Pizzagate confirmed fake news

So Sup Forums, how does it feel knowing that you got duped by a woman? You sure fell for it this time

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The only person who got duped is you.

This is damage control on their part.
You believe everything you read?

Link?

>Sup Forums is one personne
every single time

UNE PUTAIN DE FEUILLE

>some of the most powerful people in the world engaging in the most despicable acts known to man are above threatening the lives of people trying to expose them

pressreader.com/canada/metro-canada-toronto/20161208/281642484799832

>seriously it was me!
>give me attention!

>you believe everything you read?

Says the pizzagate conspiritard. Amazing

This actually is fake news.

>Oh look at me I'm behind the whole Pizza Gate thing and I lied :^)
>See everyone! What did we tell you? It was all a lie! She even admitted it. This one girl who is behind the whole thing!

oh boy MSM throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks again

First,
>A fucking leaf
Second,
>Sup Forums is one person, and she made up pizzagate all in one go, definately not a community effort to find the truth

>So Sup Forums, how does it feel knowing that you got duped by a woman? You sure fell for it this time

Her article was based on the conspiracy theory you illiterate halfwit.

She didn't invent it, she just published an article on it on a clickb8 aggregator

I mean, it is a retarded conspiracy theory, but it was made up by Sup Forums/lebbit.

This

Literally who?

She didn't make up anything. She wrote an article about the user who went to the pizza joint and filmed it.

Even if Pizzagate isn't real, due to averages and whatnot there is a very high probability a number of politicians are pedos. Whether or not Comet is the conduit for their pedo activity is irrelevant.

1. Pizzagate is fucking retarded.

2. The Mick is right. It's literally Fake News. The article she wrote (now deleted) was about the conspiracy theory. She created nothing. This is actually Fake News.

>conspiracies are always wrong

Try again.
I bet you haven't even read the podesta emails regarding it.

Why can't women take normal photos of themselves? The internet was a mistake.

>Women's suffrage was a mistake.

FIFY.

That was the worst, most information-lacking article ever.
>this one stay at home woman made pizzagate up
>noregerts

I don't give a fuck. I think this pizzagate shit is real. Seeing all the stuff constantly being laid out is convincing. Reality Calls's videos are even being taken down now.

Guys... I have a confession to make... I killed Kennedy. It wasn't the fact that he was a liberal that triggered me, not even his tear jerker speeches were the problem. It was because he was smashing dat Onassis pussy that drove me to splatter his brains all over Dallas. The thought of that limp dick liberal riding those prime grade Mediterranean THICC hips was simply to much for me to bear.

I have read the podesta mails, probably more than you because I didn't filter "pizza" but tried to dig up meaningful stuff for the election. I can only baka about you.

> write one false article ago a month ago on purpose
> oy vey it was all wrong, everything is disproven

stop being a retard/shill/CTR

I can see the shills pushing the "fake news" narrative everywhere, simultaneously and coordinated. I only wonder if there is some central source or whether it's cocktail party coordinating.

youtube.com/watch?v=tfXWXNItF_Y

retard, it wasn't one person. As people downloaded the podesta emails and put them into email accounts and went through and discussed, people found shit and began discussing. The first thing was the symbol of the pizza place.

At that time (most of the real work was on infiniti, not here) everyone was desperately searching some any little fact to sink the cunt. It was formulated over months.

im fine with her taking the credit/flak

>lone woman responsible for pizzagate fake news saga

If you actually take the normie bait and maintain pizzagate is a non event then you really shouldn't be on this alaskan snow porn board, if you go even further and make statements like
>there has never been anything to conspiracy

>all past evidence spanning decades and in cases centuries is also fabricated

then there isnt enough electro shock therapy in the world to unfuck your programmed little self

>Sup Forums figures shit out right as the e-mails are coming out
>Sup Forums looks into it and finds a lot of shit

>some woman no one has heard of takes the credit
???

...

Yeah? The law of averages states your dad may be a faggot. Why don't you investigate?

>being new

I've never seen damage control for a story like I have for this. This is partly what makes me believe it's real. I'm totally convinced there's something to it now.

Pizzagate is retarded but anyone who believes this chick was behind it is too stupid to use an archive and need to lurk more.

I could literally give you a chronological record of how Pizzagate got started. I'm pretty sure I remember the very first post in the Wikileaks threads that kicked it off. The desperate media efforts at spinning this down are even more reaching that the threads themselves.

