Ashley Wetzel, 26 & Henry Niblack, 50 charged with misdemeanor exposure of sexual organs, Florida

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>Florida couple 'are caught having sex in front of passers-by on a SIDEWALK'

White women are unfixable

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I love my state but... I just wish it didn't attract crazy people as much.

that's what makes florida great

Yeah...but sometimes it can be a bit much

Blacc bois get all da white wimminz

This

Floridas got the good crazy. Bad crazy is what Cali has

well obviously i don't think you should get involved with those types...still those crazies make for a great stories and keep the state interesting

funny enough that 26 year old white girl looks older than the 50 year old black man hahah

HO HO HO
IT'S MAGIC
YOU KNOW
NEVER BELIEVE IT'S NOT SO

>it can be a bit much
You're a pussy. We're full, pussy.

Wait, she's 26 and he's 50?

It looks like it's actually the other way around.

Listen when you've seen a drunken guy fighting a wild animal on more then 4 occasions you tend to wish for a normal life

my man!

blacks probably age the best of any race, they practically look the same from 20-50

As a transplant I agree with however, no fuckin way will I stay here. The state is horrible it's own way. And I am from California so this is true

>florida sexcapades
>threadworthy

>26

meth is a hell of a thing

>Not wanting to fight a 3legged, 1eyed gator

We the 'straya of 'merca

>Florida
everytime

She's 26 and he's 50!? Jeez oh man.

once upon a time women were not allowed to be 26 year old drug addicts fucking 50 year drug dealing niggers

but I guess that would be racism
Instead they just talk about how surprised they are when she ends up dead

we've always had some crazies here...i think the nig did us a favor though

you think she's all that attractive?

Why do white women age like shit? They both look close to the same age in that picture, yet the black guy is 24 years older.

so.. hooker, meth, or both?

Someone please explain the Florida crazy meme.

probably drugs, fast food, and taking groid semen in that woman's case

my mother in law is 51 and still hot, don't judge me on that one...

He's a Ni-black.

It's not just white women, it's women who wear make-up through the majority of their lives which dries their skin out.

black don't crack

also

can't have america without florida my brotha

29 votes for DJT and this is the thanks we get?

Stay strong my brother

Stay strong and think of Harry Potter World

black don't crack

Cali boy, can confirm.

Watched seven of my friends ready to kill seven crips over a beef that began with used condoms in an RV. And the white-trash in the forests and hills are just as bad. Only difference is you rarely hear any of the stories because there are rarely any witnesses. Maybe 20% of the population speaks no, or nearly no, English, and have no interest in learning. On top of all this, yuppies keep moving here and ruining any chance of fixing any of the problems.

California Succession when. All the retards will leave and we'll finally have the golden land of the west back.

Its a mixture of humidity, old people, blacks, and meth heads.

Trailer trash + cuban + old people + black people + redneck + drug + sun

...

>Blacc bois get all da white wimminz

they beg for the scraps

I had to do a double take at the ages, she's the one who looks 50, god damn.

Meth, not even once.

green text the used condoms in an RV please. its got to be gold.

fuck alright. A little background.

>be me, poor white boy in bay area
>too poor to go to white school growing up
>get picked on because I'm the only white kid, and kinda fat
>start throwing hands, insults stop
>bro it the son of a man who ran the streets in the tenderloin, rough neighborhood in SF
>dad killed mom because mom pulled shotgun on him

kinda long, story incoming

>fatty shoves someone
>gets blown the fuck out

I dont see the issue, leaf

>be 15, smoking weed erry day
>start chilling with mah boi "L" (name changed)
>L is an islander, family ties with bloods
>Is a good dude, and owns an RV
>Enter "hyperfag"
>hyperfag is a retarded fat white latino
>manages to bang chicks because the poor kids are all trash
>hyperfag goes to fuck chick in RV, "L" tells him to clean up afterwards
>absolutelydegenerate.gif
>doesn't clean up afterwards
>"L" beats his ass
>not how I would have handled it, but w/e
>hyperfag tries to get "L"'s little brother shot because he's a pussy
>turns out nobody likes hyperfag for obvious reasons, and the dude he contacted is in with "L"s family.
>this is where me and my bro enter the story

Part 3 inc

>live in america
>jewtube ad plays in spanish
Please Trump, ban fucking spanish. So fucking sick of this gay ass 3rd world "language".

