>this is real
kek
>this is real
kek
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i like to watch him cum on your face ams im a facist
Oy vey why is that good Jewish girl with a goy?
why? because if you have a certain ideology, you can't have certain fetishes?
Of course it's retarded to write an article about that, but that magazine seems to be 100% retarded anyway
No, just a cuck.
Holy fucking sex swastika!
>why? because if you have a certain ideology, you can't have certain fetishes?
When they are contradictory, no, you cant.
no, not nazi facist
face ist
my turn ons include doing things to people's face.
holy shit someone tell rabbi Liebermann that this smut rag is advocating Jewesses sleeping with schwarzas!
Realtalk: best sex I ever had was with a fatass feminist bisexual, zombied out on psych meds to keep her from adding to the selfharm scars all over her flabby wrists.
>implying feminism isnt just a cry baby card
Aren't fetishes usually things that are taboo? What's weird about that?
Next level degenerate murica!
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Ban abortion
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From Alberta going to school French Canuckistan? That description was so apt that I think I mightve banged her. Also best sex I've ever had.
This is pretty true
I dated a feminist cunt for abut a year, she was always bitching about objectification, getting gawked at etc.
BUT in the bedroom she wore all the sexy lingerie and was a complete pig that loved being ravaged and dominated and would do anything I asked her to do.
But her bullshit became too much to put up with even though the sex was unbeleivable
Nah I'm in Toronto, but the whole "feminist in the streets, cumguzzler in the sheets" thing is probably a bit of a pattern with Canada.
>fascist
Underrated
If i had the comic about taking the nightmare vision goggles off and everything being the same I would post it now
fixed
>Mfw I want your women cause muh dick but my brain is noping the fuck out
>I'm a feminist, but I wan't men to cum on my face
You can't escape biology
You should listen to your brain. As awesome as a crazy bitch like that is in bed (and especially when she's a crazy canuck bitch) you are really better off finding a woman who is at least stable by women's standards.
I think it's supposed to point out that our society manipulates women into degrading themselfs to whores.
Not feminists hypocrisy.
I kinda even agree with it.
everyone can tell youre a virgin and liar
these bitches are unreal
No. That is one of the Black Israelites of the Black Judeans! The True Tribe of Jesus! It is she who is the goy here!
This is a type in canada
>vomiting_dog.jpeg
I just love pol
>by women's standards
kek
More of these please, they are fucking hilarious
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>(((Hanukkah))) sex positions
Looks more like a ripoff from Poo sex manual. Why do Jews like stealing ideas and claim it as their own?
Hell, the Jews even "steal people" and claim they are Jews so any achievements/accomplishments those people made are claimed as Jewish.
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Holy shit these are hilarious
Are you tired of winning yet?
Damn buddy who lies about having sex once
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FYI, women are literally supposed to suck dick and swallow cum on a regular basis, it's biological. Mother nature put five different drugs in semen to calm women the fuck down.
that actually explains a lot
Name? She is hot as fuck
When your identity revolves around
>WOMYN STRONK
>FUCK DA PATRIARKY!!1
>END RAPE CULTURE
It's hypocirical.
All women are just entitled cunts that only want the finest Chad
>women want to be taken seriously
They don't know what hey want, but in truth they just want to feel safe and controlled by a strong male
women's suffrage was a mistake
subtle
l-link pls
I had a girlfriend that was a socialist, feminist, SJW back in 2006. She'd swallow. Take loads on the face. Let me fuck her ass whenever I wanted. She'd suck my cock when and where I wanted. She was an obedient whore.
She wanted a polyamorous relationship and cheated when I refused.
It's pretty fucking typical, bro.
>middle pic
>reverse spitroast
Thats my fetish
I can attest to this.
I'm dating a liberal vegan chick right now, and she is so attracted to the fact that I'm "alpha" and tell her what to do.
She tried getting me into veganism and I told her fuck no.
If there is something girls hate, it's a spineless man who doesn't stick to his convictions, even if they are opposite her own.
Oh my fucking GOD I can't take this shit today.
>what you need to know before getting in an open relationship
They never work.
The girl I knew who liked the most degrading sex was somebody working as a university administrator
She liked me to come to her office and throw her on the desk/floor. Or if I would would bang her on the floor before going out to eat.
(To be fair women love the idea that they are to sexually appealing for you to hold back).
