis in fact
>show is doing terrible
>goddammit why did I pick this autistic musician as my sidekick
>people liked me better when I was in character
>I liked me better when I was in character

>Service publishing secret data to the people should 'grow the hell up'

what does that even mean?

I don't understand why he had to involve Wikileaks there. All they do is post the data. It's not their fault if others construe possible false narratives out of it.

Same bullshit he's always been peddling
"Me and everyone who agrees with me are bigboy smarties and if you disagree you're a dumdum,tune in next week for more shit in your eyes and ears"

god that was the most human interaction I've ever seen from a president of the united states of america.

He's only a funny when in character. He should just quit and go back to doing his show in character.

>trust ME, goyim! I'm the good guy and I wouldn't lie to you

Cause they have video of him with his penis buried to the hilt on a 11 year old boy.

>in one move both the colbert and the huffington post audiences get to know about pizzagate
well played, colbert, well played

Trump is pretty cool guy. He's not upstuck or fake.

I've always hated this guy, he's so painfully dull and empty, he just follows whatever narrative he's told to follow. There's no substance to this guy, he's a mild and unfunny cunt, a used up fleshlight for the elites

>tv shows are news

especially now that theres been a conservative revival he should try and go back to his old character except now hes insanely obsessed with trump

Alex Jones literally said he didn't believe pizzagate.

What the fuck is he problem?

And he fucking believes in reptile politicians.

why would he subvert this

>There's a difference between a conspiracy and an agreement. A conspiracy is what villains do. An agreement is what adults do. Look around the country

I genuinely don't understand this.

People involved in a conspiracy have an agreement with each other, "conspiracy" and "agreement" are not mutually exclusive, in fact conspiracies generally require agreements.

>the comedian with a show about fake news condemns "fake" news
we 4-d now

Fear leads to anger
Ander leads to hate
hate leads to suffering
suffering leads to poor ratings
poor ratings leads to suicide
suicide leads to hell
hell leads to satan cock
satan cock leads to heaven

Because he's on the list

If they didnt make it look like they were hiding stuff in the emails then there wouldnt be assumptions they are hiding something in every email.

>Be Clinton team
>Treat emails suspiciously
>Act surprised when people are suspicious of emails

A retarded conspiracyt that reddit newfags who browse /ptg/ believe

>reddit trolls

FUCKING KILL ME KEK

It seems like Fallon is the only one not going after people, he might be totally fake but at least he's been consistently positive throughout this clusterfuck of an election

the reptilians have very good lawyers and he doesnt want to lose every piece of property he has to a libel suit

HuffPo Projecting so fucking hard!!!!!!

The fucking dissonance! It's obvious they are on the brink of a total fucking worldview collective crisis!

>Cause they have video of him with his penis buried to the hilt on a 11 year old boy.
Checked, kek'd, and also likely this is also the 100% accurate answer

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"conspiracy" mean "crazy" now goyim stop reading and watch netflix

No he didn't you fucking retard. He actually took the pragmatic approach and said yeah they are using cryptic language in these emails and things about these people seem off,but he's just not going to focus solely on this one issue like you artists would have him do.

It also doesn't help that you have nothing but the most circumstantial evidence ever to prove your theory

We've been 4d buddy...

Remember when celebrities used to say something and it had weight to it... Now it just seems like a random faggot yelling at a camera.

He's right.

Fallon has always been "the least funny guy from SNL" from the 90s when I watched. His odd laugh, soft delivery style, and smalls stature relegated him to the side-kick role archetype for his typecasting (See: Him in Taxi, along side Queen Latifa & Gisele Bundchen lel)

His shtick aside, you can catch glimmers that he is a genuinely decent guy irl, doesn't seem to have that stuffy demeanor that fame tends to get when it goes to their heads and bloats their egos to 'star' level

That god tier gap tho

Roll

So basically, someone had the bright idea to expose the right wing for the troop of credulous mong-monkeys that they are. Congratulations, whoever is behind this. Now everyone sees the right, wikileaks, russia and all the rest for the god damned retards and schizos they actually are.

>Donald trump posting from a russian IP

I don't buy pizzagate, but that hunman thing was an obvious false flag.

Tell me where all those ticks come from
I suddenly had them all appear on my desktop icons, but they dissapear when i mouse over them

He looks like the guy from Nip/Tuck who was fucking trannies

In the Podesta emails, there are references to pizza. For example, an email from his friend saying that he dropped his hankerchief, and that it might be "Pizza related"

It turns out "cheese pizza" is a code word for "cp" or "child porn". And the underground fetish scene uses hankerchiefs as a way to advertise sexual preferences (a white hankerchief means a virgin, a red one means masochist, a black one means slave).

