Brit/pol/ - House of Rimmer edition

Sadiq Khan looks to scrap ‘ladies and gentlemen’ in favour of gender neutral announcements on London trains and buses
>independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/gender-neutral-announcement-sadiq-khan-tfl-london-ladies-and-gentlemen-announcements-a7463271.html

>Private schools plan to offer 10,000 free places to children from low-income backgrounds
telegraph.co.uk/education/2016/12/09/private-schools-plan-offer-10000-free-places-children-low-income/

>Row over Saudi Arabia comments blows open rift between Theresa May and Boris Johnson
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/08/boris-johnson-theresa-may-odds-pm-rebukes-foreign-secretary/

>Private schools propose 10,000 free places
bbc.co.uk/news/education-38258454

>Conservatives win Sleaford by-election
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38258976

>Boris booted! Ex-minister backs May 'slap down' of Foreign Sec over Saudi Arabia row
express.co.uk/news/politics/741590/Malcom-Rifkind-theresa-may-slap-down-boris-johnson-saudi-arabia

>EXPOSED! The seven MP’s who voted against BREXIT and their constituents
express.co.uk/news/politics/741574/Seven-MPs-voted-against-Brexit-constituencies

>EXCLUSIVE — Trump’s Potential Secretary of State says a UK-U.S. Trade Deal Should Be ‘High On Priority List’
breitbart.com/london/2016/12/08/potential-u-s-secretary-state-britain-high-priority-list/

>Police Deny Political Correctness After Report Finds Schoolgirl Raped by Muslim Gang Was Let Down
breitbart.com/london/2016/12/08/police-deny-cultural-niceties-report-finds-schoolgirl-raped-muslim-gang/

>Caroline Johnson holds seat for Conservatives
theguardian.com/politics/2016/dec/09/sleaford-byelection-caroline-johnson-holds-seat-for-conservatives

>What the papers say: The trouble with Boris and McDonald’s Brexit boon
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/12/papers-say-trouble-boris-mcdonalds-brexit-boon/

Other urls found in this thread:

bbc.co.uk/news/health-38264472
thetimes.co.uk/tto/law/columnists/article2042633.ece
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4016542/Mine-s-Big-Mac-Left-wing-author-Self-slammed-mocking-McDonald-s-workers-bitter-Question-Time-clashes.html
bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-38231159
youtube.com/watch?v=ATA61CBd0EA
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/home-office-says-nigerian-asylum-seeker-can-t-be-a-lesbian-as-she-s-got-children-10083385.html
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>tfw mummy may is a traitor and a slave to arab oil money

Imperial Leather

The absolute state of the BBC.

>muh 350 gorillion

I only noticed this yesterday, but every time this so-called 'promise' was made, it begain with "Let's fund..." or "Let's give the NHS..."

Since Remainers love getting into the technical definitions of 'advisory' or 'sovereign', LET'S get into the technical definition of "Let's"

It's not a promise, it's a suggestion. As in, "let's go outside" or "let's have a takeaway".

So no promise or pledge was made about £350million a week at all.

/rant

>Filename

GP told dad with post-natal depression to 'man up'
bbc.co.uk/news/health-38264472

Is there not something in this, at all? We do have a very mollycoddled society now.

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That's a ridiculous thing to say, just concede that both sides acted disgustingly

How do men get post-natal depression? Women I understand, it's a huge physical change, but men?!

Don't be soft, user. You should know how people get when it comes to MUH NHS. There's no sense, logic or discussion involved. It's up there with the MUH BANKERS BONUS retardation and Brexit only magnifies it.

Didn't need to click on that link to get the image in my mind that it was some balding hipster with a beard and pierced ears.

Irish spring bitch.

Back to your cave

Let's not

I weep for Brittania.

What people need to understand is that the Leave campaigns had no fucking power. They don't get to choose what we do with our money, they could only put out ideas. So them saying "give NHS the money" is not them saying "WE will give them the money" it was them saying "it gives the government a chance to give them the money". But people are retarded aren't they and have absolutely no clue about anything.

