Guys, i just got back from Texas.
Guess who i met at the airport????
Guys, i just got back from Texas
These posts are made to destroy the abundant #pizzagate evidence.
Do not fall for them.
Some faggy kid? Idk just tell us Alex
That fag on your left? What's his name? Fagalot?
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>moots twink son
rachel maddow is on hrt now?
>Automatic Caution Door
Seriously?
Eew, you touched it
lol Alex is twice as wide as you. I bet he's unhappy in this photo because he knows you watch his shit but won't buy supermale vitality.
>you must be 18 years or older to post on this site
If you are at a Hungarian airport why are the signs in English?
Who is faggot next to you Alex?
Wear a belt mother fucker.
you guys have a fourth of an eyebrow between th both of you
Alex is literally twice the man you will ever be
You'll have to help me. I don't have a great knowledge of popular lesbians Alex.
>Hover hand
Why alex is such a cuck? Cenk fucks an Armenian chick everyday
Are you m or f
kek its true
best porn ever
nigger they're just part of Sup Forums
the entire board is not about pizzagate
some of us are just drunk and shitposting
Hey Alex, was meeting the tranny fun?
You need this product son
My sides
You read it as "CAUTION" "Automatic Door"
>Turksmell
He's a big guy..
Go buy super male vitality slenderman
hahaha OP BTFO
(Seriously, either you are aging incredibly well or you're 15)
Look at the size difference in head, Jesus.
Alex, what are you doing in Hungary an who the fuck is this faggot that you're with?
>underaged b&
back to /r/thedonald
What did he smell like
>man
nice eyebrows you fucks.
Jesus fuck, cop a few bottles of male vitality
Did Alex Jones go back in time to take a picture of young Dave Rubin?
Austin fag here, that's not the airport/op is lyin
Are you the lesbian?
LIFT FAGGOT
His head is like 3X the size of yours, wtf?
How old are you?
Did that man try selling you some water filters and penis pill's?
under rated
Alex looks worried that he might catch that fags queer. I bet he downed three bottles of Supermale Vitality and Silver Bullet after this
Alex is a big guy.
So how many water filters did he talk you into buying?
I love Alex Jones. He's provided me with about 10 years of constant entertainment.
Y-your cute OP be my bf plz
fuck i cant believe i am fatter than alex jones wtf
You were actually visited by the Based Water Filter Merchant.
We shall see what comes to you.
Ayo mate
Did you meet a pro trump biker
jesus christ alex is large
I will never understand why people can't correct their photos before posting them
>Implying anyone here would turn down buying a water filter from him in person
Shit I'd have him sign it
Lift and eat some fucking meat asap you fucking peasant.
He looks absolutely thrilled to be taking a picture w/you too. Have some respect for the man's schedule and understand he probably has 100 nomusclez faggots like you doing that a day
Judge Reinhold?
you met some faggot kid?
So Hungarians are actually Jews?
i knew i wasn't the only one who noticed this
At ATX? I met him at a cafe there.
Kek
Bill Hicks?
He's hoverhanding behind your back hahaahahahaha
>tfw to smart to be a skinny kid
I think you mean Sam Kinison
seconded
Honestly Eric Trump looks like he icepicks hookers in shitty motels in his downtime
It's well known that Alex has a pumpkin head.
Alex is a big guy.
Looks like you could use some super male vitality, OP.
Kek
Never noticed how much of a cute cute qt alex is.
That weird lesbian next to him needs to go though.
is that a lady hugging him?
Were you disappointment? They say you should never meet your hero's.
shit my dude, grow a toothbrush 'stache and you're the next literally hitler
Kek
where the fuck are your eyebrows
He had a completely different voice when he spoke, right? That gravel thing he does is completely fake for the radio. Anthony Cumia used to make fun of him back in the O&A days.
wait.
this.
cool bro, do you think alex jones knows what happened to your eyebrows? were they taken by force? could the globalists be in on it?
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I don't know if I like your new haircut Chloe..
That looks like shit, the contrast is all fucked up. Ops image looks alot better than that.
I fixed your facial problem OP.
>I was only nine years old
>I loved Alex so much, I owned all the Super Male Vitality products and other merchandise
>I pray to Alex every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>"Alex is love", I say, "Alex is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to InfoWars
>I called him a brainwashed leftie
>He slaps me and sends me to my room
>I am crying now, because my face hurts
>I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I fell something touch me
>It's Alex
>I am so woke
>He whispers into my ear, "We are breaking the conditioning"
>He grabs me with his powerful nationalist hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for Alex
>He penetrates my butthole
>It hurts so much, but I do it for
>I can feel my conditioning tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Alex
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his Super Male Vitality
>My dad walks in
>Alex looks him deep in the eyes and says, "There is poison in the tap water"
>Alex leaves through my window
Alex is love, Alex is life.
Holy fuck he's so big
Alex is a fucking beast m8
he could probably break the globalists in two with his bare hands
Fuck me m8 I'm dead
Despite this being a shill/slide.
I'm loving the bantz.
Also the look on Alex's face is priceless. I hope he gave him a free sample of Super Male Vitality.
Yo man would it really be asking to much for you to take some supplements and lift a few weights?
you basically look like a lesbian from outer space right now.
/fit/
did you fuck?
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/therad
Maximum kek.
ftfy
wtf Bill Hicks is alive
Man Alex has got a fucking massive head or that you're really small op
magnificent
I like the way he says "the globalists"
This was on r/thedonald yester d.