The lads over in Norway has dun goofed now. Every christmas they sent a christmas tree to England for saving their asses in WW2. Well this year they sent... a FUCKING CUCUMBER. Norway is getting fucking railed by the entire British Isles as we speak.
You had one fucking job Norway what the fuck is this?
>This year’s lighting ceremony on London’s Trafalgar Square has left some people saying, “Bah, Humbug!” as they took to Twitter to blast the newly unveiled Christmas tree and compare it to a number of distinctive curve shaped vegetables. The Norwegian spruce tree is the 69th tree gifted to Britain from the city of Oslo since 1947, when the annual tradition began as a memento of lasting gratitude for the support Britain gave Norway during the Second World War.
>The warm neighbourly gesture or the fact the 25-meter tree traveled 700 miles to stand in Trafalgar Square, however, were not enough to deter critics from blasting this year’s tree because of its peculiar shape and the way the lighting was set up
>The Twitterati pulled no punches, with one user slamming the Christmas tree as an “illuminated cucumber” while another coined the phrase “gherkin draped in lights.” A less-mainstream opinion said it actually resembled a cactus.
Yeah that looks like shit, nobody is going to want to go out and look at it, it's just ugly.
Juan Reed
Atleast it's not a buttplug
Noah Price
I never even knew they do this
John Miller
Just rearrange the fucking light and stop blaming the tree.
Bentley Miller
Sad fucking excuse for a Christmas tree, why did they even bothered.
Jace Morris
It's made worse since they draped the lights vertically for some reason.
Xavier White
They probably packed it too tight on the journey over.
Sebastian Thomas
Don't care, Norway mentioned!
Elijah Gray
Looks normal. >Every christmas Fucking eternal anglos. How many trees do they need a stribute?
Levi Jones
Whatever happened to civility? If you get a present that you don't like, you say thank you and display it for the holiday season to make the giver feel appreciated.
Yeah, this tree is not the finest specimen. Just say "thank you" and smile.
Nathaniel Lewis
Thank you Norway. Don't listen to what Captain Sweden says, he's just mad he's posting from his shed for the 5th time this week.
Adrian Russell
>England for saving their asses in WW2 All nordic countries would have been better off if germany won
Ethan Ramirez
It looks alright, people are getting pissy again.
Jose Reyes
That's because you've never seen a christmas tree you monkey. It looks like shit
Nolan Sanders
What did they mean by this?
Brandon Lee
It was Norway, not Sweden.
Adam Barnes
My thought exactly.
A gift is a gift.
Hudson Nelson
gurka :)
Isaiah Powell
Why does Norway send gifts to England I thought they hated each other???
Sweden should be the good friends with England because of our neutrality.
Gavin Taylor
Global warming isn't real. ... ok
Gavin Barnes
Wtf gave you that idea? We're Englandboos through and through. Women watch posh television and the men watch football.
Austin King
Fucking Norweiggers
Joshua Watson
>never seen a christmas tree >catholic country Muhammed strikes again.
Josiah Myers
Alsace's Christmas Tree
Lincoln Jackson
>You had one fucking job Norway what the fuck is this? How is this Norway's fault? It is a lovely, tall tree. The fault lies with the uncreative, Christmas-hating losers that decorated (if you want to call it that) the tree. All they did was drop some lines of white lights over the tree. How ugly and lame is that? Not Christmassy at all. Gee, I wonder who was in charge of decorating the tree??? Blame them, not Norway.
Sorry for your crappy decorated tree, England. Sorry your country has turned its back on Christmas.
Austin Cooper
Sweden and their eternal obsession with phalic things. Didn't they even have a colony shaped like a cock?
Adrian White
Don't listen to those ungrateful bastards. I think it's a lovely Christmas tree.
Daniel Gonzalez
Because UK helped us during the war, and took hosted our Royal family and government. They also didn't let the germans march trough their country so they could invade
Camden Murphy
where is our tree?
fuck you norway
Julian Martin
>dunecoon becomes mayor of Londonistan >Christmas is now relegated to third rate holiday after eid and Ramadan. >killme.jpg
James Kelly
You sound very feminine. Fuck off poof
Dominic Cooper
>EN JEAVLA AGURK!!
JUST
Luke Collins
Yup. Even if they didn't like it, I still think they should have just said "thank you". Stuff like that, its always better to be the bigger man. Rearrange the lights, and move on with their lives. I thought "steady on" was a quintessentially British thing?
Brandon Edwards
yeah fucking everyone should be sending us trees for christmas
Cameron Rodriguez
you thought we hated brits? for what reason could you possibly think this? I just hate the "brits"
Gabriel Wilson
overreaction. Looks like a fine tree to me. If you get a gift, say "thanks"
John Price
you sound very durka durka. fuck off Asif.
Zachary Foster
Be greatful we do not harvest their blood you dirty slav
Adrian Lopez
>t. Ackmed Goatfucker
Adrian Ross
>Join in on war at the last minute > SEEEE, I TOLD YOU. WE WUZ SOPHISTICATED MILITARY TACTICIANS AND SHEEEEIT
Oliver Morgan
tfw they didn't like your present.
Angel Ramirez
btw, the trees have always looked like that. its just now that london is turning more and more """british""" they start complaining.
also dont blame us for the choice of decoration you go with, each damn year
Kevin Roberts
>you would have won the war without us >what is lend lease >what is rebuilding europe after you waged your dumb war
Adrian Morgan
fuck finland
Sebastian White
Yes, we would have. All you did was suppy a mminute amount of weaponry. Literally everyone outside the US knows this
Levi Baker
Oh so you're just bullshitting. Well I figured but I needed to be sure.
