I am CIA ask me anything

I am a CIA agent that is part of a team "dealing with" those that post about pizza gate.

My job is to trace the targets by their IP address.

AMA

We dealt with 10 targets last night and will be dealing with more tonight.

FBI does investigations into domestic security. CIA is an intelligence gathering service (pic related).

LARP harder faggot.

SHART

whatever helps you sleep at night kid

These posts are made to destroy the abundant #pizzagate investigators.

Do not fall for them.

How did you survive the plane crash?

It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan.

Kill yourself.

How can I legally murder a CIA agent.

be a CIA agents supervisor

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By Crashing a Plane, with no survivors.

If this is true then you'd have to go all over the world to silence pizza gate posters.

But then again you're aiding pedophiles, so people that post about it will die with honor.

Tell me about Bane.

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Was sharting in the mart part of your plan?

Larp harder, retard!

WTF is pizza gate?

*keeps silent due to my loyalty, despite the fact that I'm a hired gun*

We would have a lot less anger at the establishment if we thought that there were any adults doing their jobs and trying to clean up this sort of thing. A major part of the Trumpening is the sense that nobody in government qualifies as an adult. And yes I actually am familiar with Dunning-Kruger, it turns out that Dunning-Kruger does not mean that criticizing elected officials is some sort of intellectual failure, and in fact implies that highly educated "experts" themselves can have blind spots the size of Libya.

How fat are you?

He's a big guy, for you

good luck im not behindn any prozzies

>AMA
are you cia?

Woah i didn't know my pants needed vsync

Was getting caught part of your plan?

CIA working within the Borders of this country you sir are breaking federal law. Come get me faggot I could use a big fat government payday

Somebody get this hothead out of here!

Can you do me a favor and drop a bomb on my house

Why would you shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane?

Do you find it weird that people who post about pizza gate have the same i.p. as your mom and your girlfriend?

Oh shit

He might be the real deal, Your average LARP wont risk jail time for impersonating a federal agent.

>sage sage sage sage
>nice bait nice bait

A fucking leaf

Do I get to bring friends?

Shit tier LARPing tbqh famalam

are feminine penises really gay?

You won't pussy

Of course niponese man would ask this question.

Not very convincing m8

Friends?

actual fbi informant here.

you guys are hilarious,but next time don't go telling everyone that you found a big pot of roaches and freakout when they scatter away.

I'm not allowed to tell you anything else, but my recipient says this is okay because no one will believe me.

i want the CIA's opinion on it.

impersonating an agent is a serious crime

Repeating integers always speaks truth. Come at me.

yes. faggot.

For you

no.

fugg.

Can you come over tonight big guy? I'm a little lonely.

No. She can call her 7 inch clit whatever she wants.

You'd die on my lawn, drowning in your own blood, and I'd post pics of your corpse on Sup Forums while slow jerking.

WHERE IS THE RARE PEPE STORAGE! WE KNOW YOU HAVE THEM.

The federal statute requires an individual arrested for impersonating a federal agent either demand or obtain:

Papers
Money
Documents
Anything else of value

How about that?

Prove it

mein negers, can anyone link the latest pizzagate thread to me now that we are on the topic?

Check the Catalog

Do (you)s have value? Considering how people are paid for shilling here, and how a site like this derives its value from user activity, I think it could be argued that a person merely responding is a transfer of value, and that the request is implicit in his posting.

Why dont you come out from behind that proxy?

You guys care about that gay pizzagate shit more than promoting genocide?

would he die?

lmao bring it, fuckboi.

CIA stands for Cucks InAction because you can't do shit

This, OP is a huge faggot.

Actual NSA guy here. Let me know if you want op's tiny little dick pics.
He's also a brony.

I hope this gets read in a deposition.

Boobs.

How many people does the flight plan you just filed with the agency list?

Did Hawaii user died? Haven't seen em lately.

A child sex trafficking ring were not supposed to talk about because it goes much higher than some pedos dumpy hipster pizza place.

They're seriously gearing up to shit all over the First Amendment to protect a ring of child rapists.

what does the NSA think? are feminine penises really gay?

You're a big guy

Good
Pizzagate is the most retarded shit to ever come out of Sup Forums

For this thread, I won't report this post as spam

>will be dealing with more tonight.
what do you mean by this ?

Why are you doing this, protecting pedophiles?

im the real CIA user.
Where my other real CIA niggas at

say my name baby

OP HERE:

CIA=Culinary Institute of America

we have a big interest in pizza

if you know what I mean

Fuck the CIA. Pussies. James Bond here, you cunts are all fucked.

Serious: Can user actually be located by IP address?

what did kek mean by this?

how do you plan on dealing with being attention-starved tonight

Site administration has access to IP address information. If they cooperate with government authorities, it's possible.

Sup Forums definetly can and provide it further but I don't know a way any regular hacker or person from the outside could. If there is a way then it would be really hard and profiling would be easier.

So that's what this was all about

yes

unless you post child porn or an elaborated plan to kill merkel or something youre ok. no one cares if you click on a natsoc generals

You srsly not behind 7 proxies mate? And yes, they have v& anons before.

>Be me
>Fidel castro
>Living it up as el presidente
>Introducing Dissidents to my firing squads
>fucking mad bitchs
>smoking all them cigars
>CIA salty as fuck
>Try to assassinate me
>Fail hard.
>Try hundreds of times over many years
>lulzy as fuck
>CIAs leash handlers finally give up
>Die cozy al
Cucked as fuck.