>Irish

GP that actually did something of worth other than sign a referral or prescription. Fuck me.

Give a shit mate

It's a solid rebuttal to anyone using the 350million argument, it just implies they can't speak English. If they complain about technicalities, berate them about the meaning of advisory

Why would you use nigger soap?

>checks flag
>checks out

>Nu Male isn't wearing a Poppy

Fuck, accidentally spat out water at that filename

Its more than physical. Its mostly to do with a mixture of feelings like having an entire life dependent on you and extreme existential awareness that you are entirely responsible for something like that whilst at the same time having less power over your own life.

Imperial leather is slav soap, not much better

Now I see why YKTD posts it in every thread, it's a constant reminder of me.

You can't just let go, can you?

Why the FUCK is this man not our PM?

what program?

Just try asking lefties to define what services the NHS should provide.

>should the nhs provide emergency treatment?
>yes
>should the nhs provide end of life care?
>yes
>should the nhs provide preventative surgeries like stomach stapling?
>yes
>should the nhs provide cosmetic surgery?
>um, yes?
>should the nhs provide quality of life enhancements for patients?
>yes
>should the nhs provide exercise equipment for patients at home?
>OMG R U SAYING IT SHOULDNT BE FREE

thetimes.co.uk/tto/law/columnists/article2042633.ece


>I can’t fight my feelings any more: I love Tony

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Saturday Morning Live

It's pure cancer.

Will Self for PM when?

I really like Dettol in the bath, just a couple of caps but it makes me feel really clean. Also I really like the smell of Dettol (you call it Chlorox I think?).

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4016542/Mine-s-Big-Mac-Left-wing-author-Self-slammed-mocking-McDonald-s-workers-bitter-Question-Time-clashes.html

Not any time soon!

MINE'S A BIG MAC

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He honestly does look like a paedophile though.

Brillo pads?

No wonder young people don't want to work shitty jobs when it's perfectly acceptable to mock them for trying. I have no idea who this guy is but I'd smash an old Fiesta in to his knee caps.

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Is that good for removing the lingering smell of shit after you shart in the mart?

What font is that?

>LET'S get into the technical definition of "Let's"

Strictly speaking, it's an hortitative subjunctive.

WHO WILL CLEAN THEM

bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-38231159

Fuck's sake.

mart sharting will reach you and the rest of the vassal states soon, britcuck

OC

>AYO AYO YOU GONNA GET NUTHIN AND YOU GON FUCKIN LIKE IT WHITE BOI RACIST-ASS PECKERWOOD
>o-ok sir

Quads of truth, the poor are mocked for trying to work hard or get an entry level job.

Better to import a load of foreigners and keep the natives docile.

He wrote a pretty great book about a deranged London cabby struggling with the loss of custody of his son. Apart from this nothing much but for some reason the (((BBC))) gives him all the airtime he wants to spread his otherwise shit opinions.

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What an absolute cunt.

Does he not also realise that many of those jobs are staffed by immigrants?

No that shit will damage your sebum glands and cause a lot of infections/dry chapped skin and age you horribly.

Dettol is safe to bathe in, a couple of caps to your bath tub won't do harm.

>Mine's a Big Mac ha ha
There's something about this quote that I think embodies the snobby attitude of Remainers, being arrogant toward literally any positive UK news since Brexit was voted for.

PASSED A TURD
ASDA SPLURGE

Btw I've been to the UK and know how fat you really are nice memes boy but you goys are getting just as jiggly

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Biggins has let himself go

>Implying this man isn't at peak performance

It's about time for a new thread isn't it?

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Apologise.

It's elitist lefties in a nutshell. They despise the working class. They only pretend to care about immigrants because they are easy vote fodder.