But the point is she was a stronk female leader at a university and got off hard on degrading filthy sex.
And to date I have had sex with 20 women over my years and yet to meat one that didn't like me going rough/chokey. Some liked t more than others but they all liked it
>women want to be taken seriously
fug, isn't that what all of this is? feminism, suffragists, women property rights, etc
they want to be on the same intellectual level as men, but rather than actually try to compete they'd rather simply push against getting less recognition as intellectuals. It's like a little kid complaining that no one takes him seriously rather than just trying to be a more serious person.
I'm other words, feminsts are useless cunts whose only attribute in life is the wet hole between her legs
When she asked you about that it was already over with 99.99% chance she was already sleeping around. Only response to that is start packing her bags and saying goodbye.
>checks flag
>No tits, excessive body hair, man face.
That's a dude.
>(((she)))
I want to believe this
this can't be fucking real
why does print think that it has to actually simulate the Internet in order to be successful now
I'm just some lazy af NEET but that's not how I would manage a magazine or newspaper at all t.bqh
I can smell the kike from here
Time and time again, feminists prove to us that feminism was just one giant shit test to filter out the weak-willed betas (ie male feminist pussies) with the Chads who laugh in their face and tell them to swallow what Daddy gives them.
>swarthy guy + blonde woman
what does a vagina feel like
I know a MFF that made it work.
God I hate Islam but this shit makes me want to see sharia
>spermidine
Sounds like a fancy business
Eeewee goooeee, nice and jeweee
That's a harem, not an open relationship.
You can have multiple wives in islam
please have credible source
>vegans
Such a weird thing many west coast women are into these days. I'm currently seeing one (Berkeleygraduate engineer and she knows invited trump) and two former fuck buddies. I got both the previous two to eat meat (still vegans but I got hem to do it ) I'll try to get her to eat meat too.
Women are easily swayed
there we go.
i get this image is supposed to be funny, but...
how long have they been doing it though
>comes
This is actually the most annoying part of the image to me.
Search semen therapy.
Lick the inside of your cheek but more...Ribby? Idk if there is a word for it
Well, the answer along with their gender is imaginary.
Didn't find scientific articles on there t.bh
I guess that's true.
Idk 2-3 years I think.
They both wanted to find a girl to be in a relationship with together so I guess it's not really an open relationship.
>how to orgasm from giving a blowjob
lmao
in a search engine.
the eternal kraut strickes again
I think that's cute af
I wonder if real women think this way
they know a blowjob makes a man happy so they try to figure out a way to enjoy it. That's just cute c'mon
The identity politics is swinging to our favor again, no more I,m a patriot ... But ...
Now it's I'm a feminist... But
Praise kek
>af
>using the same lingo as COSMO
>2-3 years
>made it work
kids these days I swear
jokes on you I aquired ever nuance of my vernacular on Sup Forums
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Well, what happened?
This has nothing to do with taboos.
Cosmo is overtly changing political stances in the wake of the election. This is how shallow and opportunist all trend and fashion magazines and ultimately the media in general actually are.
I was honestly waiting for some forward indicators for how the media/socialites/elites were going to cut their ties with the old Clintonian regime and try to cozy up to the Trump-bandwagon. I didn't expect it to be this stark, but you are literally looking at the media watershed between the old hysteria and the coming fawning over Trump. I was expecting something in the Economist or Time (which also came out today) or the NYT, but I suppose this is as key an indicator as any.
This is cultural regime change. If it sounds far fetched, you need to consider that Cosmo is read by young girls and women, and in some way informs and shapes their views. These young women go on to be (or currently are) young bloggers, twitterers, media writers, etc, or hang out with such in bars, or hipsters hovels or so on. Slowly the cultural landscape changes with and in the wake of generations. It's called "Cosmopolitan magazine" because it informs on an shapes that landscape. You're looking at the foaming crest of a breaking wave in the cultural and political landscape (no pun intended ... kinda).
In triumph, defeat or in submission, the media have no dignity.
The mic is right /thread
Holy fucking Jew.
op posted a shoop this is the real one
The "feminist" real goal is to have beta orbiters give emotional investment (and possibly money) to them and have Chad fuck them like whores.
Lol one of my wifes friends was letting her husband jizz on her face everyday because she thought it was good for her skin. Bitch would rub it in and leave it there for hours.