I'll save you another hour or two of agonizing over a language you failed to grasp in elementary school because you were too busy being a degenerate:

>me and my homie shot him
>then we raped the body as is african custom
>I'm a waste of DNA

>fourth of july
>get off work, walk over to L's house to smoke
>L is gearing up to beat hyperfag's ass again
>I'm in, fuck this dude
>Go to the county fair and start looking for hyperfag
>enter pookie. Almost literally his name
>pookie is a lil fucknigga, but his family is crip (foreshadowing)
>still kicks it with us because he's a mark ass bitch and too pussy to claim anything

>flashback
>earlier I had to fight dude named H to save face
>threw fight because H the kind of retarded ass nigga to bring a gun to school
>protip: don't kick black people, they will consider it cheating and threaten to shoot you
>pookie comes up afterwards and wants to fight me
>he's like 160, I'm 250
>say no because idgaf

>back to story in progress in part 4

you need to unfuck your life

Really makes me think

>pookie decides to try to warn hyperfag of ass beating
>not a good idea
>gets on phone within ear shot to call hyperfag and starts shouting about how L was looking for him
>too stupid to even betray people properly
>L decides he's going to beat pookies ass for this
>not a great way to handle interpersonal conflict, but fuck pookie
>we march him into a nearby clearing
>I'm pushing him along as he's making a phone call
>to stoned to realize I should stop him
>he get to clearing, L and pookie square up
>A wild Aunt Jemima appears!
>MAH_BABBY_MAH_BABBY.stereotypesarereal
>dumb bitch runs into the middle of the fight
>This bitch, I swear on my life, this bitch soccer flops
>what the fuck is happening?
>what's that noise?
>why is the ground shaking?

Find out in part 5: A rumble in the jungle!

On the straight an narrow now, but I did have a pretty interesting upbringing

The worst form of "rolling coal"

>trying to process what is wrong with this stupid bitch
>why would you go full eurocuck and fake an injury like that?
>All of a sudden it's like Michael Jackson's "Bad" video, and hoodrats are emerging from the shadows like fucking ninjas
>we walked in as a group of 4 people, there are now about two dozen people
>as this is happening I hear the distinct dulcet tones of a raging gorilla
>"WHO TOUCHED MY WOMAN?! WHO TOUCHED MY WOMAN?! I'M A CRIP, NIGGA! I'M A STRAIGHT CRIP NYUKKA!"
>5'6'
>400 pounds of silverback rage
>Arms like watermelons, no lie.
>what the actual fuck is happening with my life right now?
>battle lines start getting drawn
>be me, off to the side, and I see my buddy run up to the line
>I'mma stay back and watch this coonery, hop in if I need to.
>look around, a crowd out of the "Straight Out of Compton" movie has materialized
>betting going on, some straight hood shit
>tensions are high, niggas are screaming, Aunt Jemima is rolling on the floor while she screams "mah babby dindu nuffin"

Find out what happens next time on Negro-ball Z

HURRY UP AND FINISH

>to the uninitiated, there are only two ways to stop a ghetto-fight. Screams cops are coming, or murder
>luckily in this case, somebody screamed "cops", not "worldstar"
>the two groups part ways, both screaming about how they'd be back with guns
>people wander around trying to collect their now discarded shirts
>I grab one, thinking it was L's
>accidentally stole King Kong's shirt
>I assume this talk of guns is posturing
>No, they are actually dumb enough to do it
>we go to H's grandmas house, and have to break in to get his illegally purchased handgun
>I consider it might be time to re-evaluate my life
>WE GO. THE FUCK. BACK.
>we should have bailed, but we had something to prove to ourselves
>other group didn't show up, we get stopped by the cops
>H sneaks away and manages not to get searched
>go back to L's
>drink and smoke and coon it up

Bit of an anti-climax, sure, but that's the story.

>I consider it might be time to re-evaluate my life

ya don't fucking say

Grew up in New England but love Florida, so much crazy. I'm always entertained while traveling the state. Also, Florida springs are based

Thing is, it was a neo-nazi that tried to murder me, not a hood-rat. Hood-rats were fine with me, because I was never out to start shit, and neither did they. White power is worse than hood-shit honestly, because hood shit is usually only ever about rep or cash. If you don't get in business with them, and don't disrespect them, they don't really give a fuck. White power wants to push an agenda, and if you aren't on board they get violent.

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It really is just a meme.

bummmp