Fuck man. Why amn't I writing this down. This would make a killer black comedy. fml.

>amn't

Oh look an attention whore and willing damage control puppet!

Sup Forums and reddit did the work. Too much evidence and the fact we have the establishment rallying against it and outright denials of fact by the owners of the place(they denied they have a basement when an article from last year proves they do) makes the entire thing real.

>Conspiracies are always right

You have no evidence that even suggests wrongdoing except for a singular email that is written in code, and you have no idea what that code means.

So why does investigation by some random internet weirdos meets such opposition?

Exactly if anything it validates the theory. The political establishment and entire western (((media))) are against it as "fake news".

>fake news says pizzagate is fake
really tumbles my brass

>I have read the podesta mails, >probably more than you
>I'm the better detective, see???
>this invalidates your argument because I'm saying I read more emails than you about stuff that has nothing to do with pizzagate
>this shows that pizzagate is fake, i won!

this is not how you should greentext you faggot
>1 post by this ID

Hey, some of those photos could subjectively be described as creepy, from a very non-scientific viewpoint that won' hold up in any court! Because the courts are all in on it! They are part of the conspiracy, that I can't prove, and every piece of evidence against my acussations is just further proof that the conspiracy is real! Everyone who disagree with me is in on the conspiracy!

Pizza-gate cracked me up, up until some dude brought an AR jnto a family pizza restaurant and started shooting. I kinda choked on my laughter that day.

1. You are a disgrace.
2. Read the Podesta mails, all of you fuckwits
3. Don't believe in fucked up shit, i implore of you guys to check the eightchan pol investigations

LOL

Silly boys ;)

>a leaf

Whelp, RealityCalls on YouTube is probably having a fit. She's basically made a living off of PizzaGate.

They really do a number on the normies. They are all going to believe the whole story came from one woman. This fake news shit is not going to end well for them. What happened to tarring and feathering? To riding people out of town on a rail? There needs to be a way to run the traitors out or is it going to require hanging them from lamp posts for them to get the message?

>stay at home mom blogs about things
>people care about this
??? ??? ?? ? ?

Can someone poinnt me to a single msm article where they actually bring up the poedesta emials? They always say the story came from some obscure source, and dont' even try to dispute the legitimacy of the emails

...

Pizzagate author...

Creator of all EDM music regrets nothing...

>require hanging them from lamp posts
I don't care if it's required or not, this needs to happen. Public hanging and public display of corpses for days, and then heads on pikes, ALL need to come back. Put the fear of God into these shitstains.

This.
Even (((colbert))) said "Alt right fever dream from the recesses of the internet with no sources or proof"

Despite the entire thing being full of sources from the owners own social media accounts to diagrams of the buildings and locations of sites where "pizza parties" took place in 30 minute to 2 hour increments.

(((they))) are trying to bury this because we are so fucking close to the truth.

> singular
> getting a pizza for an hour

> singular
> Obama spending 65,000 on hot dogs

> singular
> Podesta asking whether he should play dominoes or pizza or pasta

> singular
> talking about pizza-related maps on a handkerchief and asking if it's a reason for concern

Posting a pic to your last comment.

You haven't looked into it at all.

who is jimmy comet instgram?

exactly. if its nothing ignore the "conspiracy nuts"
like flat earther or moon landing fake guys.

To learn who rules over you simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.

"author of pizza gate"

But nobody can be the sole author since its a bunch of stuff from different emails.

James Alefantis, the owner of Comet Ping Pong. Does anyone know if that's his real name or an alias?

So she faked podesta's emails to wikileaks huh.


Yeah. I know we're on to something now.

They get their orders from satan.

>singular email...
are you retarded or is it cognitive dissonance?
there are dozens of emails connecting the clintons and podesta to convicted pedos

past month i was brushing these retarded threads off
but god damn /x/file is strong in this

Neat, she sent all those podesta and obama emails and hotdog partys and kids in the jacuzzi?

Don't brush it off as just some wacky theory. Look into it, it's fucking crazy.

Breitbart was talking about these accusations in 2011. He brought them up again in 2012, mentioning they were going to kill him and say it was a heart attack.

He died of a heart attack two days later.

Good going, guys. You literally ruined multiple innocent people's lives and businesses, all while making everyone from Alex Jones to David Seaman look like complete schizos.