Carson Parker
If it weren't for us, you'd be speaking German
Zachary Perez
>WE WUZ ON DEM FRONTLINES, WE WUZ FREEING THE FRENCH AND DELIVERING DEMOCRACY. WE WUZ BRINGING DOWN HITLER In reality my silly yank friend, the Germans feared canadians more than they did you.
Kayden King
uh huh that's nice pal
Carter Green
Thank you Norway, would sit on whilst choking myself.
Levi Gutierrez
>You sound very feminine. Well good. Being of the female sex I would not want to sound masculine.
Luke Parker
>>Christmas is now relegated to third rate holiday after eid and Ramadan. You English need to get it together. God will not look kindly upon you and your country if you continue to not stand up for your heritage and Faith.
Michael Powell
>69th tree is phallus
topkek noice going norway 10/10
Samuel James
>we are the ones that need to get it together
Nathan Baker
Acceptance is the pebble that that starts the land slide of content.
Brandon Wright
Tbh it's the first I've even heard of this tradition, but this shit is just rude. Norway, thank you for the tree. Ignore the cunts making fun of it, a gift is a gift.
Xavier Harris
No, you wouldn't have. The USSR got huge amounts of supplies from the US which kept their shitty communist system and, consequently, Allied hopes, from imploding. If the Russians had been knocked out, it would have been only a matter of time before the Germans won the Battle of Britain through attrition.
Matthew Robinson
This is a really cool tradition. How come bestest friend Israel never buys us anything?
It's just a simple tree. No need to analyze it anymore than that.
Luis Phillips
>This is what hes taught
Christopher Barnes
>saved by England
Nigga please.
Camden Flores
Right, we did nothing. The Berlin wall? Oh they just put it there for shits and giggles, nothing to do with split occupation of Berlin with the USSR.
Fucking bongs try to call us stupid
Jacob Sanchez
Hitler built the berlin wall you fucking mong
Nathaniel Flores
Is this bait?
Brody Cooper
>Yank education
Nicholas Sanders
First off, you're wrong and a simple google would prove this. Secondly, I'm not a yank. I'm a Southerner.
Anthony Martin
>So an inbred yank?
William Davis
Well that's a waste of what appears to be a nice tree and a nice tradition.
Levi Hernandez
I hope Norwegians eventually realize that Hitler occupied them to protect them from an incoming British invasion. If they send anything to Britain every year it should be a lump of coal.
Jordan Davis
>tfw he's right Second cousins and that was 100 years ago. Gotta keep the Anglo lineage nice and clean.
Levi Morales
kek
Jason Russell
911-->IRAQ-->AFGHANISTAN-->LIBYA-->SYRIA-->EUROPA FLOODED BY MUSLIMS
#NOTREESFORYOU
Jordan Green
What the FUCK is this Norway???
GIVE ME A BETTER TREE YOU CUNTS!!!
>tfw you get a shit crimbo tree
Ryder Morgan
What's wrong with a cucumber? It's a nice vegetable to praise allah
You have no one to blame but yourselves and your thirst for dick and to be slaightered
William Smith
top kek
Thomas Jackson
Norway knowing what is important.
Jaxson Taylor
I have a bigger one amigo
Jaxson Sanchez
hablo espanol POR FAVOUR
es una thread espaniol
;^)
Vivo en England :)
Quiero una paella MUY GRANDE hahaha!!!
Angel Butler
Sweden sat both wars out, so shut your gabber lad, you're probably just jealous you didn't get a cucumber and if you did you probably shove it up your shitter
Nathan Collins
>they didn't let the branches fall before putting on the lights
rookies
David Bell
This.
Jaxon Ramirez
They should have sent a huge lighted dildo seeing how the U.K. Loves it up the ass.
James Watson
It's England's fault that Hitler invaded them. The Norg's let the british sea mines lay undisturbed. God damned beady anglos.
Kevin Hall
My Christmas tree
Chase Kelly
English naval aggression led to Hitler invading your country. They pretty much set you up, and you were too beta to do anything about it. Now they're making you pay tribute.
Ryder Fisher
i love it thank u norway
Jayden Harris
Jajaja, te perdono porque tu retraso me está haciendo gracia, te has ganado la paella personaje
Carson White
Never heard of this before.
Pretty cool though, thanks Norway.
Henry Reed
at least ur honest user
godbless u
Grayson Flores
Its got spirit, good going bro
Kayden Sanders
im sure the tree looks sweet, its just the lighting that needs sorting out
>with one user slamming the Christmas tree as an “illuminated cucumber” while another coined the phrase “gherkin draped in lights.” A less-mainstream opinion said it actually resembled a cactus. >slamming
typical making a big deal out of some harmless names, theres no aggression here unlike how the news tries to make out
just bants innit
Brayden Lewis
...
Jacob Evans
DELET THIS
Nicholas Edwards
i think i quite like it actually, i see what they were going for. looks quite contemporary and stylish
Joseph Rogers
kek this travesty wouldn't have happened if hitler was still around
Angel Perez
...
Jaxson Harris
This. The lowest branches should have been cut a bit and the lights shouldn't go narrow at bottom. 10 min fix.