It also turns out that Podestas brother is a fucking weirdo who collects bizzare artwork. His favorite artist is a female child rape victim who loves making fucked up pedophilia themed art

Reumuel Katzenfeld
kek
I'm called David, so i already have a jew name

That's because he's hammered every time you see him.

Pizzagate is a false flag to distract you while Trump fills his administration with Wall Street Jews.

Love the no-info retards who think they can debunk something by doing nothing but shouting: fake news, you people are idiots!

Not a single legitimate debunking of any of the information has happened.

But, let's not pretend here, we all know there is a pedo problem in the elite circles (government, Vatican, Masons, etc), so why do you fags keep trying to shut it down? What are you actually afraid of? (We know)

He is about to get fired in an embarrassingly quick fashion

How is he being brought in to PG?

rolling

To Murricans- was there ever a huge media backlash against "9/11 truthers" or "FEMA death camp"-type of guys similar to the "FAKE NEWS DEBUNKED" shit that's happening right now around Pizzagate?

Strangers with Candy

At least he has material since Trump won. He would have been fired immediately if Hillary had won. These "comedians" would've been smart to vote for Trump.

>e-mails hacked by Russia and published by Wikileaks
Are they STILL going with this retarded conspiracy theory?

To keep delegitimizing Wikileaks to the clueless masses.

>prove ghosts don't exist
>prove that cop isn't a rayciss
you are fucking retarded

How do you even refute the "grow up" argument?

>Wikileaks is the enemy
how things change

Yes.
>Nah.

Gib me naem

A lot of (((coincidences))) that appear to point to some important people being involved in some really fucked up shit, all thanks to the leaked emails and one very fishy pizza place.

At the very least the personal social media of accounts of some of these people directly connected to Comet Ping Pong should've warranted investigation fucking weeks ago.

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What's that gif from? I don't remember it.

Not really

you got source to this video?

Alex doesn't believe in Reptilians.

That's David Icke

He's triggered because you cucks pull shit out of your ass by taking portions of e-mails out of context and then act like autistic faggots about it.

>Catholic celebrity defends pedophiles

Is anyone suprised?

Fake news

This is fake news. *sigh*

Almost like he was ordered to run cover for pedophiles and try to muddy the waters any way they could and this is the best they could come up with?

This is an understatement. Comet Ping Pong is just the place where they did their shit, and the owner is actually a hot personality in washington. And the place has been caught lying about not having basements. And their creepy instagram.
Pizza, Chese, hotdog, and others were found in the Podesta emails. Emails that are weird as fuck.
And those terms are regularly used by pedophilia rings around the world.
So, it is probably a real thing and MSM uses the pizza owner as an excuse to say "look how you fake news destroy lives" - same guilty trip found in pretty much every leftist rethoric

Vast International pedo ring who do other worse stuff too. Breitbart mentioned it and podesta and then he got killed. The faggot on CNN mentioned it five years ago and then never brought it up again. It's likely the biggest conspiracy of our time. It's true, but the elites are trying extra hard to keep it secret because that's a basket with a lot of eggs in it

Not really, they were mostly laughed at in private and ignored on the news. There was never a "FAKE NEWS RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY" spin on things.

Comet pizza is likely just a very small piece

"Conspiracy" has become a thought-terminating word to the brainwashed. One of my co-workers told me that conspiracy theorists are wrong even when proven right because then the conspiracy is no longer a conspiracy.

Stop protecting child rapist

That huffington post title. Kek

Some guy called Cruz or Jeb a bitch/pussy

Depends on who you ask, really. The general idea about 9/11 truthers is that they bring up some good points, but there's nothing concrete and some of them can be VERY outlandish. Opinions generally run along the same lines as your propensity to trust the government. If you trust the government, 9/11 truthers are seen as crazies. If you distrust the government (And I'd say that a majority distrusts the government) then it's likely you humor them, even if you don't buy everything they say.

Personally I think we knew about plans to attack the WTC in advance, and just didn't do anything to stop them. My friends, who are all 20 something college kids, similarly believe that the government isn't telling us the whole truth.

That's what really activated by almonds. I don't remember any conspiracy theory getting this much backlash against it. Someone really must have felt fire around his ass.

If there is no substance to it, why are they so desperate to SHUT IT DOWN?

Funny how all these leftists are Streisand Effecting #pizzagate in the mainstream.

I know it isn't intentional, they are just so repulsed by it they can't imagine any of it being true.

They should look up Congressman Gerry Studds.

That was something else, I don't remember there being a crowd behind him when that happened.

I hate when comedians try to get 'deep' and do fake real talks near the end of their shows. Its disgusting to see them pushing their actual agenda without any attempt to hide it through comedy.

Rolling

Is it this?

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