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youtube.com/watch?v=ATA61CBd0EA

It's a good lampoon of socialism and the way that the postwar consensus has been shifted to believe that the latter half of the 20th Century was when the "foundations" of this country were laid, and the fact that neither of those things actually work

>Home Office says Nigerian asylum-seeker can’t be a lesbian as she’s got children

independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/home-office-says-nigerian-asylum-seeker-can-t-be-a-lesbian-as-she-s-got-children-10083385.html

>Nigerian clearly lying so she is not deported
>Home Office is finally doing their job properly
>Lefties are getting riled up about it

>One example of them doing their job right that's been DELIBERATELY cherry-picked to fool conservatives into thinking that le based nazi le mummy may and based tories are finally fixing Britain in a sea of constant lies and capitulations to migrants is "finally doing their job properly"

Finally our departments are growing balls, what a time to be alive.

>But the Home Office argues that Ms Apata could not be considered a lesbian because she has children and has previously been in heterosexual relationships. Ms Apata’s barrister, Abid Mahmood, said these were “highly offensive… stereotypical views of the past”.

Haha a Muzzie say that fucking comedy gold.

Correction, they care about immigrants because that gets the most lefty feel-good points. If helping unskilled out of work Brits was trendy they'd be calling for a ban on migrants and accusing the Tories of importing foreign workers to undercut the native working class.

>our country

>some very recent things which are both failing at astonishing rates are the corner stones of our country
What?

Exhibit A of why the Tories are doing so well

Watch them in 40 years' time "WTF????? I'm getting decapitated for being a kuffar???? but I voted for May???????? BORIS H-H-H-HEEEEEEELP"

These idiots probably think the NHS and Jobcentre Plus have been around since William the Conqueror.

t. Ahmed

I suppose we should follow Peter's lead and not vote at all. Remember when he did that? Wrote loads about Brexit, even now begging for a Norway deal, but he did not actually vote.

Hey I give credit where it's due and critique where it's due. Stop being a splerglord, you're sound like Hitchens, moaning about everything. Stop being a Melanie Moanalot or I stab you with my cock.

That tickled my funny bone.

Ah yes the black holes which we throw money at hoping it plugs up are such great examples of socialism

It's funny because his comments pretty much embody the new left in its entirety. Pretend to champion the working class as you mock them.

>he thinks the foundation of our country is something gay like the magna carta or act of union

>he thinks he knows what i believe based solely on what i don't believe
Fuck off you rancid twat.

Happy Merchant

I absolutely cannot wait until the NHS undergoes a catastrophic collapse. No one will even touch the prospect of reform with a barge poll as it's political suicide, but everyone who has ever gone MUH NHS will beg for it when the time comes and by then it'll be too late.

My favourite part of brit/pol/ is that no one replies to the attention whoring tripfags.

Just keep throwing brown people and slavs at it. Everything will be OK.

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Hyacinth's pussy game must have been out of this world for Richard to stick around for so long.

>tfw private healtcare through work
Have to think carefully what company to move to when it's time to leave though. I don't want to be left relying on the nhs, once you've had private you realise how truly shit tier it is. It's a good idea but it will always be exploited by the unworthy.

Racist.

Fucking hate what the NHS has become tbpfwyl

A noble ideal of course, but has just encouraged that culture of "someone else will pay for it" that is so prevalent today.

Everything terrible about the welfare state, benefits cheats, socialism, all of it, is directly reflected in the NHS - except instead of money, its now health.

Why work when the state will give me handouts?
Why be healthy when the NHS will make me better?

Why save for emergencies if government will pay for my redundancy and retirement?
Why look after my health when I can join a waiting list for a new liver?

I could work, or I could get benefits. Why not, it's practically free money.
I've got a tickly cough, I'll just make an appointment to see the GP. Why not? It's free isn't it? Might as well use ita

The NHS is salvageable, they just need to make people start paying for smoking, obesity and drug / alcohol treatments, and tell GP timewasters to fuck off, and then take it from there.

Can you make it in life without going to university?

If so how?

I didn't need this thought

NHS management is also absolutely toxic culturally and needs a massive reform. There also needs to be a culture shift in not allowing projects to blackhole money, but you could apply this ti basically all of the UK public sector.

>I've got a tickly cough, I'll just make an appointment to see the GP.
Shitskins just go straight to A&E for that. Going to a GP requires forethought.

Why do Brit/pol/ threads go so slow these days?

Win the lottery desu.

great