I'm joining sweden's royal guard

Wish me good luck lads

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good luck, you are a brave man

sage

Good luck bud

Do you get to guard the special refugees?

What is that?
Why do they all look so chubby and soft?

Varför inte bli jägare? Livgardet är helt okej dock.

what rifles are those?

What do you guys do? Guard the king when he speaks about multiculturalism?

m/96, swedish mauser

AK 5 or Automatkarbin 5

>tfw you have to stand for 8+ hours and you will puke and shit yourself

Jesus christ hans what the fuck are you saying?

they seem really short for a mauser

As much as I hate the Swedes I got to give them credit for the being the only people left to wear the pickelhaube probably because (((they))) forgot about it

now you can suck the royal bbc

Yep, they're the shorter cavalry version since the royal guards are dragoons.

Also if you don't learn how to use a saber you're a faggot.

Yeah, haven't looked carefully. Just assumed it to be the swedish sandard rifle in their hands.

Our king isn't degenerate mate

Hope you enjoy participatinh in the pride parade, cuckboy.

On the flipside, at least you get a baller uniform

A german who doesn't recognize a mause rifle? Shameful.

You can't tell the difference between a bolt action rifle and an assault rifle?

royal guard for what,giving the niggers and muslims snacks while they rape your women?,sweden is a cuckfest

Well he hasn't done anything to save your shithole of a country.

i hope OP will assassinate royal cucks. maybe cause a civil war

will you draw the balls back on the lion

>allows the importing of millions of shitskin muslims
>Not degenerate

Pick one

I wish you many good luck lads, even though I find homosexual promiscuity quite disagreeable.

All Swedish males are required by law to maintain a gender neutral hormonal profile. They're forced to inject estrogen to balance out their testosterone.

Man fuck American education if I stopped learning after school I wouldn't even know sweden is a country let alone that they still believe in royalty.

Fun fact, US ceremonial guards don't have loaded weapons but the swedish guards have live ammo. So american marines are more cucked than swedes.

Give me a break, user!
It is midnight over here, I just came home from work and I am feeling sick.
It is not like Sweden is going to use these guns for anything other than suicide.

Monarchs are degenerate by definition

Are you going to wear one of those cuck outfits like the swedefags in that picture?

This.
>tfw the finnish military banned the usage of military clothes, insignias and everything military based by it's staff who participate in those things
>the swedish military on the other hand punishes it's members who refuse to participate
Top jej m80.

Sp*nish monarchs especially

Germany doesn't have the right to mock anyone until you impeach mama Merkel.

Räkna fönsterna

I dread the day when I look back to the time when your post was just satire.

Reality allways catches up with satire.
It allways does.

Bring back your monarch toothpaste I know you want to

Make sure you guard the Kings royal refugees like a good Svenne.

Just hope they don't order you to help muslim refugees.

God speed user.

But they are all white cis gendered males. Sweden no!

Have the ever heard of cover or alignment? Holy fuck as a former Drill instructor this is fucking triggering. These are your Royal guard??? Pure shit.

What's wrong with the outfit? It's good looking. We wear the WW1 pickelhaube helmets. Compare it to the britshits and your ceremonial guard and it's a fucking beauty

>livgardet
Varför väljer du ett b förband? Satsa på amf, spaning, psk etc.

its a FAMAS

The guy in second row looking around having a fucking good old time.

I guess discipline isn't necessary for you Royal Guard.

Fun fact, that's absolute bullshit. It simply depends upon the Guard post. And if it is Marines 9 times out of 10 they will have an actual rifle or pistol nearby.

Outfit looks fucking awesome, cool rifles too.

>that asian man
kek, i remember being there and commanding a crowd of old japanese people to back up
>BACKA
>BACKA
>BACKA
Then a weeb told me what baka means in japanese.

Outfit? More like cuckfit.

Are the mausers kept functional and is there any training with them? I suppose not, but the idea of a purely ornamental rifle doesn't sit well with me as a matter of principle.

your "king" is a dyslexic frog.

I'm not talking about guards at military bases retard. I'm talking about the guards in Washington DC and Arlington cemetary etc. Their rifles aren't loaded.

Hell, at most bases in the US the soldiers aren't even allowed to carry weapons other than the MP's and security forces.

Who does copycat who? Swedes the Germans or Germans the Swedes? I'm talking about the Pickelhaube

If it wasn't for the helmet you'd look like blue boy scouts

Pic related, best uniform

>Are the mausers kept functional and is there any training with them?
Yes, they are functional and loaded. They qualify with them and they zero them but they don't really train with them.

All the weapons are loaded with live ammo.

Kek

Did the norwegian army steal their hats from british policewomen?

Anyway, shame the drum corps is no more
>youtube.com/watch?v=HT2xgemwHgQ
those guys would make aphex twin blush

what the fuck is this the norweigan khanate?

looks pretty gay

We are

>Using Swedish on tourists
If you scored higher than double digits on your IQ test I will be very surprised.

What the fuck is a khanate?

I don't much care for the hats, i'll give you that

A khanate is to a khan as a kingdom is to a king

you wish.

>that guys face in the far left

>anything about sweden
>royal
Is your job gonna be to protect innocent muslims from the evil white swedes?
Do you think your masters will order you to kill your own kind?

spotted a jew in the bushes.

How could you literally downgrade with both uniforms and helmets since WW2? You went from badass to fucking awful. I blame communism.

They look glorious.
Hope your country will not allow foreigners in the royal guard, it will ruin the look.

Good luck.

Implying there is any real difference between saying it in English and saying it in Swedish.

Also its in Sweden and we give commands in swedish, as ordered.

have fun doing nothing

Wear your uniform with pride.

t. Soldier.

>stealing the helmet of the Kaiser's royal guard
pathetic Swedes at it again

And how does that fit into this image?

>I blame communism.

democracy

youtube.com/watch?v=y7mQPKRMTQw

...

i love when ppl start to speak slowly to foreigners in their native language - "so they could understand us better"

how did we downgrade? that pic is of the Bundeswehr.

are they poisoning our water or what the fuck

why do white men look like such flabby shit nowadays

why would you want to defend your country in it's current state.

You could have worn fucking bicycle helmets and looked better

Oh come on, our uniforms look like shit now. They literally won't let us wear black because the SS wore it.

These are some awful uniforms. You should ask mama Merkel to bring back the SS.

>not wearing hats with fucking spikes
>"How did we downgrade?"

Really nigger?

Because we have to preserve our culture that we have left. I'm not defending my country, I'm defending our king. If they get rid of him and our royal family it's fucking over. Plus our queen's father and our king's father were nazi sympathisers.

is this jojo?

kek

That's the kind of National Solidarity thinking I'm talking about.

that's rich coming from you.

good luck at the kalif's guard

Kek, was in pic related

We just slammed the gun into the ground like madmen if someone came close

I've already said im not a fan of the hats, but at least the don't look like the head of a rapefugee penis

Whats your name bro?

Well I'm proud of you OP. Maybe one day the rest of your country will see the destruction in 3rd world immigration.

Good luck Sven.
And remember, if you can't find your dildo,
its on top of your helmet.

Kek