Well played, gentlemen, well played indeed

she invented pizzagate? I find that very hard to believe since her article wasnt until literally over a month after it was known about.

ditto

even if it is trolling. people like you should be ended

>Sup Forums gets trolled by a feminist.

I actively try to avoid tinfoul whenever possible. A healthy skepticism of this shit is warranted.

The emails that started it all, though, were shady as fuck. Nobody anywhere, even Podesta, talks like that. There's something strange going on in the Podesta house, and the pizza place is mentioned specifically.

The NYT was the first major outlet to jump on the pizzagate story...the CEO of the NYT had to resign as CEO of the BBC. Why? He was covering for a well connected pedophile.

If there isn't something going on, they're trying their damndest to make it look like there is.

>Canadian Flag
Hey OP does our CIA pay you in US or Canadian dollars?

Jaeg viszte innte atd swencar cunde foe betält får atd brewha.

Knowing the kikes they probably paid off or outright silenced the original creator of this story and replaced it with a woman to further some agenda. Honestly just from that picture it doesn't even look like that thing has two chromosomes to rub together, let alone create an article that would generate so much activity

>up until some dude brought an AR jnto a family pizza restaurant and started shooting. I kinda choked on my laughter that day.

shill harder

Another flase flag, everyone. They are starting to get really nervous about this so we need to keep digging.

>outright silenced

The fucking kikes I swear

this shits been brewing longer than a month, too.

good points, Mick

She's a lying cunt. We found definate cp connections. On twitter of all places.

ONE POST BY THIS ID

>leaf news
Lol

This shit just seems way too coincidental. First Brietbart and Podesta and than his death which was pretty fucking strange and now a new article surfaced and is being claimed as fake news. This seems like a scramble to cover up some horrible shit and we need to get to the bottom of this

And month's after the email connection, the hollywood actor elijah "throwing the ring" and the lolita express connection to the clintons.

The woman is the REAL false news.

>I can see the shills pushing the "fake news" narrative everywhere

Because there's other shills pushing fake news everywhere and old people on facebook eat it up without thinking.

Who are all these fucking people coming out of the wood work claiming to the founder of something that happened mostly by accident and was a group effort.

...man fuck this planet.

the bottom left tweet in that is fake. stop posting the image until you get off your ass and remove it yourself. It would be extremely effective but I and others will point out the flaw until its taken care of.

>Exactly if anything it validates the theory.

"A bunch of people saying it's false is exactly why it's true."

We're fucked as a species. I never thought that the Internet would be our demise instead of our salvation.

It 100% is a cover up. Seek a thread and ask for the twitter cp connection we found, the odd connections to the recent shooting (having killed a child in a car accident but somehow getting away with it - obvious deal done with somebody)

This shit is blatant shilling by the msm to cover up something that is probably connected to them. Furthermore they rely on it's "absurdity" in order to run the fake news fantasy.

They want 1984 so they can keep their jobs and their necks.

Why are retarded people allowed to make threads? Some chick sees pizzagate going on and writes an article about it, and all of a sudden she is the one who created pizzagate? Fuck off with this shill troll shit.

how'd she get all of these forged emails in wikileaks?

>the bottom left tweet in that is fake.

Of course it is. These Sup Forumskids are just unpaid propaganda parrots that have been conditioned into thinking that they're the heroes of their day. Serving an unknown interests toward unknown ends while thinking they're especially woke. It's kind of depressing to witness.

A bunch of people claiming falsely that they made it up when the leaks brought it up (not a fucking article)

Read the podesta emails. There was some seedy shit going on. Then this comet pizza connection sprung up. Then we found legit cp connections on twitter of all places

They are nervous as fuck.

Checked out the tagged posts on tumblr earlier today. The shills are out in full force.

We need to dox this bitch. Find her connections.

She's being used or is taking one for the team.
Or is an attention whore.

I'm becoming convinced that pizza gate is just a psyops to make Sup Forums lose credibility and get shut down from lawsuits. I refuse to believe Sup Forums can be this retarded. But I can already see the retards spamming shill and ctr.

I found legit connections to my own abuse in the past thanks to this shit.

Your politicians have weeds amongst them.
The government forces are spoonfeeding us because they are that compromised.

When we found the legit cp connections, the cat was out of the bag.
Time to noose some pedos.

That's the conditioning the msm us pushing. What you are experiencing is cognitive dissonance.